🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,618
Absolutely fucking horrifying, but a very fitting punishment. Is his body supposed to be making a symbol of some kind at the end? (Besides the obvious oroboros of course)
 
Is this also referencing the Blizz employs stealing breast milk out of the fridge at the office. Does that time out with Mald's firing?
I don't believe it tracks. Maybe he just wanted a random example and he just subconsciously remembered the breast milk incidents.


It's fitting, though, can't make the meat's message any clearer: "there are things you aren't an expert about, and refusing to admit you're bullshitting all the time is destroying you"
 
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"i hope thor has a sense of humor about it. im sure he will"

Lmao, fucker calls himself "thor" unironically which you're playing along with and you think he can take a joke.
 
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Please don't. It's funny to observe. And clearly the community wants to talk about it
He meant to say "Stop talking about negative videos made about Thor". These fags would be dancing in the streets if some big name YouTuber decided to make a fluff piece.
I'm sure this has been said a few hundred times by now, but these people are beyond pathetic. There's 8 billion people on the planet you could choose to idolize, and 10,000 years of human history filled with figures you could devote this energy to. Of all those options, they chose this fucking guy.
 
How could MeatCanyon forget to mention his defcon badges or hacking powerplants or whatever the fuck it was. Not to mention the lack of "wheelhouse" or "insane behavior". 9/10, I hope it makes mald seethe.
If you wanted to mention ONLY ONE thing about Jason, to as broad of an audience as possible, it's that he is allergic to saying he's ever done anything wrong. I've seen some of these videos drag on from Meat like the Disney plane so this was surprisingly short. Perhaps the only miss with this video is that he decided to post it while Jason is on "vacation" and is not forced to delete 1000+ more chat users mentioning it because it's hot & new, but that's a meta issue and not a problem with the contents itself.

Is this also referencing the Blizz employees stealing breast milk out of the fridge in the office. Does that time out with Mald's firing?
Court documents claim the breast milk theft happened both in 2008(before Jason would have worked their with Diablo 3 testing) and in 2021, after he would've been long gone. Of the many things you can rib him for, this isn't one of them, though I agree it would be funny if it were possible to pin it on him. We'll have to settle for the more provable things he's done in the past 1,100 pages.
 
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Meatcanyon sucked on a dildo for a sponsorship, he's not going to call out someone being a sexpest.
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Not just any dildo, a Bad Dragon dildo. BD belongs to one Jan Mulders, AKA Varka, who also owns e621, the furry porn site. Varka himself is a great aficionado of shoving ridiculously sized silicone toys, including custom molds of 2 liter bottles all the way up his ass, with him recording it and sharing it on his Twitter alt. He is also known for keeping dirt on anyone he ever comes in contact with so that in case that any of his shady dealings, of which there are many signs of, they go down with him.

Just a little bit of context for this photo of Hunter throating a dildo. Other furniggers from AC could sum Varka up better than me I'm sure.

Still, even if he went soft on Jason in the animation, he still went hard enough since it takes so little to shatter his delicate ego. Mocking his inability to admit fault and doing his usual body horror animation is just icing on the cake. Reminds me of how Just A Worm, or @A Sunset ever since she decided that she was too good for KF, got slack for drawing Kweenn Keffals in her usual unflattering way to the point of closing up shop on Xitter as well.
 
Absolutely fucking horrifying, but a very fitting punishment. Is his body supposed to be making a symbol of some kind at the end? (Besides the obvious oroboros of course)
"Putting your foot in your mouth" is a saying used in the case of making a social faux-pas.
 
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DOG.
I doubt he had any idea who mald was until the SKG drama.
the assumption that everyone knows your favorite E daddy, and must respect him. AFTER seeing someone dunking on his ass is not only
retarded. but it's mental illness. the extent of everyone's opinion of mald boils down to:
"wow what an ass"

Jacob.
remove that Frog avatar, change it to a picture of dirt.
fucking look at the ground and think before you speak next time.
 
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Jason could redeem himself by dubbing, and stealing, the video like Markiplier did for his parody
Not only would that require him to swallow his ego, the Markiplier video is more poking fun at the guy because he's such a massive meme instead of shitting on him.
 
Meatcanyon sucked on a dildo for a sponsorship, he's not going to call out someone being a sexpest.
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I'm not surprised. Meatcanyon's videos would be classified as fetish videos if it were not for the veil of parody. On one hand his content is funny, on the other it should be isolated to newgrounds or somesuch websites. I'm willing to bet he has some furry/LGBT affinities in his closet.
 
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