🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,617
I came here to post the Meatcanyon vid but I guess y'all are way faster than me (and not 40 minutes late)

This might kill Jason if we're being real, or he'll act like it didn't fucking affect him at all (which MC fucking CALLS HIM OUT for).

Godspeed guys.
This might get ugly lmao
 
I wish he gave him shit for being both a furry and a ferretfucking deviant, but I'm pretty sure Meat thinks "furry" is "person who has a hobby of going around in a fursuit who otherwise abides by self-imposed limits" and not "rabid ferretfucker."
At the very least he strikes me as someone who'd avoid stepping on that landmine, even if he personally finds furries to be degens.
 
MeatCanyon has made an animation about Mald
How could MeatCanyon forget to mention his defcon badges or hacking powerplants or whatever the fuck it was. Not to mention the lack of "wheelhouse" or "insane behavior". 9/10, I hope it makes mald seethe.
 
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I wish he gave him shit for being both a furry and a ferretfucking deviant, but I'm pretty sure Meat thinks "furry" is "person who has a hobby of going around in a fursuit who otherwise abides by self-imposed limits" and not "rabid ferretfucker." And I'm fairly sure furries are in his fanbase too since they grow everywhere like fucking roaches, so he wouldn't want to alienate that part of his audience. I like the layered metaphors and the sheer grotesqueness of how he portrayed him, but he definitely could've gone harder on him.

I do like the detail of the bogus breastfeeding code being more coherent than his actual code though :story:
He's a good ol' Missouri middle of the roader, politically. But he's also an online gooner style guy, pretty sure his wife is a furry. If I recall, she draws furry porn. So for him, it's probably just an online kink instead of being the degeneracy everyone whose wife is NOT a furry knows it is.
 
since mald's last minute decision to take a vacation, likely to wait for drama to blow over, quin got his old roommate/co-worker to drop more details of his (lack of) work at blizzard and disgusting/disrespectful tendencies as a roommate, and meatcanyon drops a parody video. mald must be malding right now.
 
For them being so upset about it, this is actually mild compared to MeatCanyon's other body horrors :story:
 
Note: There's a WoW logo being hidden by Jason's green screen in the video.

Meatcanyon is 100% taking the piss out of Jason (like he does for everyone), trying to get him to look deeper at himself (the literal depiction of the mirror being there, and mirror Jason walking away afterward).

We all know how this started, and won't forget for a long time. But yeah that WoW logo made me chuckle. MC knows. The rest of the goddamn internet knows. Thor will never figure it out.

Sometimes people just need to shut the fuck up.
 
It's pretty tame as far as body horror goes, as well. JaimeR's stuff is much more body horror
Meat actually works with JamieR now. Don't know when he started helping with videos but it is pretty obvious when JamieR is doing a shot in a Canyon video. (One example, the CaseOh growing larger and larger video.)
 
I wish he gave him shit for being both a furry and a ferretfucking deviant
Meatcanyon sucked on a dildo for a sponsorship, he's not going to call out someone being a sexpest.
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