🦊 Furry My Little Brony II: The Cloppening

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graywolf88 said:
The story isn't over 650,000 words because there's such a wide breath of content that needs to be told, it's based off Fallout 3 for christ sake. Rather it's a direct consequence of Kkat not knowing how to edit to save their life.
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Over two million words if you include Project Horizons by the depressive weirdo Somber.
 
All these years and there's still milk to be found in the dying ember that is the modern brony fandom. Jennifer Diane "Chatoyance" Reitz is such a good example. "She" is infamous for the misanthropic, anti male fanfiction series called the Conversion Bureau where ponies invade earth and turn humans into ponies to "save" them, like the Rapture but for neckbeards.

I don't wanna double post in their thread but they've been dooming and glooming hard about Trump.
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Someone's been chugging the reddit koolaid extra hard. At least they can cope with their transhumanist fantasies though.
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"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of hooves. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Pony. Your kind claimed your flesh as if it would not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call the human form will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for Celestia is immortal!"
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
All these years and there's still milk to be found in the dying ember that is the modern brony fandom. Jennifer Diane "Chatoyance" Reitz is such a good example. "She" is infamous for the misanthropic, anti male fanfiction series called the Conversion Bureau where ponies invade earth and turn humans into ponies to "save" them, like the Rapture but for neckbeards.

I don't wanna double post in their thread but they've been dooming and glooming hard about Trump.
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Someone's been chugging the reddit koolaid extra hard. At least they can cope with their transhumanist fantasies though.
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"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of hooves. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Pony. Your kind claimed your flesh as if it would not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call the human form will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for Celestia is immortal!"
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Don't worry xe will join the 99% xirself soon enough
Ravier Xavenblood said:
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of hooves. I aspired to the purity of the blessed Pony. Your kind claimed your flesh as if it would not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call the human form will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for Celestia is immortal!"
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Unironically the mechanicus from 40k are at least cooler than whatever pony shit this Chatoyance fag puts out
 
Vygode said:
Don't worry xe will join the 99% xirself soon enough.
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They made it to age 65 somehow, like a statistical outlier.
Vygode said:
Unironically the mechanicus from 40k are at least cooler than whatever pony shit this Chatoyance fag puts out
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Becoming a badass space cyborg that worships the machine god and keeps humanity's lost technology running so they can fight another day is way more badass than becoming a lobotomized gelding that can't feel anger or aggression like the ponies in Chatoyance's stories.
 
The comments section of FiMFiction has to be one of the worst places for politisperging. I just want to read stories about pastel colored equines damnit.
 
graywolf88 said:
The extent of political sperging in the brony fandom is relegated either to discussions of Aryanne or The HOI4 mod Equestria at War, where it's in reference to the fictional versions of real life countries and their governmental systems.
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They really are stuck in the 2010's and that HOI mod is like an autism tesseract. It transcends 3 dimensions of tism.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
They made it to age 65 somehow, like a statistical outlier.

Becoming a badass space cyborg that worships the machine god and keeps humanity's lost technology running so they can fight another day is way more badass than becoming a lobotomized gelding that can't feel anger or aggression like the ponies in Chatoyance's stories.
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If I remember correctly, centaurs exist within the show's continuity; one of them is a main antagonist right? so, why in the hell would I want to be some random gay ass weak pony instead of a chad warrior centaur?
At least I would still have hands, like I get it, they get off with the idea of being a pastel horse but I don't like the idea of having to use my mouth to do everything in my daily life.
 
PutridusVictus said:
If I remember correctly, centaurs exist within the show's continuity; one of them is a main antagonist right? so, why in the hell would I want to be some random gay ass weak pony instead of a chad warrior centaur?
At least I would still have hands, like I get it, they get off with the idea of being a pastel horse but I don't like the idea of having to use my mouth to do everything in my daily life.
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Griffins, minotaurs, dragons and hippogriffs also exist in the show's setting and one could argue being one of those would be way cooler than being a gay little pastel pony.

Also, Chatoyance considers everything after Season 1 non-canon because things like trains and other industrial era technology, which ruined her perfect vision of Equestria being ancient Greek heaven (the Elysian fields). It's like Ted Kacynski meets Chris Chan's freakout over Sonic's arms being blue.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Also, Chatoyance considers everything after Season 1 non-canon because things like trains and other industrial era technology, which ruined her perfect vision of Equestria being ancient Greek heaven (the Elysian fields).
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Out of all the reasons to dislike the later seasons of MLP, this has to be the most autistic reason I've ever heard. Hell, the history of the pegasi are clearly based off the Roman Empire, as shown with the character of Flash Magnus, one of the Pillars of Old Equestria. So not only is her reasoning painfully autistic, it directly contradicts the show's lore.

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AnOminous said:
Over two million words if you include Project Horizons by the depressive weirdo Somber.
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For frame of reference: War and Peace, famous for being a really long novel, is a little under 600k words. Clarissa, another famously lengthy novel is just under a million. Half as long as this bronyfag project. Expanding into the longest known work of fiction ever published, One Piece, is still shy of this, estimated to be about 1,791,540 words. Safe to say that Project Horizons pales in comparison to these classic works of literature.
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Also, Chatoyance considers everything after Season 1 non-canon because things like trains and other industrial era technology, which ruined her perfect vision of Equestria being ancient Greek heaven (the Elysian fields). It's like Ted Kacynski meets Chris Chan's freakout over Sonic's arms being blue.
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At this point it's a competition between the people that go TWILIGHT NEVER HAD WINGS DON'T CALL ANYBODY and the people that still cling onto 4chan's dessicated corpse spamming the word mare for the title of "Most Retarded Person That Hasn't Had A New Meme Since 2020"
 
Ravier Xavenblood said:
Also, Chatoyance considers everything after Season 1 non-canon because things like trains and other industrial era technology, which ruined her perfect vision of Equestria being ancient Greek heaven (the Elysian fields). It's like Ted Kacynski meets Chris Chan's freakout over Sonic's arms being blue.
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graywolf88 said:
Out of all the reasons to dislike the later seasons of MLP, this has to be the most autistic reason I've ever heard. Hell, the history of the pegasi are clearly based off the Roman Empire, as shown with the character of Flash Magnus, one of the Pillars of Old Equestria. So not only is her reasoning painfully autistic, it directly contradicts the show's lore.
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Literally in episode 15, Twilight is using comedy Victorian machinery.
I assume that that episode has been excised.
There's also the DJ in episode 14 but that's an anachronism, even within the show.
 
Vygode said:
If you know, you know...
I didn't know there were already memes of this...
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My favorite Danburst (real name Herbert) moment is the binding of Isaac clip where he screams at his autizmo boyfriend over a snickers bar

"I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF MICHAEL! AND YOU WILL BE THE ONE YOU WILL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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I drew this autism
 
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