Junior strokes are strokes that people below the age of 18 get. You're talking bout Mini-stroke, or what's actually called a Transient Ischemic Attack (TIA for short), which causes stroke like symptoms that clear up in minutes. While they aren't considered strokes because they don't cause brain damge they are just as dangerous as regular strokes and I don't even want to get into the chance of Jack having had silent strokes.
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Jack is at the stage where they'll eventually scan his brain (for a major change in function/level of consciousness) and say "oh, huh, looks like you had a couple of little strokes we didn't know about since your last scan."
Multi-infarct dementia is like that. At some point it's hard to tell if Jack's deteriorating day to day because look at his baseline.
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Jack is currently live on Jimmy's channel
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Wild thing to say for a guy whose a terrible liar or wrong about many things
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well aint that the pot calling the kettle a nigger
They'll scan his brain and be shocked when the MRI displays what the Doctors will describe as "shredded fucking brisket."
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Brain made up of assorted processed cheese and meats, cubed, of course.
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He argued with hadurs on a livestream last year and said "I have only had 3 strokes not 4 like you guys keep saying". Last year he started blogging again and stirred up speculation that he has had 5 strokes because in the blog he wrote that he had a "TOA" in Las Vegas in 1999 as well as the big strokes in 2018 and 2023. He did have a TIA in Vegas in 2011 that he made a video about where he hilariously blamed caffeine, energy drinks and stress on his TIA which even folks back then panned as you can see in the comment section. I personally thought he just messed up the year and said 1999 instead of 2011 but some folks suspected he had another TIA in 1999 as well which is totally possible.
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every time I see Jack’s gimpy-ass paralyzed arm I laugh so hard.
I’ll always watch his boring content as long as that purple, decaying candy claw is flopping around.
All the guy had to do was basic bitch PT and occupational therapy, and he’d have a second working (albeit weaker and slower) arm. But instead he decided he’d rather sit in the fart couch and eat meat to cure his very visible affliction. As a result, he is now one layer of skin away from that appendage developing a blood infection, and subsequently rotting off of his body.
Dumb, fat, crippled wigger addicted to food and the electronic demon called Hey AI.
I’ll always watch his boring content as long as that purple, decaying candy claw is flopping around.
All the guy had to do was basic bitch PT and occupational therapy, and he’d have a second working (albeit weaker and slower) arm. But instead he decided he’d rather sit in the fart couch and eat meat to cure his very visible affliction. As a result, he is now one layer of skin away from that appendage developing a blood infection, and subsequently rotting off of his body.
Dumb, fat, crippled wigger addicted to food and the electronic demon called Hey AI.
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I had this playing in the background but had to tap out after 50 minutes or so. The two of them are so utterly, utterly boring and there's only so much gurgle-gurgle my ears can stomach. There is nothing in this that merits being uploaded to the internet or preserved in any format. I would rather listen to water cooler gossip between two dudes in the department of sanitation.
Some highlights include,
a) talking about how overweight people should be reminded/fat-shamed into acknowledging they have a problem, JACK
b) Jack considers himself overweight...yeah maybe 150 pounds ago
c) talking about Wall-E and how humanity becomes so fat and incompetent and reliant on technology, JACK
d) Jack admitting his overeating caused one/some/all of his strokes
Go back to cooking shit poorly Jackie, please...I'll settle for you filming some Dollar General
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If that's not the pot calling the kettle black I don't know what is.
But the Wall-E thing he got partly wrong. The people on the ship weren't just fat. They were babies. They were infantilized deliberately by the auto pilot because there was no way to get them back to Earth. Their body proportions were those of infants. They were kept in that state to keep them happy and oblivious. They couldn't walk by themselves, their food was taken from cups that were like baby bottles and they were kept entirely dependent on the ship for everything. So yes they were reliant on technology but they weren't incompetent. They just never had to do anything for themselves.
But of course all Fatty sees is "fat people" because he's incapable of reading between the lines.
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Jack is fat and gay
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lol I like how he picks and focuses on the three dumbest conspiracies.
It’s almost like he picks the three conspiracies that make anyone who considers any other actual conspiracy to be a lunatic by association.
Thanks Jack, this is very helpful. Now the people will never consider it weird that every congressman has an AIPAC GUY.
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I can't stand moon landing deniers. You know who didn't deny the moon landing? The fucking USSR who we were in a cold war with at the time 
It's like these boomer retards like Jack want to be patriotic but one of the crowning achievements of mankind that the US carried out didn't actually happen, all because the money spent on putting men on the moon could've been spent on gibs me meats.
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It's like these boomer retards like Jack want to be patriotic but one of the crowning achievements of mankind that the US carried out didn't actually happen, all because the money spent on putting men on the moon could've been spent on gibs me meats.
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I can't stand moon landing deniers. You know who didn't deny the moon landing? The fucking USSR who we were in a cold war with at the time
It's like these boomer retards like Jack want to be patriotic but one of the crowning achievements of mankind that the US carried out didn't actually happen, all because the money spent on putting men on the moon could've been spent on gibs me meats.
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Has Jack ever said why he doesn't believe in thr moon landing? A common reason among religious types is that space doesn't exist and what we're looking at is the Firmament, but Jack's too retarded to grasp an abstract concept.
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Probably nothing more than "RESEARCH IT"
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And the ironic thing is it rarely seems to be the anti-American lefties who ever deny it. It usually goes against all sense for Jack's political fee-fees, imagine a gigantic mobilization of government, technology and industry, pumping masses of money into the private sector and employing hundreds of thousands of Americans in order to achieve something that objectively would be a massive triumph for any species, let alone nation. Remember that less than sixty-six years transpired between the first heavier-than-air flight and humans setting foot on the surface of another world. That is a staggering achievement. If you say it's mildly tarnished because it was done as the equivalent of a geopolitical slapfight, well maybe there's something there, but the certain fact is it would never have gotten done otherwise in our lifetimes. Retarded assholes like Jack love to claim the Gubmint is Lying To You but to deny one of the true and most significant accomplishments of this country in the last century is so fundamentally counter-productive it's staggering. The moon landing relied on technologies that were not even on paper when Kennedy made his speech. These morons don't believe it could have happened simply because they are far too stupid to even begin to grasp the smallest steps of mating up-to-the-second scientific advancements to hands-on technical and engineering skill it required. It looks like MAAJIC, and thus it must be a fairy tale.