🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[volatile puar]

I'm not sure it counts as a scam if the scam consists of getting retards to donate by tricking them into thinking other people are donating.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Imagine losing a subathon and having to cheat against a tutel and its voice to speech program

It's also worth noting that Vedal sort of broke the record by accident. It was part of a subathon but they hadn't specifically planned to try for the record, it just kinda happened. Meanwhile when Malding set the record, and then when he broke it the first time, it was specifically planned and announced in advance so all his paypigs could save up and give at the right time.

 

[volatile puar]

It's highly likely Mald faked the hype train not to defraud his viewers and extract as much cash as possible but purely to hold the record which is somehow more pathetic

Thinking about it, how likely is it that the main reason why he did this was to make it look like his audience isn't leaving in droves, and he's still popular.

 

[Aidan]

Thinking about it, how likely is it that the main reason why he did this was to make it look like his audience isn't leaving in droves, and he's still popular.

Unlikely. This is old news and he was not mired in controversy the same way he is today.

 

[31. Januar]

I think we'll be ok.

 

[clickbait]

Knowing how much twitch sucks the dick of successful streamers, and, unless there's literally a fucking riot or actually federally illegal content displayed, they don't take action, mald is very, very safe.

He should just play wow with the twitch mod team. He won't be safe then.

 

[tarzor]

is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness

please refer to this post:
rehashing how the puzzle he cheated on works

and this post( with the video of him cheating) :
post&video. he coincidentally also magically realized you have to use the color of the puzzles background lined up with a puzzle behind it to reveal the true color of the puzzle 'stars after taking his PISSBREAK®

Some sort of Heartbound community Discord server with JsonMaldy in it. Posting so someone could archive. Don't harass please.

https://discord.gg/aVwq8gHh

anyone clicking this, beware that all mods of a discord server can see exactly WHO CREATED the invite link and WHO CLICKED the invite link ( through a simple bot )
its safer to find an already made invite link, or a customized link ( those usually last forever and are made by the owner )

Spoiler: shitty bot example

it's supergolfed by windsurf but this snippet just prints out in a channel who joined(m) with what code(i.code)

Might be an automated thing, lowering the background music volume whenever the mic starts picking something up. As for clip farming, that would make sense, considering how he gamed the whole Youtube Shorts system.

he has one of those streamer pad things that looks like a drum kit sampler, he uses it to continue his donation/bits tts macro and to toggle music, its 100% so he can quick time event his 'epic streamer says <generic bullshit>' / clippable moment mode

Spoiler: the streamer thing in question

 

[Retink Retunk]

Am I remember this right or did I imagine this, but did Maldy claim his dad named him Thor specifically? If that's true that's probably a lie as during the birthday clip Joey Ray calls him Jason and then acts like he dead named him.

 

[Nick Gars]

It's highly likely Mald faked the hype train not to defraud his viewers and extract as much cash as possible but purely to hold the record which is somehow more pathetic

I'd be willing to put money on it, honestly. He never seems to talk explicitly about money/how much he makes/ect, more so whatever "merit" he can attach to it.
"I run a ferret rescue"
"I have my own buisness and 467 employees"
"I pay my mods"
Obviously there is some intent to make money and flaunt it in some regard, but it always boils down to the ego boost he can put behind it. He truly is a sad creature, spite and narcissism fuel him entirely.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

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I think we'll be ok.

SKG is officially the 4th highest signed initiative in the EU(the IT department for the ECI has been weeding fake sigs for weeks). It would appear that video game preservation is more important than keeping animals out of cages lol.

Am I remember this right or did I imagine this, but did Maldy claim his dad named him Thor specifically? If that's true that's probably a lie as during the birthday clip Joey Ray calls him Jason and then acts like he dead named him.

Thor said his dad named him that because he was born during a thunderstorm. I highly doubt that shit.
Edit: he never said he was born at home.
Edit 2: would be funny if he was actually born during a thunderstorm. An omen of things to come.

I know a guy that behaves just like Mald, and the way Joey reacted is the same way this guy's father reacts when he knows he just said something that will trigger a negative reaction from his autistic, narcissist son. Like he had just lied down for the night and realized he left the backyard gate open. Dealing with people like Mald is like that, a laundry list of triggers you have to keep track of and avoid, or you get yelled at like Shaye over 5 fucking pixels.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Please be right. A slow agonising decay for him all the way to zero. Dump it!

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Hopefully he streams himself hitting the 1 million subscriber mark

 

[twinArmageddons]

Oh, wow the Wikipedia is stating the True & Honest factual statements

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

The timestamp is around 07:26:20 in the full VOD. I made a short clip of the hype train section with Khronos in question, showing it's legitimate. He even helpfully mouses over everything to show it's not "some cheap photoshop." Thank you @Scorpion From MK!

pirate oopsie.mp4

The 50k bits at 20sec left is probably at ~06:58:35, but the onscreen messages aren't synced due to the large amounts of smaller donos, so the username isn't shown. Description and read message match.

yeah that sounds about on course, him suddenly being shilled made me think theres no way he's didn't just naturally become popular because I didn't know who the fuck he was until Stop Killing Games became a thing

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

This fuckwit has spent years lying about every aspect of his life and abilities simply to boost his ego and his bank balance and is now essentially paid to play videogames all day in a house that he tricked unsuspecting idiots into funding for him. The fact that a load of sloptubers are pointing out this cretin is actually a lying fuck is nothing to feel sympathy for

It’s this kind of moralising specifically that I find a bit much. He’s a disgusting furfag and he’s obviously a chronic liar but saying he’s a “fuckwit” who duped unsuspecting victims into funding his lifestyle is rich.

Do you feel embarrassed for buying an early access game that never got finished? I would too but his lack of competency doesn’t make him a swindler.

Do you feel embarrased for donating him money when you thought he was a cool haxor now that you know he isn’t? Nobody on twitch is as cool as they make themselves out to be. No refunds nigger.

Now the sloptubers are getting tard mad because he, God forbid, artificially inflated his subscriber count? Artificially boosting your views/subscribers is the ultimate sin to a YouTuber, because it’s how they all measure each other’s worth. But to the rest of us who aren’t YouTubers why should we even really care, other than to laugh at his vanity?

 

[volatile puar]

It would appear that video game preservation is more important than keeping animals out of cages lol.

A huge blow to furries everywhere.

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Oh, wow the Wikipedia is stating the True & Honest factual statements

mfw my speculation that the video didn't show proof it was running on the smart fridge was an understatement because the video showed it wasn't running on the smart fridge.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

The Slop News Network saga continues. https://youtube.com/watch?v=dR2saTw4Htw

Love how almost the entire internet has finally realized and are now vocal of how much of a fraud he is.

Latest game jam only has 3 submissions at the moment with 10 days left.

Anyone else remember his claim that "he knows where [some guy's] command center is" from one of the gamejams? After the FBI story again, this is probably fake as well, since he was too retarded to pop in a random guy's device into his own computer.

I don't actually get why people are so obsessed with hype trains when it's just giving money to someone, but then I don't watch all that much twitch, mainly one streamer.

Same feeling as Casino slot machines. And then you get bragging rights for wasting your money on someone else's rent/mortgage.

"You need to get outside" said by a faggot with a body posture of a vampire mid-melting in those interviews outside of his room

The most hypocritical fucking statement Mald has ever fucking said. Yeah, I'm gonna go outside to touch grass because I was told by someone who is terminally online and gets fucking owned by the entire internet the minute he opens his mouth,

Looks like he just got finished injecting heroin and/or meth into himself and now is taking the ferret to the bathroom to rape it.

Edit

The lower-case e entire

my brain froze for a second, i fixed it lol

 

[volatile puar]

Love how almost the entire entire has finally realized and are now vocal of how much of a fraud he is.

The lower-case e entire

since he was too retarded to pop in a random guy's device into his own computer.

He was retarded enough to think that claiming he put an unknown sd card from a spy box would make him look smart.

 

[Poisonbreath]

Seems like he got around to the daily steam discussions purge two and a half hours earlier than yesterday. Missed out on a couple threads I was going to archive because of that. I'm taking it pretty slow since it's just steam discussions after all.

One comment did stand out to me, and I did make sure to catch it as soon as I saw it.

I hadn't noticed this earlier. At this moment, 37 'active threads' are shown while the sidebar lists 256 now 258 total threads. Inactive threads are mentioned on the last page of active threads and can only be found through discussions searches. I'm not sure how or when they get considered an inactive thread. It might be that a certain number of newer threads will push stuff at the end out into being inactive, and if so I have a hunch that deleted threads might still contribute to that. Who knows though, something like Elden Ring has about 800 active threads.

Looking at three random games that released around the same time as Heartbound to compare...

Spoiler: Beasts of Bermuda

Spoiler: Wrench

Those are both bigger games though, so how about a smaller pixelshit indie that apparently had some kind of gay-ass drama?

Spoiler: HEARTBEAT

Now, here's Heartbound again.

Spoiler: Heartbound

Also took a peek at some games I own myself - one of them has a similar total threads count to Heartbound along with unlocked active threads being 2/3 of the total and ranging from this month to fucking 2016.

Yeah, what he's doing shows. Most of the total thread count is probably the old unlisted stuff. I searched a couple of threads visible in this archive from January and they still existed unlocked but inactive, only appearing if searched for. The amount of active threads in the archive are more what one would expect to see, as well. I'd love to have been able to check page 15 to see how far back they go, too bad.

Spoiler: January Discussions

https://archive.ph/DvgeT

Something I noticed while looking at the archives of the general discussions page is that the thread count does go down with deleted threads, but not as much as I'd expected. Looking at the before-and-after for today's purge, there were seven live threads deleted while two stayed. Three new threads popped up after. After should be 254 total general threads, right?

Spoiler: Before / After

Before: https://archive.ph/zDerN
After: https://archive.ph/gTaVS

Am I fucking retarded and just missing something obvious? Does anyone know more about how this works?
Anyways, with all that shit out of the way, here's some deleted stuff I did manage to grab.

Spoiler: played demo, want refund

https://archive.ph/15QyH

Spoiler: completely normal forum

https://archive.ph/sLPYK

These two are still up,but I wanted to grab them early just to be certain I have them since they're responses to locks and deletions.

Spoiler: 95% of conversations locked

https://archive.ph/PdF9E

Spoiler: Huh?

https://archive.ph/BThYS

Guy in this last one there might lead a steam normie to getting poopgnomed, good stuff.

While I was at it I got a half-assed archive of the replies so far on the most recent news post. They're not out of reach for moderation, so I think he just doesn't really check these ones as often. It does look like there are some deleted replies, but one of his retarded glazers (or alts) helpfully quoted multiple of them.

Spoiler: Highlights

https://archive.ph/cHo14

https://archive.ph/j7yus

https://archive.ph/89J0x

Here's the graph linked in that deleted post that the faggot roachfan kindly quoted.

Spoiler: Update Graph

Seeing someone notice and talk about how threads are vanishing has me hopeful about that information becoming a bit more common. Another avenue for people to take shots at Mald is always fun, and the way he's acting just draws more eyes to it while hitting people who might've sided with him with friendly-fire. Maybe that's still a win to him, he is a narcissist after all.
hope i didn't fuck something up and not notice

 

[CrunkLord420]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
20250719_Blockgame Dev 💜 Go Make Games 💛 @FerretSoftware !Heartbound !Website !TTS}1.mp4

There is no ethical consumption under globohomo. I judge anyone who put their credit card into twitch, ever. Simp culture is a demonstrable flaw in capitalism, consumers are not rational actors and therefore the market can never be rational. I can absolutely judge people for how they spend their money. We live in a society.

 

[The Stranger]

It’s this kind of moralising specifically that I find a bit much. He’s a disgusting furfag and he’s obviously a chronic liar but saying he’s a “fuckwit” who duped unsuspecting victims into funding his lifestyle is rich.

Do you feel embarrassed for buying an early access game that never got finished? I would too but his lack of competency doesn’t make him a swindler.

Do you feel embarrased for donating him money when you thought he was a cool haxor now that you know he isn’t? Nobody on twitch is as cool as they make themselves out to be. No refunds nigger.

Now the sloptubers are getting tard mad because he, God forbid, artificially inflated his subscriber count? Artificially boosting your views/subscribers is the ultimate sin to a YouTuber, because it’s how they all measure each other’s worth. But to the rest of us who aren’t YouTubers why should we even really care, other than to laugh at his vanity?

Why don't you take your bleeding-heart to the Maldcord server and eat his entire ass and tell him he's just a misunderstood content creator. You might find more like-minded people there.