🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Billy Bong]

He's still got his bot banning like crazy. I thought it would have slowed down by now, but there's no end in sight.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

I've been playing Far Cry 2 lately and I noticed when you open it up on steam you get an option to launch a multiplayer server. Ubisoft has always had the ability to stop killing their games, they just decide not to do it.

Im gonna pour a drink when Malding Faggotry inevitably kills himself. In fact, I'm gonna buy a bottle and label it specifically, "Drink this when Malding Faggotry commits suicide."

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

The timestamp is around 07:26:20 in the full VOD. I made a short clip of the hype train section with Khronos in question, showing it's legitimate. He even helpfully mouses over everything to show it's not "some cheap photoshop." Thank you @Scorpion From MK!

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The 50k bits at 20sec left is probably at ~06:58:35, but the onscreen messages aren't synced due to the large amounts of smaller donos, so the username isn't shown. Description and read message match.

Holy shit what a fucking retard. I don't know how you even begin to argue your way out of something like this.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

 

[MercuryMan]

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Its impressive how you can attribute almost every feature of Maldy to other cows. He's so textbook its crazy.

 

[itogi]

You can check an accounts age and their posting history in a twitch chat. If it’s a dead sock account then it’s obviously a mod

The account is 6 year old according to TwitchTracker (archive).

 

[Johnny Silverhand]

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I didn't want to be too on brand with this comparison, so for months now I've held off but since you've broached it here ...it's fucking nuts how much these two have in common as cows.

Insulated narcissistic weirdos from Washington State with gross kinks who cannot tolerate valid criticism of their insane behavior who both get regularly dog piled on for it by the near entirety of the internet who are both also responsible for negligent animal deaths they had convienient excuses for. Even got popular for videos featuring banana costumes. All Mald needs to do now is chuck Shaye out a second story window and film it afterwards so we know he had nothing to do with it. Hell he even was caught up in a grooming scandal recently with those horrific furry chat log leaks.

 

[hand holding faggot]

The Slop News Network saga continues. https://youtube.com/watch?v=dR2saTw4Htw

Off topic, but is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness (as claimed in this video)? The only thing I can remember from half a year ago is one clip where he couldn't solve the puzzle, went off camera for some time, came back and solved it. But I played the game for the first time around the same time (I really liked it) and I've had these moments as well because sometimes you really just need a break to solve a puzzle.
The thing I found suspicious is that Jason, the puzzle master, hadn't played the Witness until that moment. It's more likely that he had played the game before and knew pretty much all he needed to know.

 

[Guntkvd]

Is there an apology form I can fill for slandering yandere dev's coding skills?

 

[Facom]

"
Just skimmed through one of his VODs where he had HeartBound code up and was working on the game. Times are approximate HH:MM:SS

0:30:00 - starts GameMaker studio
0:33:00 - launches minecraft to investigate blockgame issue
0:41:00 - decides to call a user out for a contest (using his GameMaker code as a scratchpad for the user info, still hasn't made any changes)
1:11:00 - finally runs HeartBound from GameMaker (testing for a bug)
1:22:00 - makes the first code change to fix the bug and retests
1:39:00 - fixes the bug and jumps to show ray trace lighting feature in game
1:45:00 - watches video of someone getting HeartBound (decompiled) to run on smart fridge
2:26:00 - jumps back into configuration files for blockgame (a minecraft mod) and makes changes to that
2:42:00 - jumps into another IDE looking at the minecraft mod code (java) to debug some error
3:05:00 - jumps into minecraft to test bug and sends off a note to developer to work on it
3:15:00 - jumps into hack mud to teach some hacking in the game

In between all of this:

- showing and talking about other games (little kitty, big city)
- talks about ferrets (using ms paint)
- talking and showing tiktok accounts
- reading dms
- jumping into console app for hack mud
- jumps onto some twitch raid event thing (suggested by chat)
- talking about game dev and tools
- talking about threads found on reddit about witchcraft
- talking about dehydration products
- explaining golbin theory with ms paint
- watching his subscriber counts
- jumps into notepad to write out a list of names for some other thing
- explains eve online events (via ms paint)

After the 3 hour mark, for the rest of the stream he just plays hackmud, never returning to HeartBound.

So for about 120 minutes of streaming he did about 10 minutes of actual HeartBound development, spending more time looking at minecraft mod code than his own game.
"

 

[hand holding faggot]

Is there an apology form I can fill for slandering yandere dev's coding skills?

Write him an email, he'll be happy to read it instead of making the game.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Latest game jam only has 3 submissions at the moment with 10 days left.
(Ironically the SKG initiative ends in 10 days too with just ~150 signatures missing to hit the overdrive goal)

 

[my penis is on fire]

Latest game jam only has 3 submissions at the moment with 10 days left.

That's normal for game jams, most of the time 90% of the submissions come in the day before the deadline.

 

[Troonos]

Hey, it was the bulk of the post to be fair. Like I said though, you're still right about Jason being ugly.

It was none of my post.

 

[protorua]

Off topic, but is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness (as claimed in this video)? The only thing I can remember from half a year ago is one clip where he couldn't solve the puzzle, went off camera for some time, came back and solved it. But I played the game for the first time around the same time (I really liked it) and I've had these moments as well because sometimes you really just need a break to solve a puzzle.
The thing I found suspicious is that Jason, the puzzle master, hadn't played the Witness until that moment. It's more likely that he had played the game before and knew pretty much all he needed to know.

As I remember it, this game has multiple ways to solve the puzzles but somehow the solutions Maldy always found matched the solutions from a guide that was available and he stopped playing before he got to the randomized puzzles at the end of the game that he couldn't just cheat at.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

Here's some Mald lore going all the way back to his aspirations of becoming an entomologist ("research too hard" so he went to get a nepo job at Blizzard instead).

The guy who wanted to study bugs is now fully triggered by internet randoms saying "roach"

 

[Margo Martindale]

A phenomenon I've witnessed multiple times is when streamers will have their chat spammed with tranny flags on twitch and they dare not say a word about it. Not even a "please stop spamming chat". It's a hostage situation.

Late but I see it in a lot of discord servers I follow for games and updates for them. Devs will post an update announcement and there is always SOMEONE who reacts with a trans flag

 

[Squawking Macaw]

Uhhh, if this whole game is just mald projecting, is mald painting his dog as the bad guy? But for what though? Turning him into a furry? But the dog died...did mald molest it to death? There was that screenshot of mald saying how brown colored huskies turns him on...right?

The dog's not meant to be the villain, I think. The game's main plot is you trying to rescue its soul after beating the shit out of its corrupted counterpart. He's also based off of Shaye's German shepherd who died (a large brown dog ), so I guess it's Mald helping his pooner wife deal with her grief over the dog's death by writing it into the game?

 

[BigPeanut]

Off topic, but is there any proof of Jason cheating in the Witness (as claimed in this video)? The only thing I can remember from half a year ago is one clip where he couldn't solve the puzzle, went off camera for some time, came back and solved it. But I played the game for the first time around the same time (I really liked it) and I've had these moments as well because sometimes you really just need a break to solve a puzzle.
The thing I found suspicious is that Jason, the puzzle master, hadn't played the Witness until that moment. It's more likely that he had played the game before and knew pretty much all he needed to know.

It’s not that it happened once, it happened for every moderately difficult puzzle in every puzzle game he played. He’s stumped and then you see him eyeballing chat and all of a sudden he has a eureka moment.

He was solving puzzles in like 4 minutes that took entire communities of actual smart people WEEKS to figure out together.

 

[protorua]

He was solving puzzles in like 4 minutes that took entire communities of actual smart people MONTHS to figure out together.

I think that's Animal Well you're talking about. It took 10 days for the community to solve the secret ending and then Maldy completed it all by himself coincidentally on the same day a guide was published for it. There was also proof of him cheating in Outer Wilds and Tunic but I don't think he was properly called out for the Witness apart from in this thread.