🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Baldavius Dicktree]

He also put in the time. Acerola did a good vid on why he is never going to be a game dev, and he did some cool analysis on skill sets people had going in. Eric just graduated with a degree in CS, and focused a lot on programming, so he has the chops for the code, while his main barrier was music and art. Meanwhile Toby Fox was the opposite, but both had talents that they had spent years crafting. Eric's tech, and Toby's music both represent massive pillars of game dev.

Jason has none of these.

That scene from taken, both Toby and Eric could say Neeson's line. Jason would say:
"I worked at Blizzard entertainment, and I am going to block this number." Insane behavior.

Spoiler: Acerola's vid

https://youtu.be/oE1Rm7F7f20

Yeah the difference between Mald and all these developers is they have some level of humility and desire to improve. The worst Toby ever did was gloat a bit on twitter about how undertale was outselling mgs5.

 

[twinArmageddons]

A month ago he was cockgobbling Maldo over Lyric's allegations, sweeping them under the carpet to join his dad's rape allegations and refused to go over the furry erp (which I don't really blame him to be honest, that shit is mindraping).

tectone always chooses the easier side to defend for money.
Anyway's

another youtuber dropped starting with the lyric stuff right out the gate, Will try to get a preservetube asap once it starts complying with me
Edit After around 25 ctrl rs i have it now (PRESERVETUBE) im gonna Sisyphus the tectone videos
edit 2 i got the two prince of rape (tectone) videos (A1) (A2) in preservetube

 

[itogi]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lqp9F6zvs10
Alarm clocks if late

PreserveTube, can't upload local archive

 

[creaturestorm]

I'm not sure why but I can't take any joy from watching this guy nose dive his career. His issues and faults seem so small compared to someone like Hasan Piker or Destiny who deserve to fail so much harder. Don't get me wrong he's a piece of shit and i'm glad he's not in my life. It's just odd watching some one throw it all away because they cant admit to being anything less than perfect all the time.

 

[Kanye "Jesus Christ" West]

HR would 100% know and that's what matters because that's who probably decided, after that it was just check boxes by the managers along the way. I can easily believe Mald's direct manager had no idea until he saw them talking to each other but also if they're talking casually like that, word would spread anyway. People knew.

Also weird how the story of his supervisor apologizing to Joeyray because Mald was talking to him was apparently 4 years into him working at Blizzard.

You're telling me him and his dad never talked to eachother at Blizzard for 4 years? Or atleast not in a way anyone would notice?

 

[Hit Squad]

Also weird how the story of his supervisor apologizing to Joeyray because Mald was talking to him was apparently 4 years into him working at Blizzard.

You're telling me him and his dad never talked to eachother at Blizzard for 4 years? Or atleast not in a way anyone would notice?

I believe the supervisor was supposed to be new or something, so didn't know the relationship between the two. I think that's how he explained it after being called out on stream for how it didn't make sense.

But you can't fucking tell what's true or not from Maldo. He's been bigging himself up for so long now, I don't think even he knows what's real or inflated about his past.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

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This person was instantly perma-banned. Pretty sure the mods didn't even read 10% of their message...

Did you guys know this PirateSoftware guy worked at Blizzard?

Was YandereDev this banhappy? I know of the ban speedruns but those were over people saying "cum chalice" in his discord as the most obvious trolls ever. Jason is banning his own supporters like no tomorrow.

 

[Lie Eater]

Was YandereDev this banhappy? I know of the ban speedruns but those were over people saying "cum chalice" in his discord as the most obvious trolls ever. Jason is banning his own supporters like no tomorrow.

And keep in mind that this was only because he had an autoban set up for that so you could get instabanned if your name was cumchalice, and that meant the World Record for getting banned was 0.00 seconds.
But Yandev atleast has worked on his fucking game and still tried to make it work and did so in an actual coding language. If he knew from the start a better way of implementing the character model constructor then he would've done it to save time. He also wasn't a gay furry that cheated on his wife and so far there are no sexual allegations against him (that I know of aside from the samus/sex doll gooner shit) so that makes him infinitely more human and worthy of the title of "game dev" than jason.
Also I think he's told his team to stop reporting ferret deaths because there's no fucking way one hasn't died during all of this. probably realized he doesn't need to report the deaths and how it would make him look as soon as he became aware of the ferret fucker title being said.

Fuck you jason.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

damn, he was around 150 or something before the WoW shit happened i think. well done Jason, imagine if you just ignored it and moved on.

 

[my penis is on fire]

It took 420 days (1 year, 1 month, 24 days) for Jason "Pirate "Maldavius "Thor" Figtree" Software" Hall's thread to hit 1000 pages. I wonder if that's a record?

Decided to go through and check if it was.
At 420 days, Jason is the 6th fastest individual cow to hit 1000 pages. He comes in behind DSP (112 days), Keffals (147), emoboyfucker69 (290), Brianna Wu (321), and The Bossman (32. He managed to beat some heavy hitters like Nick Fuentes (457), Russel Greer (463), Jonathan Yaniv (48, Dobson (542), and Chantal (666), and he's surpassed his longtime role model: YandereDev (683).
When including non-individual threads, he is the 8th fastest overall. Fishtank (36) and Weeb Wars (54) take the top spots here.
Gonna compile everything in its own thread after I take a long break from Microsoft Excel.
EDIT: Alright fine Chris you can stay

 

[Not Yet Implemented]

It wouldn't shock me if they only did the most cursory check for someone they were hiring for a generic QA position.

It's unlikely that they didn't know who he was. Earlier in the thread, someone pointed out he is credited as Additional Testing in World of Warcraft's manual. World of Warcraft released in 2004. That was almost 21 years ago. Mald is 37 (or is it 38 now?) years old. He was 16 or 17 years old at the time. I doubt Blizzard hired people under 18, so this testing must have been arranged via Joeyray, or perhaps he was part of the Friends and Family Alpha of World of Warcraft. I think it's fair to assume whoever signed off on the credits knew about him. So he wasn't entirely unknown to the organization.

Though it's hard to estimate how widely it would be known. Post-WoW, Blizzard was much bigger, and I find it completely plausible that a particular manager would have no idea.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Anyway's https://youtube.com/watch?v=J9qSAgK7bLA another youtuber dropped starting with the lyric stuff right out the gate,

What a retarded bald fat faggot. Way too charitable to this junk.
Still nice to have more people pissing on mald but it's bizarre to gloss over so much shit and somehow be glazing that the combat is interesting.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

So, you have to save your talking dog and kill the monster that you assume was responsible for kidnapping him, but oh noes, it turns out the dog IS the monster! You can kill the monster or you can purposefully fail the final attack to spare it, but it doesn't matter because in the end it gets split into 3 pieces by a sentient book and each piece gets sent to a different realm.

Uhhh, if this whole game is just mald projecting, is mald painting his dog as the bad guy? But for what though? Turning him into a furry? But the dog died...did mald molest it to death? There was that screenshot of mald saying how brown colored huskies turns him on...right?

 

[Roachbound]

It wouldn't shock me if they only did the most cursory check for someone they were hiring for a generic QA position.

I think it's fair to assume whoever signed off on the credits knew about him. So he wasn't entirely unknown to the organization.

Though it's hard to estimate how widely it would be known. Post-WoW, Blizzard was much bigger, and I find it completely plausible that a particular manager would have no idea.

I think the manager he refers to in his defense is more like his coordinator who directs him in what to test, but isn't his actual boss that has direct oversight over his hiring process and his job security. It's likely the non-nepobaby QA's, being the entry position, never actually meet their boss face to face.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Uhhh, if this whole game is just mald projecting, is mald painting his dog as the bad guy? But for what though? Turning him into a furry? But the dog died...did mald molest it to death? There was that screenshot of mald saying how brown colored huskies turns him on...right?

 

[MachineGunBoogie]

It's unlikely that they didn't know who he was. Earlier in the thread, someone pointed out he is credited as Additional Testing in World of Warcraft's manual. World of Warcraft released in 2004. That was almost 21 years ago. Mald is 37 (or is it 38 now?) years old. He was 16 or 17 years old at the time. I doubt Blizzard hired people under 18, so this testing must have been arranged via Joeyray, or perhaps he was part of the Friends and Family Alpha of World of Warcraft. I think it's fair to assume whoever signed off on the credits knew about him. So he wasn't entirely unknown to the organization.

Though it's hard to estimate how widely it would be known. Post-WoW, Blizzard was much bigger, and I find it completely plausible that a particular manager would have no idea.

He was an intern

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

What a retarded bald fat faggot. Way too charitable to this junk.
Still nice to have more people pissing on mald but it's bizarre to gloss over so much shit and somehow be glazing that the combat is interesting.

thats the thing with content creators.
theres people who dive head in to shit on someone
then theres people who are apprehensive to shit on someone and sit on the fence thats shoved directly into their anus, and force goatseing themselves.
then theres people who are more charitable in hopes for future collaboration or perhaps even find a way to benefit off defending Jason. I mean dude's dad was an OG Blizzard dev so a bit of Blizzard stans would defend him.
and then theres the worst kinds of people, the contrarians.

I mean Asmongold is a different example aswell.
He defends Thor during the Onlyfangs shit,
he tries to be charitable on the whole StopKillingGames thing by saying "I dont think he's actively trying to misled people by being malicious" but seeing as how everyone is dogpiling harder, and his community is also turning on Thor alot, and also his own editors, he still doesnt call Thor out directly, but laugh along with everyone.

 

[fiddlecauliflower]

I'm not sure why but I can't take any joy from watching this guy nose dive his career. His issues and faults seem so small compared to someone like Hasan Piker or Destiny who deserve to fail so much harder. Don't get me wrong he's a piece of shit and i'm glad he's not in my life. It's just odd watching some one throw it all away because they cant admit to being anything less than perfect all the time.

It's pretty much the key element of any lolcow in Internet Famous: ego. I think the reason it sucks to watch him nosedive is because it's such an easy thing to resolve, but for most of the lolcows featured in internet famous but also extending to others like DSP, is they simply cannot. Throughout all of the controversies Jason has not once said "I fucked up" and it's why he will never change. He refuses to be humbled by the big bad "internet hate machine" even when he's dead wrong.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

At 420 days, Jason is the 6th fastest individual cow to hit 1000 pages

Very informative thank you. While I didn't expect him to be #1 at all, #6 (or 8 depending on how you count) is STILL top 10 thread velocity. Thor is WELL on his way to winning julays.

I think its worth noting too, MUCH of this growth was in 2025, I think had his OP only of been created THIS YEAR, he would be several ranks higher, possibly 3rd place? Seriously page 500 was in june this year, so its actually almost a coincidence he isn't higher

Also ironically enough, SKG succeeding would literally be BEST for him right now. Its kinda like schrodingers hate, as bad as the hate for him RIGHT NOW is, if SKG didn't get enough signatures, I am almost certain someone would A-log him over it.

If it succeeds, hes just a douchebag of history, but mostly harmless. if it somehow fails, he made his face the opposition, and every disappointed gamer would know this. If I were him, I'd unironically support this last minute just to save my own skin, and encourage my own followers to do it, just because I think admitting fault is far better than being the VILLAIN of gaming.

 

[Mettaur]

Maldaddy actually spoke fondly of mald later in the stream and said he wouldn't bring up things like him forgetting his birthday unless he thought it was funny. He also refuted the nepotism stuff saying that he only helped him improve his resume, and nobody knew they were related for 2 years.

Absolute horseshit. He's just covering for him. They'd 100% know he interned before and known why he applied originally. He's just covering for him because he's seen "nepo baby" brought up about his son to undermine his shitty Gamemaker game.

To be fair to Jason's father, this is what he should do. If your son is being bullied by internet strangers it's the right thing to stretch the truth to help him out. However Jason got himself into this situation and is too narcissistic to get himself out of it.