💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Soapmore]

I dunno. Any Balkan Kiwis wanna weigh in on this?

Technically, I believe the lip of the bottle (the ring that a bottle cap hugs), must be inside the rectal sphincter, such that a rapid removal of the bottle could cause a dangerous internal vacuum accompanied with a popping sound, which is made more unpleasant when paired with a sudden vocal squeal such as Nick's. But I'm only speaking technically.

For the rest of us, that bottle was up his ass and he liked it.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

QuarterPounder-tier content

He might as well just become Jeremy at this point. Pick out whatever stupid shit people are talking about that day, make a lazy video where he recites a news article and then fuck off.

Also he should just be bald. Just accept your fate and shave it all, Nick. It's the only honorable path.

 

[Vibralldo]

I know I'm pointing out the obvious but again- THEY. CHECK. LITERALLY. EVERY.BOX.

so much so that you have to ask yourself if they're doing an Andy Kaufman bit, or are these real people

Bottom of the barrel trash like Melton attract bottom of the barrel leeches like the PAS holes

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

It may not have been up his sphincter, but that bottle was definitely in his ass.

Nah, no room for the bottle, because his head is permanently blocking it.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nah, no room for the bottle, because his head is permanently blocking it.

Always huffing, ravenously huffing.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

Judas in the end felt remorse and did the right thing. Nick is more like the pharaoh who allowed his nation to be ruined and his child to be killed for no other reason than pettiness.

Unrepentant sinners who are at least somewhat knowledgeable about the Bible, like Nick, will go to great lengths to find flawed characters and use that to justify their unrepentant lifestyles. They’ll go “hehe I’m just like David/Solomon/Peter/Thomas, etc” instead of having the right attitude of asking God to continue his work of making them more and more like Jesus. All that to say that splitting hairs between a Judas and Pharaoh comparison is spot-on for Nick. “The plagues were funny and weird.”

 

[Captain Manning]

Laughed at Mindset's troubles and sang a groomer song. Said, "Life has a funny way of working out.”

Hey, if Nick wants to start pushing his luck on Andrew, I say go for it.

I look forward to being proven I am absolutely right that it doesn't matter how many skeletons you have in your closet, but how much money you got in your bank account. Along with whether the complaint is narrowly tailored enough.

His fans might hate me saying it but, like most people, Andrew ain't a saint. That said, he's got the cash to go the distance. And, in these United States of America, that's what matters the most.

Other than that, I dunno what he's talking about in regards to "working out." It remains to be seen how much damage Hassan's "from the river to the Sea" fuckbois can actually do. Thus far, I am not terribly impressed by what I've seen from them.

Stands by everything he said about Monty and believes it to be true; he’s never been shown evidence that he was false.

How exactly does one prove that they don't engage in oral sex acts on minors?

He wants to take the word "gaslighting" out of the female vocabulary because he's so sick of being accused of doing it.

STOP ACCUSING ME OF DOING THE THING THAT I ALWAYS DO!!!

These bitches talk like retards

No, they talk like fags, and their shit's all retarded.

Get it right, dammit.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

it doesn't matter how many skeletons you have in your closet, but how much money you got in your bank account.

Pro tip to Rekieta, there's always a bigger fish.

 

[johnnynoname]

Bottom of the barrel trash like Melton attract bottom of the barrel leeches like the PAS holes

"team sports" will make someone take up for someone (or, a cause) because they do it for the team

anti aaron people will like, and support POS's like Rikieta, and Melton, and overlook how garbage they are because of "team sports"


however, even you are anti-Steel Toe, I can't see how any man can be a fan of PAS.....and I don't say that with any sort of hyperbole

 

[Captain Manning]

Bottom of the barrel trash like Melton attract bottom of the barrel leeches like the PAS holes

Bottom of the barrel trash includes Rekieta now too. That 400k sub number is a mirage at this point. People that subbed and then forgot.

Pro tip to Rekieta, there's always a bigger fish.

I'm 50/50 on how far he'd push his luck. He traditionally likes to punch down but, as he declines further, I notice he's starting to be tread outside that bubble. He seems to be increasingly mad at people more successful than him and not just people that are smaller but critical.

 

[AnOminous]

He seems to be increasingly mad at people more successful than him and not just people that are smaller but critical.

It's increasingly hard for him to find people even more pathetic than he is without going into homeless people with Twitter accounts.

Remember, at this point, he's "punching up" at Kurt.

 

[Moral plague]

He might as well just become Jeremy at this point. Pick out whatever stupid shit people are talking about that day, make a lazy video where he recites a news article and then fuck off.

Also he should just be bald. Just accept your fate and shave it all, Nick. It's the only honorable path.

You only say that because you want him to look like a crackhead Eggman.

 

[USAroXX]

Always huffing, ravenously huffing.

Always HUFFING
BOTTLE Stuffing

 

[Potentially Criminal]

"Uh its not actually public its just Nick's lawyer and the judge working out a deal"
"So let us listen to the deal"
"No"

This state is retarded.

Its pretty normal for counsel and the prosecutor to sit down and try to work things out.

This isn't a conspiracy.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Rehab would be a total waste of money for a complete loser like Nick. After all, he's not even an addict. Why would he go to rehab?

Vacation from the absolutely DRAINING grind of not doing anything of value but pretending he is?

 

[Vibralldo]

Its pretty normal for counsel and the prosecutor to sit down and try to work things out.

This isn't a conspiracy.

How many Zoos did they buy you, Sean?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

How many Zoos did they buy you, Sean?

Sean was bought out by big sandwich if you want to know the truth about it. I mean who supplies the zoo with lunches to serve guests?

 

[Potentially Criminal]

What the fuck is wrong with Nick that he thinks he's going to get that text message in and have the court view it as some admission that Aaron is literally always lieing. This is like a middle schooler plan.

Remember, he thought the "wuddermark defense" was a banger.

It does have the look of a sudden panicked change of plans.

To people who don't go to court, it does looked that way.

Could this be why he’s retained White, because this minor traffic matter might jeopardise his stay of adjudication? After all, why else appoint criminal defence counsel for an expired tabs ticket, unless there's a broader risk at play? Could Balldo's downfall be something as simple as his own contempt towards traffic laws?

No. It's not new criminal activity.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

considering his dad was a chem engineer

Computer Engineer at Cray. The uncle was the Chemical Engineer.

Watch out: I got chimped at and accused of larping as a Pulitzer-chasing journalist in the Aaron thread for using the phrase “I’m told.” As ever, the biggest hazard on this site is the risk of taking oneself far too fucking seriously.

It was the Aaron thread. That place is a cess pit.

I do not believe anyone take him at his word, but I thought I would add some additional information for those who might care to take me at mine.

If he had a gate on his driveway, he'd have had a busted gate that he'd have to pay to fix, afterwards. So, he'd still have a busted gate because he's lazy.

I was surprised he had not played up the outrage of 'They FORCED themselves VIOLENTLY into my HOME!' or 'They pointed GUNZ at my WIFE, WHORE, and KIDS!', until I realized all that would weigh in favour of releasing the body camera footage.

He would have for sure pitched about it.

Moving every case to private Zoom in order to shield Nick Rekieta from the consequences of his retardation is exactly what I’d expect from corrupt Kandiyohi County.

EDIT: My bad, this is Stearns County (thanks, @Dixieland Buckaroo). So this bullshit isn’t exclusive to KC.

Rule 8 of the Minnesota Rules of Criminal Procedure and Rule 4 of the Rules of Public Access to Records of the Judicial Branch strongly favor public proceedings. Under these, even remote access must preserve transparency.

Did not something similar happen when Mama K went to his first post-arrest hearing? They settles a deal in chambers?

Not to say I am thrilled no one witnessed what happened, but is it not normal?

Beth (court clerk) just wrote into chat:


And Rekieta briefly turned on his cam and mic and said "Adios, my fellow criminals"

Nick is a smug gay--the worst kind that Cassidy eats Dorito crisps.

I think most people here are about as hard as Aaron as he deserves. It's just that what he deserves is nowhere near as hard as what Nick deserves. For some reason there's a small minority that thinks he's as bad, or worse, than Nick, and I think that's just utterly ridiculous. I can't wrap my head around that mentality. Just compare the two.

No one is as hard as Aaron. Nick has us all beat when it comes to how stiff he gets thinking about his ex-lover.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1945864764531294565

https://archive.is/j4DID

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HE'S GAY!

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1945855096555798960

https://archive.is/xBtoy

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HE'S POOR!

I have no idea why Marc associate with Nick outside of his mother Celeste's money and a stupid little dream of being an internet celebrity.

 

[Vibralldo]

Sean was bought out by big sandwich if you want to know the truth about it. I mean who supplies the zoo with lunches to serve guests?

Where do you think they get the meat?