🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[cigint]

Chat hopper is a dumb name for trolls

"Chat hopper" sounds like an 80-year-old describing how being an influencer used to be in them good old days. 12- to 15-hour days driving herds of obstinate niggercattle from stream to stream for a paltry 50 bits per head.

 

[Slimpacks]

I can't update the game, too busy replying to every shitter on twitter
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945359495343038699#m | archive
https://xcancel.com/PirateSoftware/status/1945288123342000380#m | archive
>The coding jesus video might be illegal

Spoiler: screenshots

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

 

[woc_krava]

Wait....this nigger is on record saying his game wasn't inspired by undertale


That is an insane claim

Could someone please explain the appeal of Undertale to me?

I looked at a play through for heart bound and I'll say one thing: They did put some effort into the logo scene where the kid is hanging like it's crucified.

Besides that it's like Pokemon with dialogue, but without the battles. Also, it's a very alienating game. You wake up in a thunderstorm and your dog wants you to cook breakfast? I don't get it.

 

[Hit Squad]

Jesus Christ he has a fucking twitch command to list all of his embellished jobs

I watched him do it live. I literally did a double take at the screen as he 'coded' the command '!Linkedin' into his chat because so many people were questioning his job history.

You gotta know it's a fun and entertaining stream when your favourite eshitter points you in the direction of his linkedin page.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Could someone please explain the appeal of Undertale to me?

It's a fun game. I could say a lot about the characters or the writing or the metanarrative around rpgs and what it means to be human, but really, it's just fun.

 

[Hit Squad]

Yo, his drop off on both YouTube and Twitch is unreal. Even the bots are unsubscribing in disgust.

 

[potato sack]

Speaking of Discord, where's the guy that is infiltrated in his Discord? I love watching Jason mald and abuse his cult.

i got you my fat nigga fella. check out this full on meltdown maldy had over somes
it's visual storytelling so sit back and enjoy him going after his own community. i didn't capture every message, just those against him and some dickriding at the end for the lulz
we start with the catalyst

maldy's first sane fan tells him what we've been telling each other here since the wow incident

maldy comically misses the point, and of course does the first grandstand

the fan swerves back to it (idk why the leaft dissapeared, i think i deleted it accidentally when cleaning the timestamp, and cba to recheck)

another fan pipes in saying the same thing

maldy double down™

a third fan appears. says the same thing. mald is surrounded by wisdom at this point.

what do you think he's gonna do next?
a - understand that he's attacking his own community and chill, take a breath?
b - triple down and all the fan insane?

well what do you think?

sane man number 2 doubles down. a trait common with maldy fans too it seems

maldy misses the point for the third time and quadruples down

maldy talks about the tens of thousands of potential trolls apparently

return of sane man 2, tripling down (? i lost cont). at this point its only this nigger and magicscreenman countering maldy and the latter writes messages too long for me to be assed to print

maldy comically misses the point again. calls his counter a timer lmfao. quintuples down

a fan dickrides, as a treat. maldy says something that makes me audibly laugh

finally, maldy shuts down the conversation by sextupling down and calling his fans dumb

el fin

this was an entire crate of milk. there's crashouts happening in real time in other channels. here's an example from the heartbound one

"by the time the game is done my son will be in college"

if anyone has any hope of this cow recovering i think its safe to say he'll be a one til the end of time, and either troon or rope

 

[cigint]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

Because

1. M = { x86, arm, ... }
2. f(calculator, Doom) = impressive,
3. Doom, Heartbound ∈ Games,
4. calculator ∉ M,
5. smart fridge ∉ M,
therefore it follows that f(smart fridge, Heartbound) = impressive
QED

mistaken conjecture is 5

 

[bremer]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

Doom runs on everything meme->Hearthbound runs on a smart fridge. Jason has low ambitions

 

[itogi]

So has he ever explained WHY heartbound needs to run on a fridge?

It's Mald's insane performance benchmark: if his shitty game "runs" on the fridge, then his code is optimized and needs no improvements.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

What a bizzare benchmark of quality
its just android phone, that thing can play fortnite or cod
of course it has enough power to chew through you shitty rpg maker ass style game. its irrelevant how shit its build.
no wonder this retard never got a raise in his 7 years in blizzard

 

[Shekel Puff]

I fucking hate his whole "my game can be played on a fridge" boast. It is so disingenuous. What actually happened is that someone managed to launch it on a fridge. Not play it. They only turned the game on. I don't remember anyone beating the whole game this way (not sure if it isn't even possible, as there were not touchscreen support coded in afaik).

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

It's Mald's insane performance benchmark: if his shitty game "runs" on the fridge, then his code is optimized and needs no improvements.

Well then his game is shit, because it doesn't run on my fridge

 

[roach69]

Could someone please explain the appeal of Undertale to me?

Game encourages you to play pacifist route, which potentially can lead you to self-discovery or enlightenment.

 

[hand holding faggot]

maldy comically misses the point again. calls his counter a timer lmfao. quintuples down

Prediction: the hype will inevitably die down as he becomes irrelevant, and then he will claim "victory" with his genius solution to the chat hopper question.

 

[canalCrab]

i got you my fat nigga fella. check out this full on meltdown maldy had over somes

He could smother it so easily by just banning without acknowledging. But nooo, he gotta announce EVERY SINGLE BAN to his audience

 

[Shekel Puff]

Could someone please explain the appeal of Undertale to me?

Engaging bullet-hell gameplay, funny writing, a story that is genuinely interesting, great soundtrack and a meta-narrative with ARG elements that kinda breaks down the medium of RPGs and games in general.
Fandom completely ruined it and is filled with furries and degenerates, but Undertale on its own is a very decent video game and an important title in the video game history.

 

[cigint]

He has so many "people to support", I wonder how many viewers and subscribers he would need to lose before ferrets start to mysteriously go missing.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

You can call him whatever you want, but he is privately jerking off to the attention.

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