🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Soycast II]

I might as well just stop talking.

Let’s see if you can do it for 5 minutes.

Not what I said.

Couldn’t even reach two.

 

[Shine-369]

Also why are you harassing a little boy about kiwifarms? He doesn’t even know what that is. You’re a fucking autist.

It’s part of his pick up line. He tells Young Boys that he is Always WINNING on Kiwifarms ,just take a look at his thread.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Anyways, seeing that none of you are really... cooperating. I might as well just stop talking.

I am still following all of your delimiters. I’m
not using slurs, I’m willing to compromise, and I’m asking one question at a time.

However, you have left two of my questions unanswered. I would greatly appreciate answers to them

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Let’s say there’s nothing nefarious about you showering completely naked with your dog and it’s just some odd quirk.

Why did you commission art of your fursona showering naked with your dog and then upload that art to sites you used to access 18+ content?

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
You seem to harbor more hatred for @Goycast Guy than anyone else who frequents your thread. Why is that?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I solved Claudio's riddle!

Spoiler: Answer

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[Soycast II]

It’s part of his pick up line. He tells Young Boys that he is Always WINNING on Kiwifarms ,just take a look at his thread.

Jesus. Genuinely makes me feel sick.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wait a minute. Why when Rubin accused Claudio of writing cub porn, Claudio immediately defended his Maya bath story and not the story where the lion kid gets a boner after his dad spanked him for watching gay porn? Is Claudio finally admitting the naked shower story was pornography?

 

[Shine-369]

Jesus. Genuinely makes me feel sick.

That’s because you’re True&Honest follower of the lord. Not some sick heathen who fucks dead cats and takes naked showers with his dog.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Wait a minute. Why when Rubin accused Claudio of writing cub porn, Claudio immediately defended his Maya bath story and not the story where the lion kid gets a boner after his dad spanked him for watching gay porn? Is Claudio finally admitting the naked shower story was pornography?

That would call his story of the term “cub” being used to describe Maya being a mistranslation into question.

Speaking of… Spanish has a dedicated word for puppy. A gender specific one at that. For female puppies like Maya, it’s Perrita. Why did Claudio use the term “cub” instead of perrita?

 

[Soycast II]

Why did Claudio use the term “cub” instead of perrita?

Because he’s a sick in the head furry.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Speaking of… Spanish has a dedicated word for puppy. A gender specific one at that. For female puppies, it’s Perrita. Why did Claudio use the term “cub” instead of perrita?

I don't know. Why didn't he explain it was a translation error when people brought it up months ago instead of waiting for his thread to hit 400 pages?

Do you think he might be lying?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

I don't know. Why didn't he explain it was a translation error when people brought it up months ago instead of waiting for his thread to hit 400 pages?

Do you think he might be lying?

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I'm an idiot retard who can't read and didn't catch the part in the Roblox-autist's post about how he put me on ignore and won't see when I ping him.

Just a heads up, @Ruben Sim doesn't see your posts anymore. Don't quote me on it, but I think he said something along the lines of he thinks you're a disgusting fur nigger zoosadist who's a danger to children and he doesn't want you being able to potentially groom children on Roblox anymore. I don't know why I'm bothering to tell you this; it's 50/50 on whether or not you click on the "grind my gears" button to read it. Even if you did read it, you wouldn't really be reading it. You'd have to copy/paste it into whatever passes as an ESL translator for Mexican niggers (try using Google translate like a huwite man, faggot), and, even then, your cat piss caressed eyes would only glaze over it, not truly comprehending the words in front of you, the lack of oxygen from your clogged neck tube only furthering the confusion as you slap autism into the keyboard as a response to arguments that haven't even been brought up.

tl;dr senpai doesn't notice you anymore also sorry for pinging Ruben but I mean c'mon look at this stupid nigger it's funny.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Let’s assume that Claudio is telling the truth and that the use of the word “cub” in his Maya story is a translation error. That’s understandable. English isn’t his first language, after all.

How did he not catch it during proofreading? He said he spent 3-4 hours on the story. That’s plenty of time to make revisions.

And why did he feel the need to specify that a story about his real life dog wouldn’t be sexual in nature?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Oh, you got angry?

That gives me joy.

You're the one seething through your tube on this fellow for no reason, you keep mentioning him and want to have murder fantasies of him. Who is the real one getting angry here?

Aztec big shot over here wants to murder people but he is too much of a pussy to do anything.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

NEVER STOP WINNING CLAUDIO

 

[Tablet County]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
You seem to harbor more hatred for @Goycast Guy than anyone else who frequents your thread. Why is that?

He clearly wants to have sex with him and is angry that he's been denied.

I'm stealing that. Thanks!

>he doesn't know

Anyways, @Ruben Sim. I recommend you to email me because my discord is more inactive than my sleep schedule. Maybe we can schedule something so I can talk to you directly. No, I won't do a Discord call. Yes, I would love to be recorded. Think of it like a side piece for any new videos about.... How do I even call it? Hard to say how could my nothingburger of a thing even fit.

Anyways, here's the email.

yayotzin@hotmail.com

Make sure to paste the code I left in this message. I'm sure you'll be able to decipher the code in... literally less than 3 minutes.

This may be the biggest "Nobody cares, Claudio" moment thus far.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

My favorite part is when Claudio said that he loves animals more than people because animals don't make fun of his lisp or his throat tube. Animals don't bully him at school. Animals love him unconditionally.

Deep down that's why he likes animal porn. He realizes that no human will ever love him in this reality. He desperately clings to the belief that when he goes to heaven, God will give him a perfect body and he will be just like normal people.

He is really a sad, sad man. Would be pitiable if he wasn't such a violent cat raping psychopath.

Oh, well. Get fucked Claudio. I hope your precious Maya gets hit by a car.

 

[Tablet County]

The Kiwi Farms hates Mexicans so much, we have hundreds and hundreds of threads on Mexicans. We have an entire subforum even, just on Mexicans.

Yes, hating the Mexicans is what Kiwi Farms is known for.

Those damn dirty Mexicans killed Jesus and sank the USS Liberty. No wonder they've been expelled from 109 countries.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

My favorite part is when Claudio said that he loves animals more than people because animals don't make fun of his lisp or his throat tube. Animals don't bully him at school. Animals love him unconditionally.

Deep down that's why he likes animal porn. He realizes that no human will ever love him in this reality. He desperately clings to the belief that when he goes to heaven, God will give him a perfect body and he will be just like normal people.

That sounds like a reasonable explanation. It would explain all that cub porn and his desire to fuck animals is so strong.

No wonder he's such a fag as well. Having violent and murdery fantasies on bullies is also something normal for victims, so this theory keeps adding up.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Ruben makes one single post in this thread and Claudio is suddenly all "I want to talk to you! Solve my riddles three!".
No spic, nobody cares about your silly games. Why you even expect people to give a shit, I cannot understand. Especially after what has come out now that only cements the fact you're a zoophile cub faggot.