🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

You have called Tommy Tooter a zoophile and a dog rapist. Tommy never raped a dog to death. Tom just furiously fingerblasts his dogs. To say you are innocent of dog rape simply because you haven't killed your dog yet is disingenuous. You could possibly just be inappropriately touching your dogs or spreading peanut butter (do they have that in Mexico?) on yourself and having your dog lick you.

Regardless, you are an animal rapist who gets naked with dogs for fun.

Explain this to your high priest of Santa Muerte.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

It just get worse and worse for this Mexican monkey. Confessing to bathe naked with his dog is something incredibly disturbing.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda How can a crippled fag like you get aroused by dogs or dead cats?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda
Let’s say there’s nothing nefarious about you showering completely naked with your dog and it’s just some odd quirk.

Why did you commission art of your fursona showering naked with your dog and then upload that art to sites you used to access 18+ content?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

All a non-kiwifarms normie has to do is realize THIS team (totally not talking about @Sparkletor 2.0 here) thinks that babies born with HIV+ are homosexual, so...

You guys have already begun this """"case"""" in a steep decline, now it's almost a wall. You might as well get goat jumping abilities for your human feet if you want to have any chance of making me look bad.

No pressure though!

Living organisms get older as time goes on. Hope that clears things up.

Reminder: These people say that I'm dumb.

Do you not pay attention enough to this thread? Or you just cannot read the room?

YOUR ALLIES are calling me, now, A DOG RAPIST.

no

Nevermind. All they have to read is that there are schizoids like you to start not believing @Sperg Spectating

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

dont rape your poor dog you crippled freak

 

[Man In A Dress]

Reminder: These people say that I'm dumb.

Do you not pay attention enough to this thread? Or you just cannot read the room?

YOUR ALLIES are calling me, now, A DOG RAPIST.

Allies? I have nothing to do with these people. I'm just here to laugh at you and remind you that you are a pedophile cat rapist dog rapist tube breathing low IQ shit genetics cub cooming politisperging sad lonley FAGGOT.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

All a non-kiwifarms normie has to do is realize THIS team (totally not talking about @Sparkletor 2.0 here) thinks that babies born with HIV+ are homosexual, so...

Well you are an AIDS baby and you are gay. If I look at those facts it's hard to come to any other logical conclusion.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You don’t have to get naked and get in the shower with your dog.

Hear me out. You'll hear something INCREDIBLE.

It's called saving water by... *checks notes* making sure to do just one round of shower where you clean yourself, THEN the dog.

The fact that you can't connect the dots is amazing.

what the fuck are you talking about

Friendly fire!

I have proven it by linking the post. You don't get to demand anything from me and I will not be posting pornography here for you.
You are a pedophile. No need to doubt this statement because proof has already been provided.

"I have proven it by linking the post." *Wrong Answer Buzzer*
"You don't get to demand anything from me." *Wrong Answer Buzzer*
"I will not be posting pornography here for you." *Laugh track*
"You are a pedophile." *Wrong Answer Buzzer*

I'm so glad that in USA it's incredibly easy to ruin someone's life with just one accusation.

I hope someone accuses you of that yourself and you can't ever work. It WOULD BE SO FUCKING FUNNY.

You failed to tear its asshole to shreds so far.

Unprompted anal rape:

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Hear me out. You'll hear something INCREDIBLE.

It's called saving water by... *checks notes* making sure to do just one round of shower where you clean yourself, THEN the dog.

The fact that you can't connect the dots is amazing.

Lol I literally brought this up as a possibility earlier and you shot it down because you thought I was dunking on you for being poor

Maybe they needed to conserve water so he needed to take his shower at the same time or something? I know his family isn’t the most well off.

Nice projection right there, you dumb ass bitch. The only "basis" for your "Claudio's family isn't most well off" is because of the whole hardrive fixing.

My mother did not use the money from my late grandfather. (Dumbass doesn't realize my father will end up using this as ammo if he gets "too angry" (and too dumb))

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hear me out. You'll hear something INCREDIBLE.

It's called saving water by... *checks notes* making sure to do just one round of shower where you clean yourself, THEN the dog.

Not beating those, "Claudio's family is poor" allegations.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Don't fuck animals and every interaction with animals you have won't be disected and criticized. People don't get that suspicious of you until you give them a reason.

Don't tell this retard that they have no evidence that I raped anything.

It’s not entirely out of the realm of possibility that the incident could’ve occurred inside your neighborhood.

Literally what the "Mexican" (he isn't) @JohnnyGringo said

I was wondering why you were so confident that it happened outside your neighborhood.

Already answered. Re-read the pages, dumbass.

If you did it, your actions after the fact could’ve been for a multitude of reasons.

None of them is even feasible.

If you wanted to bring the culprit of this heinous act to justice, why didn’t you inform any officials who could’ve taken a DNA test, like the police?

Do you... even know how DNA evidence works? DNA evidence is completely useless if the rapist hasn't ever committed a crime (yet).

Plus, hear me out. HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT.

If your police force already hates having their time fucking wasted (by not having a possible culprit to be found)...

IMAGINE MINE.

 

[Spectate]

If your police force already hates having their time fucking wasted (by not having a possible culprit to be found)...

IMAGINE MINE.

I thought your country was supposed to be so much more advanced then ours...

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

The fact that you can't connect the dots is amazing.

I'm not poor

 

[PhoBingas]

The vast majority of dog owners stay outside the shower with their clothes on as they clean their pets. Why did you get naked and then get into the shower with your dog?

To be fair, I used to have a 90 pound Malamute that hated getting baths. It was a team effort, usually one flatmate to make sure the dog didn't jump out and one to actually wash the dog. Roommate usually put on a swimsuit or gym clothes she didn't care if they got soaked if the dog was really not in the mood to be bathed and had to be like restrained in the tub. Getting naked to wash your dog is weird as fuck.

 

[Tablet County]

Are you... implying you are not 8% of the world's population?

And somehow we're still the best.

Oh boy. So much to dissect here.

You don't even know what the words you're using mean or how to use them effectively. You only say things because they approximate something akin to banter.

Said the one that thinks this won't sound strange for people who just got to page 1 and they see YOUR screenshots that say no one actually cares.

If you think that doesn't look suspicious in your part, then you are delusional.

One could say that you have an overdose of delusion. even James wasn't this delusional in Silent Hill.

Do you actually think anyone who comes to this thread won't immediately see how much of a gormless pissant you are? You think people are going to look at your unhinged antics and think "wow, what a hero"? Talk about delusional. Nobody who would ever willingly use this site is going to sympathize with your plight of...

...being cyberbullied on the cyberbully forum.
Are we the only friends you have? Is that why you're still here?

What a... flex.

Lmao.

At this point I think we should train an AI on Claudio. Have prisoners in GitMo try to explain basic concepts to the Claudio AI. They will crack in a matter of minutes.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Do you... even know how DNA evidence works? DNA evidence is completely useless if the rapist hasn't ever committed a crime (yet).

Plus, hear me out. HEAR ME THE FUCK OUT.

If your police force already hates having their time fucking wasted (by not having a possible culprit to be found)...

IMAGINE MINE.

So you think a cat rapist running around in your vicinity isn’t worth reporting to the police because you think they won’t care? They are legally obligated to at least look into it. If they collected a DNA sample, there’s a chance that they could’ve caught the culprit if they decided to re-offend.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Do you... even know how DNA evidence works? DNA evidence is completely useless if the rapist hasn't ever committed a crime (yet).

That's making an awfully big assumption about the cat rapist's criminal history. Sounds like you know something about the cat rapist you aren't telling us.

If police declined to gather evidence from a crime because maybe the perpetrator doesn't already have a criminal record, they wouldn't solve any crimes. I can see you know as much about criminology as you know about science, religion, dog washing, and medicine. Mexican education system hard at work.

 

[Tablet County]

All a non-kiwifarms normie

Oh Claudio. Nobody gives a fuck what the normies think.

 

[Harm]

I fully believe all allegations that this user rapes kittens based solely on his skin color.

His repeated admissions of guilt are simply vindicating me.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Are you telling us that the Maya story is about giving her a bath, or a shower? Because unlike most others in this thread I have the cultural context. Did you give Maya a bath in a lavadero?

Or did you give Maya a shower?

EDIT: (To others, most Mexican homes don't have a bath tub, we have showers. When bathing your animals most people tend to use the lavadero (first image), where, depending if they have a washing machine or not, people wash their clothes (or at the very least delicate clothing.)).

Here's something, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda , why didn't you give Maya a bath in the lavadero? Why specifically in the shower?