🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 598 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,577 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,615
How much dialogue is even in shartbound? Jason & dickriders always say the writing time etc, but everything I see is just like a few sentences per encounter
 
fukkit said:
How much dialogue is even in shartbound? Jason & dickriders always say the writing time etc, but everything I see is just like a few sentences per encounter
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It was posted a couple pages ago:
Black Willow Lurker said:
Total lines: 4855
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Edit: To add - comparing it with Undertale, that game had 2x as much, according to a quick google search.
 
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fukkit said:
but everything I see is just like a few sentences per encounter
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yeah that's it. when he's talking about how there are so many different routes with different outcomes, he's talking about like 3 different windows with dialogue akin to "...how could you..." or "...i trusted you..."
 
Huddinge said:
yeah that's it. when he's talking about how there are so many different routes with different outcomes, he's talking about like 3 different windows with dialogue akin to "...how could you..." or "...i trusted you..."
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Nigga talks like he's Todd Howard showing off fallout 3: "uum yeah, we have currently written 300 different endings."

Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
He only lights up when he gets to say, “Did you really just do that on your main? Yeah, I’m bringing that one up to Twitch,” as he partakes in his censorship hobby.
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I swear, if we give this miserable faggot stage 5 anal cancer, we may pressure him into rushing the game in a week before he dies.
 
Huddinge said:
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>"when is heartbound gonna come out?" *shows the spreadsheet, explaining how it's almost finished*
>"why i never update heartbound?" *shows patch notes on steam, explaining how people just trust everything they see on youtube*
>"why i lie about my work at blizzard?" *shows his linkedin, explaining how that's proof he isnt lying*
>"why i use a long array for everything?" *shows heartbound running on a fridge, explaining how a badly coded game couldnt do that*
>"why i dont respond to drama?" *shows LSF thread, calling them all psychopaths*
>*answers other random question as if he was an authority with some other window on screen*
>repeat without doing anything with his code
i wish there was an easy way to see how much he actually adds to his minecraft yaml document, because this whole thing repeats for hours every single day
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That and the most common sense conclusions for why he does what he does. It's 100% for the aura of legitimacy and the grift, it's not actually by intention him working and letting people watch while he works on something with the intent to finish it - It's showing proof of work that fools normies and smooth brains that he is a super cool coder guy wise man that you should donate to to touch the hem of his nerd t-shirt. It's all of two steps removed from opening notepad++ with snake oil digital lorum ipsum in it because it might actually become a game eventually and I'm being generous here.

Nobody with a fucking brain or is actually doing work would be coding and talking on stream because trying to talk to people, answer questions and being distracted constantly in between yammering about tangents you would get absolutely fuck all done, it's like a constant co-worker interruption loop.

If you do anything even with reading and data input and typing and monitor watching even if it's just rudimentary database cleanup or file copy having to talk to someone about so much as the weather for 10 minutes on and off is taking you off task and slowing you the fuck down because you're going to lose your place, you're not going to be thinking about any problem you're stuck on and you're going to just slow down to split your attention in general.

Which is doubly funny, considering the thing he wants everyone to see him do that is so so impressive is basically just pecking at game maker studio script on babby's first game project, which again even without being well versed in game creation I've seen enough kickstarter abortions, enough AAA failures and the graveyards of dead software, that and I've casually dabbled as a youth with straight to the recycle bin RPGmaker noodling around projects out of boredom.

Your first "For real" game should have a reasonable scope, you should trash things that are blatantly not working or bloat or feature creep or getting in the way of itself or your workflow more than it's worth in the final experience, and the whole thing should be aptly crunched through fairly quickly and shat out for free if you want it to be a demo of what you can do starting out or to draw attention or let people see your potential or mega cheap if it's ultimately acceptable and functional as a end user product so you can make your forreal projects later.

IE: Once you know what you are doing and have made your mistakes and can see them live and raw and have enough eyes and fingers looking and poking at the cracks of your first "finalized" creation to get an idea of what your weaknesses and fuckups were.

Number one and number two rookie programming industry mistake: Never fall in love with the prototype or first drafts, and never put a price tag on something you don't want criticized as a product. Ding dong has done em both.
 
Lvkester Endorser said:
Just want to remind you both that he said all that WHILE married to his pooner.
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Jason wasn't married to Shaye while cheating with Lyric. Jason was cheating on his wife with Shaye, and cheating on both with Lyric.
Hillbilly Slim said:
Dude this stupid nigger just said on stream that it would be masturbatory to update to GML 2.0 because the game can "run on a smart fridge",
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I was wondering what the hell he was talking about when explaining the smart fridge bullshit again this morning. Like who the fuck cares? He didn't make the fridge build anyway. I'm sure if the person who actually created the fridge build wanted to, they could do it again. What the fuck does their meme build have to do with using best practices to maintain, update and finish your game?

Also, people keep bringing up the July update and he points to the update he made "before Twitchcon" insinuating that that's the update. The May 28 update for June. I guess your audience is so stupid they think that months starting with the letter J are the same?
 
p1138 said:
An easy way to pick up on this(and Mald definitely does it) with people is when they repeatedly explain different situations involving a team, group, whatever over time. It could be for school, work, a fucking dungeons & dragons game, doesn't matter. They explain they were part of a team, talk about what they did "I did" "I figured out" "this happened to me" and so on. Maybe you'll hear a "We did" because that still includes them. There's never a "The other guy added" "Someone contributed a thing" "Bob and Steve did this and that". They never actually describe the team effort, they can never think of anything productive/creative/cool/whatever that anyone else contributed. Now there's a difference between someone describing something they did in a group once and detailing their contribution, but if you repeatedly hear them only refer to themselves and never anyone else? Narcissist.
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So about this, Mald went to DEFCON with ThePrimeAgen, Theo and Luke from Linus Tech Tips. All of them except for Mald (as far as I know) said something about that experience. Mald just said they won and who was his team, but never what they did (unless someone here has some livestream about it).

What Theo and Luke said was that the MVP was ThePrimeAgen, who coded a PDF Reader Script in Python for the Book puzzle (he explains it here). Theo admits being so shit at DEFCON that it helped them going in the right direction. I don't remember what Luke said, I think he just talked about how fun it was.

Both PrimeAgen and Theo said that the only thing Mald did was to solve a Basic Algebra puzzle for them, you know that type of puzzle where you have flowers of different colors, that type of puzzle.

Maybe I'm wrong, but Mald did absolutely nothing that he won't talk about it. He would just say how "they" won.
 
Hit Squad said:
I saw this on LSF hours ago and now it's gone, Moderators have scrubbed the clip and locked the post.


The clip is still available through the mirror, but it's like it's been hidden on the main page, It was up 9 hours ago, but as you can see from the second image uploaded, it's fucking vanished from the LSF timeline.

I had to use a link posted in a discord server to get to the actual thread.

Bets on the ferret fiddler being involved?
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"Not only is SHE gonna be streaming the horse game, SHE made her title glue factory simulator."

Is there a single fucking instance of Mald actually respecting his pooner "boy"friends pronouns?
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
No way he did the "there are thousands of routes in this game" shit and thought he would get away with it.
YOU ARE NOT TODD HOWARD MY NIGGA YOU CAN'T JUST LIE ABOUT THIS SHIT.
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Heartbound is going to have thousands of endings only because he considers every possible combination of choices as a separate ending.
At the end of the game a npc is going to list of every action you took in the game and then the game ends.

I recently played Chrono Trigger for the first time and I got to the courtroom part where the chancellor judges your actions made thus far. I gotta tell you they got me dead to rights.
He's going for something like that but I don't think it's going to have anywhere near the shock as it had in CT.
 
Burnt Effigy said:
Is there a single fucking instance of Mald actually respecting his pooner "boy"friends pronouns?
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I would not be surprised if they already had a conversation about mald only referring to them as a female.

This is the same guy that obfuscates the Maldavius persona 'gotcha' on stream, by pulling up images of his TV-head avatar in second life, and glossing over the furfaggory that goes hand-in-hand with that user handle.
 
Soyjak Enjoyer said:
Do you have any proof of a sponsorship? Obsidian is just genuinely useful software for writing and free too (other than cloud storage)
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He's not sponsored no. In Mald's case again he just wants the recognition that he is a real writer who writes many pages with a cool software.
And I had let my Notion hate overflow, Obsidian definitely has its merits being free and offline-first, although most people will need cloud sync anyway.
Also, Jason is a security expert hacker of power plants, and Obsidian isn't even encrypted at rest.
 
God I wish I knew about this when the initiative reached its goal, but in South Park's "Make Love Not Warcraft" episode they use "Live To Win" by Paul Stanley for the montage music while the boys were training to defeat The One Which Has No Life. It would've been soooo fucking goated if someone compiled all the tweets and posts shilling SKG and it slowly reaching its goal while this played in the background to punt Mald's skull to the curb, full on unmitigated kino...
 
The sticky sock said:
I recently played Chrono Trigger for the first time and I got to the courtroom part where the chancellor judges your actions made thus far. I gotta tell you they got me dead to rights.
He's going for something like that but I don't think it's going to have anywhere near the shock as it had in CT.
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He already used that trope at the end of blizzard office chapter lmao

 
The sticky sock said:
At the end of the game a npc is going to list of every action you took in the game and then the game ends.
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That’s almost exactly what happens at the end of Chapter 1. You walk around in a dark room where there’s a bunch of random objects and floating textboxes that slightly change based on your choices. Like if you put trash in your dog’s bowl, the trash filled bowl appears with “…so cruel…” floating nearby. Of course none of these choices actually affect the story outcome, the dog dies no matter what you do
 
itogi said:
Harmful Opinions' review of HeartBound
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X1bofuntaQkPreserveTube, local:
X1bofuntaQk.mp4
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I want to find who first said "games don't have to be fun" and beat them with the buckle end of my belt.

Whether a game is "deep", "artistic", "emotional", or "innovative" is determined by the critical response of the gamers, not the say-so of the devs (or their shills in gaming media, for that matter).

Thus saith I, Meat Target, Prophet of Yahoowah and Austere Scholar of Culinary Ballistics and Asian Cartoon Girls: The audience is always right.
 
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