💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Sneed Force One]

Even now he thinks he should have been Kyle Rittenhouse's PR agent, Vic's PR agent, and Law & Crime should pay him $700/hr for legal commentary. He also takes advantage of people for his own benefit.

Nick would want Kyle to have his own brand of Dakimakura pillows and nowadays, Law & Crime would pay him tree fiddy to fuck off.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick would want Kyle to have his own brand of Dakimakura pillows

Nick would attempt to get Kyle a deal with Bad Dragon to make a didlo branded "The Bifurcator" as a riff on what he did to that shitbag's bicep.

 

[dustnight]

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Nick continues his libertarian "drugs aren't bad" bullshit.
He should ask his daughter what she thinks about daddy dosing her and being removed from her home because of drugs.

A fixed Justice system would have never came after me and had Aaron eating my goo off our wife's back if you wanna the truth about it. Peace!

 

[AnOminous]

Nick would attempt to get Kyle a deal with Bad Dragon to make a didlo branded "The Bifurcator" as a riff on what he did to that shitbag's bicep.

Considering it's Nick, he'd probably want a dildo based after Brise-Cul in 120 Days of Sodom.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick would attempt to get Kyle a deal with Bad Dragon to make a didlo branded "The Bifurcator" as a riff on what he did to that shitbag's bicep.

I did enjoy watching the trial and seeing Libshit Bingerbitches argue "he was surrendering, it was a war crime!" only to then watch his bicep vaporize into a red mist thanks to unarguably aiming his Glock at him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Is Monty correct? I dunno. I suppose the "fair" thing to do is say this claim remains unproven. However, I will say I no longer think what he's saying here is as crazy as I once would have. Neither Nick or Ty are honest brokers.

Look, I don't know that gassing Vic up for his case was great- in fact, in hindsight, I'd say the opposite. While I see no evidence that Monty is a pedo, I have also watched some of his streams. He's a bit out there. Qanon out there. (Literally.)

I'm not saying it's impossible something untoward happened. But fucking with client funds in an IOLTA is the sort of thing that immediately could get a lawyer disbarred. I think it's much more likely that Nick say, coordinated with Ty to get the video depositions, expedited, to share on stream, and that was paid out of the IOLTA, than say Ty was giving Nick a kickback. Ty may not be the Sun Tzu he thinks he is, but I'm not sure he's even that bad to fuck with an IOLTA.

Perhaps it's being conflated, along the lines above; perhaps Monty has extraordinary evidence even. An extraordinary claim such as this requires extraordinary evidence.

 

[Sloppa]

Nicole Rekieta arc incoming.

I predict post-divorce Nick will dectuple-down and become an "alternative lifestyle" and ENGAGE the troon chapter of this sad, middle aged lolcow's demise.

Lets be real, Nick Rekieta wants to be dressed like Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element, interviewed on the Dick Masterson Show, snapping back replies about his sex life in a funny & weird manner.


"omg Dick, you won't believe this, it's just funny AND weird, well I was coming out of Costco lastnight doing some lady shopping as us broads are wont to do, I think it was 7pm but it might have been 3pm, but I'm not a clockmaker like my brother's uncle, who has a spaniel. Spaniel? Sounds a lot like "Espanola" anyone care for some potted herring? Amirite!"

"HAWHAWHAW! You're on fire!"

"Then in the Costco, or was it a Kroger? I can't remember. No. It was a Costco because I remember they have free samples of hot weiner from Canada, then I saw a small child, I kissed them on the head, gave them $50 in quarters and Melton's business card"

"HAWHAWHAWHAW!"

"But here's the thing Dick, the cum I sucked from that glory hole, it tasted of asparagus. I hate asparagus.. . .it give me hives"

"HAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW! As the power invested in me as the most cool Millennial, I now award you the medal of the funniest Comedian in the world. I love you Rekieta. Please move into my house immediately as my honoured guest"

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Nick should stop thinking about what a "fixed justice system" would look like.

 

[TherapyMan]

Ty may not be the Sun Tzu he thinks he is, but I'm not sure he's even that bad to fuck with an IOLTA.

I agree. There are only select few cardinal sins that fast track to a disbarment, and misappropriating client funds is the most common one.

I highly doubt that Ty, the guy who does trusts and estates for multi-millionaires, would risk his license, reputation, and entire livelihood to siphon a couple grand to Nick Rekieta.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Look, I don't know that gassing Vic up for his case was great- in fact, in hindsight, I'd say the opposite. While I see no evidence that Monty is a pedo, I have also watched some of his streams. He's a bit out there. Qanon out there. (Literally.)

I'm not saying it's impossible something untoward happened. But fucking with client funds in an IOLTA is the sort of thing that immediately could get a lawyer disbarred. I think it's much more likely that Nick say, coordinated with Ty to get the video depositions, expedited, to share on stream, and that was paid out of the IOLTA, than say Ty was giving Nick a kickback. Ty may not be the Sun Tzu he thinks he is, but I'm not sure he's even that bad to fuck with an IOLTA.

Perhaps it's being conflated, along the lines above; perhaps Monty has extraordinary evidence even. An extraordinary claim such as this requires extraordinary evidence.

Agreed. Fucking with the money is one of the fews things the Bar really doesn't forgive.

 

[Melty Butter]

Amen to this post. I wrote something similar and deleted before posting a day or two ago.

Look, I don't know that gassing Vic up for his case was great- in fact, in hindsight,

Neither do I. From what I can tell, Vic regrets it. He's a performative voice actor who had a good gig going. I'm not sure that lawyering up and making it an Internet War starring Nick and Ty Beard (ffs) was worth it. He should have gotten better legal representation if those fat girls were really out to ruin him. Regardless, he seems to be doing okay these days. There was no life ruination.

While I see no evidence that Monty is a pedo, I have also watched some of his streams. He's a bit out there. Qanon out there. (Literally.)

He's a nut case. I'm sorry he just is. The whitewashing of Monty's bizzaro history ITT that I consider (mostly) fact-based and full of smartish people is a bit problematic.

The ONE time I watched Monty for an hour he was doxing a supposed senior FBI agent and calling him live, sharing this man's phone number, claiming that he (Monty) had high level government clearance which is how he got the number. This is insane behavior.

If I know that from one stream, can you imagine what Rendazza's research team has on him? That would never fly in a civil case. (Does it make him a pedo? No! Does it make it hard to win a civil case? Yes!) We're talking about MN. I've never believed in Monty. I have more hopium for Aaron - lulz.

I'm not saying it's impossible something untoward happened. But fucking with client funds in an IOLTA is the sort of thing that immediately could get a lawyer disbarred.

I was watching live when Ty Beard apologized. It seemed real. He fell on the sword as the entire chat was losing its mind. He fucked up, and said so.

Was his time worthy of the GSG funds? Probably not. Ty/Nick should have just returned every donation based on the fuck up alone. The thing is, they're not obligated to do so. Ty can claim whatever hours his firm supposedly worked, charity be damned.

This is an issue of ethics, not the IOLTA unless Vic wants to make it so. He would never.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

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[Sloppa]

Nick should stop thinking about what a "fixed justice system" would look like.

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Imagine if we still lived under 19th century laws and he was sentenced to spend every weekend slopping out a canal for 5 years, for the crime of being a "Cuckold" (in black letter law), with a bailiff throwing the occasional insult and keeping people from pelting the CUCKOLD with stones. [I am imaging a Beauty and the Beast scene of a carriage collecting the town's Cuckolds for their penitent service in the driving sleet]
All the Proto-Rekietas would see this and decide it's not worth it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is an issue of ethics, not the IOLTA unless Vic wants to make it so. He would never.

Maybe even morality, rather than say (professional) ethics.

Have we discovered Nick's next target of spite and opportunity, Legal Mindset?

More like LEGAL DICK SUCKER!!!

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

"I worked from home for 15 years"

What the fuck were you doing with a full time office and secretary then? What about working with that bank or insurance or whatever the fuck it was.

Going to school isn't work you dumbass and you presumably had to actually attend classes at the law school and etc, so even if it was I sure hope you didn't 'work' from home for that.

Nick's barely been a licensed lawyer for ten years (and in that time had just as many cases total, it seems).

It's just such a dumb statement.

He's never "worked" a day in his life. Playing at being a lawyer with Mommy's money isn't working.

This is one of the reasons is such a fuckup of a man, a 43 year old who never got over or matured past high school. Nick has never been financially responsible for anything in his life, has never struggled for anything except Aaron's goo, has never had the burden of worrying about how to pay the mortgage. His Mom just pays him to pretend to be a functional adult, and he can't even do that.

His "law firm" was like one of those little hobby businesses the wives of wealthy men sometimes have. Unlikely to ever turn a profit, but it keeps the wife busy and hubby can afford it. Nick's "law firm" existed for the sole reason of limiting his parents' embarrassment when people ask what their son is doing.

 

[RotPockets]

Imagine if we still lived under 19th century laws and he was sentenced to spend every weekend slopping out a canal for 5 years, for the crime of being a "Cuckold" (in black letter law), with a bailiff throwing the occasional insult and keeping people from pelting the CUCKOLD with stones. [I am imaging a Beauty and the Beast scene of a carriage collecting the town's Cuckolds for their penitent service in the driving sleet]
All the Proto-Rekietas would see this and decide it's not worth it.

“Bring out your cucked!”

 

[Captain Manning]

Look, I don't know that gassing Vic up for his case was great- in fact, in hindsight, I'd say the opposite. While I see no evidence that Monty is a pedo, I have also watched some of his streams. He's a bit out there. Qanon out there. (Literally.)

I am well aware of the fact that Monty is "out there." I have acknowledged that several times now. Indeed, I will even go as far as to say I think he suffers from Schizophrenia. I have, on one or more occasion, compared him to Terry A. Davis.

My point here though is that, in the pantheon of "crazy shit Monty has said," the idea that there might have been something untoward with the GFM/IOLTA isn't really "out there" compared to a lot of other crazy shit he's said. That theory pre-dates Monty by some time, and has been suggested by people more well-adjusted than Monty.

Nor am I impressed with the idea it couldn't have happened because it would have constituted a breach of professional ethics.

TL;DR: I am not saying it happened. I am just saying I don't believe it's impossible it could have happened.

Additionally, there's no proof either way, so whatever. I just wanted to point out I don't think what he's intimating in that video, as far as Vic's case, is all that nuts. I have had many years to think about this.

I was watching live when Ty Beard apologized. It seemed real. He fell on the sword as the entire chat was losing it's mind. He fucked up, and said so.

As my mother used to say: "Gag a maggot."

Yeah, he "apologized," and then we found out he did nothing to help Vic for that egregious fuckup, and left Vic holding the bag for hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of legal fees owed to the defendants.

His apology rings hollow as far as I'm concerned.

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[Sneed Force One]

Have we discovered Nick's next target of spite and opportunity, Legal Mindset?

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He's piggybacking off Hasan-sphere orbiters who are currently railing against LEEEGULMIINDSET for calling him a pseudo-intellectual. He was clowning on Hasan for claiming H3H3's lawsuits are vexatious litigation.

They've produced some fucking Deep Throat hidden voice AI bullshit "interview" with a "victim", providing no police reports or case numbers except a debt collections order before he left for Asia which Hasan dicksuckers are using as "PROOF!!!" that he fled the states.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He's piggybacking off Hasan-sphere orbiters who are currently railing against LEEEGULMIINDSET for calling him a pseudo-intellectual. They've produced some fucking Deep Throat hidden voice AI bullshit "interview" with his "victim", providing no police reports or case numbers except a debt collections order before he left for Asia which Hasan dicksuckers are using as "PROOF!!!" that he fled the states.

I would wager a tenner that Nick will cover it if he streams because someone else made the claims, and he has no respect for defamation laws.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ghost archive is broken, and I do not know another substitute... pls... halp? Will edit in links when alternative is found.

Try www.archive.is.

I will state simply that Andrew needs to watch his ass around Piker, because I have a really REALLY bad feeling that Hassan has some very powerful friends.

And I'm 100% sure I am not alone here in that belief. Or even in the minority in that belief.