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That Li'l Pooner has to actively THINK to wash their hands and not take calls/photos/videos in the bathroom is mildly concerning, as is the fact that they have to specify that they need to remind themselves not to look at men's dicks, "even as a joke". Are pooners really as deaf to hygeine and privacy concerns as their MtF counterparts???
 
Why is it that in Germany-a country so emasculating they have Angela Merkel toilet robot ghosts that scream at you for trying to lift a toilet lid to piss
If I ever go to doucheland and find one of these cuckenstein pissmachinëns I'm literally gonna stand on top of the toiled and piss EVERYWHERE, the walls, the floor, the fucking tp roll, all over except the toilet, I will make sure not even one drop gets into the bowl.
 
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You're telling me "Zackthephoenix" survived burning herself alive? God is so fucking funny dude.
Sorry to reply to this so late, I'm here from a recent cross post from the trannies sideshow thread. Genuinely, the funniest thing to me is that even looking like a Fallout Ghoul and having incinerated yourself for nothing, she still manages to have the distinct pooner frog voice after being on fucking fire. Most people that survive burns like that are a deep rasp or incredibly lightly spoken. The frog voice survived to forever identify her as a pooner.
 

wtf is wrong with central europe
It was a good idea, back in the day.

Even now, though, a huge amount of information can be gathered merely from the state of one's shit. I think there may even be available super-fancy toilets which conduct simple, automatic analyses on the waste to catch not only parasitic infestations, but even malnutrition, liver disorders, etc.

'Course, the last thing I want is getting scolded by my crapper for last night's diet and drinking habits when I'm just trying to take a nice, relaxing hangover dump at 10am.
 
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This doesn't happen, I'd like to see you try to survive in frat house though, I hear they're lgbt inclusive
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How is real life though
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"narcolepsy flared" = became tired
I originally stumbled upon this account through a xitter rabbit hole
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Meet puckmeat, unfunny xittoid who probably botted the follows and despite posting a lot doesn't really have many interesting things to say
(I am not going to post the NSFW here, but for those brave enough you're free to sift through it for horror)
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Not really. I used to lurk on KF for the Yanderedev thread, but that was the extent of my usage of the site. I figured that being trans wasn't worth it independent of the website. I had a 'not like the other girls' phase as a teen, but I realized that my interests nor my personality made me more or less of a woman. So, when the topic of nonbinary came up, I was sure that going by those pronouns or being trans in any way would be a waste of time and energy. Work with what you have, right? It also helped that I was never interested in yaoi and just went to school and worked lol.

The Farms did peak me though. I saw some twitter users talk about kiwifarms when I thought it was still down, I started reading some threads again and here we are. The only annoying part is that trans art on twitter annoys the hell out of me now and it's everywhere :'(
This is embarrassing but like ten years ago, a friend of mine changed her name to Mx. ____ ____ on Facebook and I went to look up what nonbinary meant and thought “Hm, maybe that’s what I am.” I always felt out of place around (most) people—shit, I still do, but I’ve finally accepted that I’ll always be a little off and I’m not for everyone.

But right after it occurred to me that I might be nonbinary, I thought “Well, that wouldn’t really change anything, and I can still like what I like and be a woman.” And that was that. If I’d encountered this idea 15-20 years ago, when I was really struggling with being sick for a week a month and being physically helpless when men followed me—so-called “easy mode” as shitty men put it—it would’ve been a different story for sure.
 
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This doesn't happen, I'd like to see you try to survive in frat house though, I hear they're lgbt inclusive
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How is real life though
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"narcolepsy flared" = became tired
I originally stumbled upon this account through a xitter rabbit hole
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Meet puckmeat, unfunny xittoid who probably botted the follows and despite posting a lot doesn't really have many interesting things to say
(I am not going to post the NSFW here, but for those brave enough you're free to sift through it for horror)
didn't she have a drama with pooner lawyer and detrans butch?
 
didn't she have a drama with pooner lawyer and detrans butch?
Xe used a callout to promote xer OF
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I hope your fortunate geography helps you come to terms with yourself soon
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Very masculine to look like a 13 year old, dood!
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Just lots of zitter drama lately
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Ok serious question what the fuck is she talking about here
 
Retards think their imaginary Celiac disease causes brain fog
If the celiac disease goes undiagnosed for too long or isn’t controlled by diet or steroids, it can happen. Your body isn’t absorbing the nutrients it needs (For example) and that can lead to long-term damage. I think alcoholism can also cause similar deficiencies.

It’s a pooner though so unreliable narrator.
 
Anyone familiar with pooner authoress Johannes T. Evans knows that she's quite renowned for her disgusting, fucked-up erotica, but she's also a boring, piss-poor essayist who thinks having thousands of tweet threads under her belt a writer makes. Enjoy this essay from her about how she wants to mess around with her hormones with impunity and why people with medical degrees should simply ask "how high?" when a bepronouned beast says jump. (For those more curious about Johannes, I'd be happy to post about her, but as a preview she thinks anyone determined to oust pedophiles from a community are actually more likely to be the real pedophiles and she also is extremely fixated on toxic pornography.)
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"Whaa whaa I'm so oppressed cis people think I am so disgusting they don't want to think about me as a sexual being the system is biased whaa whaa"

What an insufferable, whiny, entitled little snot.

I find these people's whining about health providers especially grating. They deliberately make themselves sick by taking cross-sex hormones, essentially making themselves something like weird and unique cases of DSD (differences in sex development), want to pick and choose side effects, then complain and rage when the doctors who take care of them ask to consult "gender care specialists".

Frankly, let's face it, troon/poon/enby. You are harming your health. No ethical doctor wants this on their conscience, nor do they want to take responsibility for it. No one wants to have their reputation tarnished and risk future possible lawsuits (and we all know you are the first ones to ruin someone's name and the first ones to sue) either. So they send you to the "experts" who chose this as a profession so they would provide you with "treatment", or at least okay it. It has nothing to do with you being "oppressed" and everything to do with the fact that you are fucking with your body on purpose and people don't want to take responsibility for it, and rightfully so.


On another subject, I went to look what's new with The Pissed Off Lawyer, haven't heard about her for a while... so she still have "detrans, lesbian" on her bio but she seems to post pro-trans memes and posts now? I'm so confused....

Anyway, I don't trust her detransitioning. She seems to do it out of spite instead, you know, because she reached the conclusion that transitioning was a bad idea.
 
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Some people get shocked into reality and a healthy perspective after losing a loved one or having a health scare. Reminds me of a documentary I watched about people jumping off of bridges and surviving, they all regretted it and realized in that moment that whatever they were dealing with, this wasn’t the way to solve it.

I just needed to talk about this with someone but I didn’t want to show anyone IRL. I know what she did was incredibly stupid but my god, what a price to pay.
I feel like the worst part of her 'setting myself on fire' story, was when she explained that the only thing she could hear was static, "like an off tuned TV station."
It didn't seem to have occurred to her/sunken in yet, that the sound she was hearing was the same ksssshhhh sound you hear when you drop a steak into a hot pan...
It was literally her face/head frying...
Why would anybody with even the tiniest bit of imagination possibly think setting themselves on fire would do anything but destroy their own life.
 
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