🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[The Tall Man]

Not sure how
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This friendly face would make an excellent background.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

You know its sad when a fucking curry pajeet game dev understands SKG better than mald and his fans do....

 

[A ghoul teaching his son]

This. You can see it clearly on that old interview with his real voice (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuglRrItr4).

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And again, this is an old picture, dude has probably gotten much fatter since then due to his age.

Now that you mention it, his slightly downward angled camera reminds me of that classic pose and angle obese chicks use to take selfies to disguise how obsessively fat they are,

 

[Slimpacks]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

 

[Vic Macedonia]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

You'd think the viewer was quoting Hitler the way he's spazzing over a relatively tame joke about a ferret's death.

 

[Gas Snake]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

”Look at my construction bill. I'm out of vet money, what do you want me to do for you?”

 

[Elite Kipchak]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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way to give the troll EXACTLY what he wants lmao what an actual fucking retard how does he get baited this easily

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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Who gives a fuck about being banned from twitch as a user? Oh no, he needs to make a new account!

 

[Nintoddler]

way to give the troll EXACTLY what he wants lmao what an actual fucking retard how does he get baited this easily

Mald lives for the drama. The more he milks it the less he has to work on the game. It's all about himself, the victim, always.

 

[zulrahbot73]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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How do u have the energy to be this upset over the death of an animal that lives for an average of 6 business days. Also i swear literally every other week a ferret dies of "super rare golden legendary cancer" or something.
Edit: I actually looked up how long ferrets live and it can be up to 10 years. Mald tricked me into thinking it was more like 10 months.

 

[Terfatron]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

https://youtu.be/uGVNS0jo3Do?t=24908

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"Make fun of me, I don't give a fuck"
ok...

Then goes on to report the dude to twitch.
"Let's see how long it takes until Twitch bans your account"

He's so insanely bitch made that i can't even wrap my head around it.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

And it's barely mocking too. Who the fuck gets offended with the word "oom".

It even takes the faggot some time to realize it's obviously a kid typing.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

How do u have the energy to be this upset over the death of an animal that lives for an average of 6 business days. Also i swear literally every other week a ferret dies of "super rare golden legendary cancer" or something.
Edit: I actually looked up how long ferrets live and it can be up to 10 years. Mald tricked me into thinking it was more like 10 months.

Suffocating in Mald's ass probably isn't good for your lifespan.

 

[Sewer Diver]

Suffocating in Mald's ass probably isn't good for your lifespan

You involuntarily made me remember the South Park episode with a hamster. Thanks.

 

[Fat At The Internet]

What the hell is going on with Jason here, he's breaking down over some rando saying one of the ferrets died because it had no mana.

Born and moulded in 4chan, liveleak and somethingawful btw.

 

[Nameless One]

Born and moulded in 4chan, liveleak and somethingawful btw.
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Whoever made this meme thought they were so tuff.

 

[LovisXVI]

Not sure how
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Tiger Drop, works every time.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

You can see the power trip kicking in

Truly the Reigning King of Butthurt

 

[Glowie]

staff

Speaking of staff isn't his legal "team" just one guy he name dropped?

He constantly contradicts himself, one moment he's just "one poor dude working in basement" then he has legal team, somehow.

 

[Adam Copium]

And it's barely mocking too. Who the fuck gets offended with the word "oom".

It even takes the faggot some time to realize it's obviously a kid typing.

And since he's coding on stream, OOM might just mean "Out of Memory" instead of Mana.

That gem is absolutely living rent free in his head, huh