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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%
  • Total voters
    5,618
shine forever said:
This is more of an autistic aside than anything of substance, but the way Pirate's arms droop down in his facecam always has bothered me. It looks like you could fit a wristband over his biceps. I'm not claiming to be a paragon of physical fitness, or that being obese is a better alternative, but it's just strange to have that boyish of a build in your 30s. See also: Asmongold and Adam Friedland
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the thing that fucks me up about him is how he sits with his elbows pointed towards his ribs. there is 0 back muscle there if thats a comfortable pose
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i hate a non athletic regular person
 
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True Boss of this Gym said:
He is fat, his body just distributes fat in a weird way, hence him having weak twig arms.
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It's hard to find any somewhat recent video/image of him that isn't captured by his webcam. His camera angle and wardrobe consisting of entirely black graphic tees makes it hard to tell anything. I found a tiktok where he claims to be 180lbs at 6'2' but obviously both of those measurements are probably inaccurate.
 
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Speaking of his facecam, earlier I thought about clipping this one just as a funny evidence for him planning a cheating gaycation

Doing it now I realized how easily he can read the chat even when his eyes are still in the same "work" region.
I clipped from the moment he starts reading the chat and spots the one he'll read, and he takes some time processing before speaking, thinking gay thoughts.
In the end he pretends to turn his body to the ""work"" area, but his eyes just keep tracking the same chat region right after.

But anyway, this just goes to show how he reads the chat 99.9% of the stream. It's his main entertainment.
Which means, he's probably acting like an ever-increasingly large bleeding asshole to his mods and "staff".
So here's hoping for when one breaks enough to let go of their shitty dental insurance and leak some goods.
 
DefinitelyNotMe said:
the fuck he would do?
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you should be asking what he wouldn't do instead but the image is fine, maybe a DK parrot or spyro i guess at the top of the flag with the tail pointing to the logo... i mean if yous finished then ye, finished and ready to go.

Nintoddler said:
And again, this is an old picture, dude has probably gotten much fatter since then due to his age.
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you can look at his stream, his facing is way fatter now but he picks a view angle that hides any semblance of a double chin.
 
just to put into perspective how little this shit game actually matters to anyone. Added other solo projects that heartbound has been compared to for emphasis.

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sad thing is, even with MILLIONS of views covering the game and mald over the last couple weeks, he still can't break double digit player count. you'd think at least a few people would look at it out of pure morbid curiosity. hell, people have to play the game in order to review it, but the peak player count in the last month is fucking 7 lmao.
 
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Elite Kipchak said:
Added other solo projects that heartbound has been compared to for emphasis.
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Even risk of rain, which has a 3d sequel and a 2d remake and for all intents and purposes SHOULDN'T have many players anymore, has more.

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This is even funnier when you remember than mald has attempted to make a knock off of that too.

20 year game dev and fuck all to show for it.

did I remind you too risk of rain was originally just a college project of "look I coded something" turned into a game?
 
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Spooky Dogwood said:
What else does an independent artist do to pay the bills? Furfags have a reputation for being the biggest whales.
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Non-pooners have a day job. A lot of artists have day jobs so they can usually do their own thing. A good example is musicians; even with the bigger name bands, unless you're Metallica or Iron Maiden or plants like Taylor Swift, most likely you have a "real" job.
 
Fat Nigga Fella said:
This is great. The only thing I would say I don't like that much is the size ratio of the characters, but that's it. Everything else is really cool.

Do you work for a Game Studio or something? That looks high quality
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I have all characters drawn separatly so i can resize them if any of the dont look quite the size they should be
And no i do this for shit and giggles
 
Looks like the second Slop News Network video is another hit, it's going to reach 400K within 12 hours of release at this rate.
Mald might need a third puberty to save him, what a disaster this week has been.
 
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