🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Frightened Rabbit]

Cardposting tried to get on QuintTheo's stream by live chatting, when QuintTheo asked him for proof of his claims he couldn't provide anything but a Discord screen shot claiming Maldy called for it, but could not put up the claim or anything else. QuintTheo did not let him on the show and claimed he was fishy.

If you go thru the first messages of the thread you can find a list of DMCA'd videos that got shot down, 10 or 11 months ago, when Mald first Criticized SKG, people like @Ted's Cabin got their channels striked. If Card couldn't find instances of Mald using the system to strike down people digging into him, then he's a retard.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Liana says that asking her to understand something before talking about it is emotionally unhinged.

She's literally the worst fucking archetype of a woman. I know men can do this too, mald in particular, but I feel like I see women do this at a 4 to 1 ratio compared to men. I'm also saying mald acts like a cunty woman.

And before someone tries correcting me, sure, men will tell people to stfu, but its more combative, direct, and generally not trying to shift blame as much IE "stfu IDGAF"

There's a fun game dev civil war between him and his composer.

His composer has developed and released more games than him LMFAO.

Care to name drop the composer?? I kinda almost want to support him JUST based on that. The music isn't GREAT but he made a ton of tracks, and he put effort into it.

Also since mald doesn't even do art or music, thats gross. Its the core of why John romero fell off except romero has SOME cool ideas and can map good....And romero wasn't a nepo baby, and can actually code.

Anyway, add another video to the slop pile shitting on Jason.

 

[Terfatron]

He stuck a terra cotta gnome up his ass. He is gay-gay. No going around it.

I'm not saying he's not, I'm saying he comes across like he would never call himself that.

This whole "cool guy persona" he puts on is that of "I'm so sexually liberated" bs but would never call himself gay because he is above that. Again, just my impression so that's why I'm asking if anyone know if he ever referenced his marriage as a "gay marriage" or if he just tiptoes around it like a, dare I say, complete fag.

Eta:
@Aurellia Spaghettellia makes perfect sense.
feel like he would say partner instead of husband because, married to a "man" (lololol) but he's progressive in the streets, terf in the sheets.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Care to name drop the composer?? I kinda almost want to support him JUST based on that. The music isn't GREAT but he made a ton of tracks, and he put effort into it.

Composer's Linkedin seems to be fully public. And this is his website.

I wasn't aware he's this deep into game development, other than music. That's some salt to rub on Maldy.

Edit: maybe it's not going to work for everybody so screenshots below
Also. Honestly, the USA just doesn't make the same high quality fags as the EU does.

 

[LovisXVI]

any w40k fags?
i need clolor scheme that isnt blue, red or green
View attachment 7630893

White scars or Black Templars, they are the least blue, red or green and still iconic.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

even normie(?) site like 9gag shitting on mald

At this rate, I'm a LITTLE shocked nobody has made an unflattering gnome rule34.

I wasn't aware he's this deep into game development, other than music. That's some salt to rub on Maldy.

I looked into the game, and while it looks WAY too fucking gay for me, it looks like its good quality otherwise? On a pure coding and presentation level it looks capable.

https://store.steampowered.com/app/925950/Here_Comes_Niko/

Notably pirate software also did a letsplay

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Notably pirate software also did a letsplay

I'll have to tackle this ferret rabbit hole another time. HOWEVER. The very first 30 secs of the Let's Play:

> Fagtree: Stijn did the music. (pause). And I don't know what else. I know it was designed by Stijn, but I don't know what else was done.
> Fagtree: So Stijn [in chat], tell us about what you did, because I know it wasn't just the music. (video cuts)

Sounds like Fagtree is quite aware that the guy is extremely more capable than himself and was just downplaying.

Am I to understand this boy graduated from college, released multiple projects and became a successful entrepreneur pretty much all within HeartBound (incomplete) development?

 

[cockape]

I'll have to tackle this ferret rabbit hole another time. HOWEVER. The very first 30 secs of the Let's Play:

> Fagtree: Stijn did the music. (pause). And I don't know what else. I know it was designed by Stijn, but I don't know what else was done.
> Fagtree: So Stijn [in chat], tell us about what you did, because I know it wasn't just the music. (video cuts)

Sounds like Fagtree is quite aware that the guy is extremely more capable than himself and was just downplaying.

Am I to understand this boy graduated from college, released multiple projects and became a successful entrepreneur pretty much all within HeartBound (incomplete) development?

He graduated art school but still, correct

 

[Urgunt]

Criticising his code is trendy right now, and the main message of these videos is that development is slow because he created an unmaintainable mess. Maldy is responding to this by saying that the code is not the reason, coding is actually the easy part. The real reason is writing, since it's so hard to authentically write maldy's characters. To me it seems like Mald is asking for a review of his writing. It's definitely not what he wants, but it's what he's asking for.
maldywriting-smaller.mp4

My two cents as someone who writes for fun is that yeah, writing takes a good amount of time, but there's something called a first draft. I've never fully developed a game but i've messed around with modding and the route i've always taken has been to create a first draft of all the writefaggotry, doesn't matter how cringey or poorly written or stupid it is, and make sure everything's in working order before going back and making the writing not shit. If Maldy has as much experience in writing as he does in programming, it'd make sense if he had no idea what a first draft was.

 

[Gas Snake]

I gotta say, he and Shaye really are looksmatched at the very least

Mald looks like an ugly lesbian, and Shaye looks like every single british twink that ever existed.

Congratulations on 'passing', Shaye! Those man-hands really go a long way.

 

[twinArmageddons]

any w40k fags?
i need clolor scheme that isnt blue, red or green
View attachment 7630893

the true and honest salamanders:
theyre flamed based but theyre green.

 

[Shekel Puff]

9 hours of streaming "game development", just keeps highlighting random shit in his little notepad with occasionally changing some numbers here and there. The guy is completely buck broken by criticism and he still can't pretend he is making an effort. I literally think the total amount of work he has done in 9 hours is maybe 5 minutes of copy pasting.

It's not even his game. This is a config for his Minecraft server. A tool that he did not develop, those are publicly available plugins that anyone can use and modify. He's just modifying variables in notepad. With a dark colour scheme to look more like an uber haxor.

any w40k fags?
i need clolor scheme that isnt blue, red or green
View attachment 7630893

White scars or Black Templars, they are the least blue, red or green and still iconic.

Also Imperial Fists, mostly yellow and black.

I looked into the game, and while it looks WAY too fucking gay for me, it looks like its good quality otherwise? On a pure coding and presentation level it looks capable.

I've played Here Comes Niko and it's a decently made platformer collectathon.
I would say it's a very fitting title if you're looking to introduce video games to a child, and you don't want them to get addicted to Minecraft or get cancer by playing Fortnite.
It's a cute little game with colorful animals where you jump around, collect things, help others, there are no real enemies so you essentially cannot fail, die, or get hurt (no game overs at all). And the music's nice.
Incidentally it's made by the same studio that released A Hat in Time, which was my personal GOTY of 2017.

 

[cigint]

So, years ago during Heartbound's "development" this guy Stijn wrote 100 songs for Heartbound AND released his own complete game which is significantly better than Heartbound and also complete.

 

[Huddinge]

I checked in a few times today and he was consistently hovering around and even dipping below 4k viewers. He's really bleeding viewers right now.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

the true and honest salamanders:
theyre flamed based but theyre green.

i already did templars
looks pretty good

together looks a bit akward but i hope its far enough so it will not be as noticeable

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Uploading full stream right now, almost there.
Edit: 8GB GoFile link

On the last hour or two it seems a bit choppy to me. Not sure if it's my player buffering or the file. Sorry if it ain't perfect.
Edit2: yeah from ~11h:37m onwards it's pretty much audio only for me. yt-dlp did his best.

 

[cigint]

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I guess he's having a sudden moment of clarity and talking about the remaining 30% of viewership that stuck around so far.

 

[Fat Nigga Fella]

I think we will hear the "writing" excuse more often, it's the "perfect" excuse for him and he managed to say "I'm shit at something" without having a narcissistic stroke.



The writing excuse works because then he can say something along the lines of: "Look at George RR Martin or Patrick Rothfuss, writing is hard, that's why I haven't finished the game yet"

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/game-development/the-new-uk-video-games-council-has-announced-its-members-including-reps-from-larian-studios-microsoft-and-non-profit-advocacy-groups-ukie-and-tiga/

Sorry to drop a bit of a black-pill, but the Lobbyists are getting together now. For what it's worth, PC Gamer isn't even trying to hide the names of these Lobbyists, nor who they work for.