DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
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Doody aside, ordering a brand new luggage is classic dsp. They've obviously traveled back to connecticut before so they already have some kind of luggage and they never travel or take vacations to the point where theirs should be damaged or worn out but fuck it, let's just buy all new stuff we'll never use again.
 
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unforseen circumstances.webp


Also, I think Phil has truly ruined goatees for me. I saw this evil little mushroom dude(game is Mongil: Star Dive)with a goatee and instantly thought of DSP.
everywhere i go is see him.webp
 
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Pattern Noticer said:
There's a fuckton of truck accidents near Tacoma, he'd fit right in.
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The Renton exit was always fucked when I'd drive through. Massive line of cars queuing back onto the highway. I could see philip driving home after a tacoma delivery and plowing his semi right on through because he was reading twit-ter.

The truck simulator streams were a unique blend of tism' and retardation. He would constantly fuck up by trying to reading chat while driving but there were also frequent over-sharing stories when he got bored.
 
Tom Went To The Mayor said:
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Also, I think Phil has truly ruined goatees for me. I saw this evil little mushroom dude(game is Azur Promilia)with a goatee and instantly thought of DSP.
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Don’t forget RTU and Jack Scalfani. I don’t know if it’s because of something in the water supply, but there’s definitely a connection between fat, entitled bastards who don’t know how to cook and goatees.
 
Tom Went To The Mayor said:
Did this quick edit, because I couldn't help myself.
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Also, I think Phil has truly ruined goatees for me. I saw this evil little mushroom dude(game is Azur Promilia)with a goatee and instantly thought of DSP.
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I made fun of his little animated pfp and fan art because it was just a dude with a goatee but honestly I'm the same way. Dante from Clerks is the classic example.

E: Hope I'm not PL but my old boss actually had a goatee and I swear on stack of five star Hogans he not only had gout (had to use a cane to walk) he also had the GNARLIEST snorts. And since he was the boss you just had to kind of ignore it. Because of this I actually thought GOUT caused nasel drip/snorting. I was like 18. He wasn't fat but he was balding and he got fired for fucking one of the femae employees. Pretty robust huh?
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
It looks like pictures Amazon leaves after my deliveries, and there's what looks like an Amazon bag above the Samsonite box. Which makes me wonder if Phil shared these pictures...
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they could just be old pics as well. doody whole internet identity is phil and, once he's gone, his views start to go down, so he needs something to bring some people back.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
It looks like pictures Amazon leaves after my deliveries, and there's what looks like an Amazon bag above the Samsonite box. Which makes me wonder if Phil shared these pictures...
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If someone ordered something to Phil's house then that person would get the delivery photo. Maybe doody or whoever he got the photo from ordered the smaller package that's on top of the luggage and came to the conclusion that the luggage is just sitting there because no one is home. I'm not saying anyone should do this but you could easily order some random cheap $1 item to be delivered to Phil's house each day and see if the packages are piling up when you get the photo for each delivery.
 
Coke Zero said:
If someone ordered something to Phil's house then that person would get the delivery photo. Maybe doody or whoever he got the photo from ordered the smaller package that's on top of the luggage and came to the conclusion that the luggage is just sitting there because no one is home. I'm not saying anyone should do this but you could easily order some random cheap $1 item to be delivered to Phil's house each day and see if the packages are piling up when you get the photo for each delivery.
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True, and I can believe there's mentally ill detractors that do send him shit regularly just to get these pictures.

I would assume the Samsonite box arrived before Phil left on this supposed trip, but it is consoomer Phil.
 
architect said:
DSP ordered a Samsonite suitcase a couple days before his trip. The driver left the package on DSP's doorstep and took a picture of the box to show that it was delivered successfully and undamaged. DSP goes missing for a few days and a detractor UPS employee decides to look up DSP's address in their system. They find the Samsonite suitcase order, take a screenshot of the delivery driver's picture and then send it to Doody, unsolicited. Doody then shares the picture on Twitter.

I seriously dislike Doody, but he really didn't do anything other than share the screenshot. From what I can gather, the people who are going off on moralfagging tirades don't really understand when that picture was taken or how Doody got it. Some people even seem to think that he or one of his dented agents went to DSP's house and took pictures of his porch.
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And what the source for this... Doody? A massive faggot who constantly gets caught making shit up because hes desperate for attention? Ok...

Seems like doody ordered shit to phils house himself so he could "leak" this info. If there is a secret UPS insider why hasnt UPS insider been showing what phil orders to his house for years?

Also why did he send a shitty blury delivery photo that the shipper would have access too? Why not send a picture of the adress, merchandise description, etc from the UPS internal application?
 
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