DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Iron Father said:
I don't even fully blame Doody he's just doing what keeps getting him views, I blame all the faggots that enable him and treat him like a legitimate source of detractor info. Retards like Stuttering Craig or the Kino Fagsino, the YouTube detractor community is subhuman and they prop that dented mongoloid up.
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Is memeology still dunking on phil by fucking with his internet?
 
Jose Cuervo said:
There’s a pattern with lolcow a-logs: they tend to be lolcows in their own right. Doody is just an obvious example from the Goutsphere.

I had that guy completely erased from my mind. If anyone’s morbidly curious, make sure you haven’t eaten in a while.
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Damn. You know I actually try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt when they try doing DSP slop. But that guy had to get put the fuck out fast. He sounds like Tommy C and looks like a black version of Phil and he's a nonce to top it all off.
 
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*Guile's Theme from Street fighter 2 plays softly in the background*

*Kssht* "Breaker breaker, this is Cockfag Shiteater requesting a pit stop, I've been on the road now for over 30 minutes now and my back is really starti-" *the cab starts shaking violently and a loud, repetitive thumping noise can be heard* "HUUUH WHATS HAPPENING??!? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!! KHAM AHN!" *kssht*

*kssht* "This is dispatch. Philip, it's been 6 days and you've barely made it out of Washington, that shipment of spoons was supposed to be in Stratford on Wednesday! Pit stop denied, over." *kssht*

*kssht* "That is such a cope bro. There's no way *SNORT* I'm behind. I've been driving 6 days a week FULL TIME an-" *the cab shakes wildly as Philip drives over the rumble strips AGAIN* "DOOD!!!! I'M TURNING THE WHEEL! LOOK!! THE LINES ARE CHEATING!!!" *throat clear* "Now guys, I've been a driving content creator for over 16 years now and driving simulators professionally for over 2 months so I think I...
 
Ayynon69 said:
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*Guile's Theme from Street fighter 2 plays softly in the background*

*Kssht* "Breaker breaker, this is Cockfag Shiteater requesting a pit stop, I've been on the road now for over 30 minutes now and my back is really starti-" *the cab starts shaking violently and a loud, repetitive thumping noise can be heard* "HUUUH WHATS HAPPENING??!? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!! KHAM AHN!" *kssht*

*kssht* "This is dispatch. Philip, it's been 6 days and you've barely made it out of Washington, that shipment of spoons was supposed to be in Stratford on Wednesday! Pit stop denied, over." *kssht*

*kssht* "That is such a cope bro. There's no way *SNORT* I'm behind. I've been driving 6 days a week FULL TIME an-" *the cab shakes wildly as Philip drives over the rumble strips AGAIN* "DOOD!!!! I'M TURNING THE WHEEL! LOOK!! THE LINES ARE CHEATING!!!" *throat clear* "Now guys, I've been a driving content creator for over 16 years now and driving simulators professionally for over 2 months so I think I...
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There's a fuckton of truck accidents near Tacoma, he'd fit right in.
 
Awssum Possum said:
Has anybody ever doxed Doody? I want to see what he looks like. I've always imagined him as a half-pajeet fat dude with glasses and long hair.
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There is no way he's actually older than Phil and/or has a son/daughter. I think that despite his seemingly utter retardation, he's at least smart enough to not put himself out there and gives wrong information on purpose to throw people off. After all, it's much easier to take people making fun of the children you don't have over the ones you do have.

We'd have to ask someone that was around when he livestreamed videogames back when he was a Wings troll, but then again, who the fuck was around that time?
I do remember that back then a few of Wings' trolls were trying to use the troll community to launch their own crappy gaming channels and naturally they all failed because they have even less charisma than the lolcow they cover (xbottle01 in particular was a standout, imagine a guy somehow fatter than Wings, black nail polish, fucking disgusting mop hair, literally had piss bottles lying around and acted like a tough guy wigger when people made fun of him). I'm sure that back then he said something that contradicts his current profile. My point is that the current Doody is just too convenient, don't you guys think?

He's retired, so he can explain why he obsesses over Phil the whole day.
He has a disabled child, so he's one-upped Phil's catson, also can't make fun of this kid.
He's older, so he's not some dumb kid and is actually more mature.

In reality, everything about Doody screams mid 20s. The "too cool to care" attitude, the e-girl dim light setup, the cringe Deviantart-tier OC avatar, the lingo that screams "this is how people talked ten years ago". I don't buy it, but sadly he's made sure to not leave anything behind, which makes sense given he's close with faggots like Snort Hogan who do dox people on the regular.
 
Damn its getting kind of quiet in here maybe Phil really is returning tomorrow after all
 
Has he ever been off from streaming this long, other than maybe when he went to CT to get married? The begging is going to reach new heights when he's back.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
You can watch the end of the marathon from Friday and it's pretty clear he knew he wasn't gonna be back on Monday. He also didn't even post his next scheduled streams on YouTube like he usually does either and I mean just look at him while he says he will be back monday "refreshed and renewed"

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Wtf are you saying Phil lied to us?
 
Shuma-Gorath said:
He's retired, so he can explain why he obsesses over Phil the whole day.
He has a disabled child, so he's one-upped Phil's catson, also can't make fun of this kid.
He's older, so he's not some dumb kid and is actually more mature.
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He just made up a persona specifically so he can deflect criticism. None of it is believable in the slightest. Retired millionaire with a family spending as much time on the internet trolling darksydephil as jobless World of Warcraft players spend grinding out raids.
 
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