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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,578 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,619
out of curiosity i looked up maldavius on the cord for old expired milk and someone actually posted the exact thing that maldy is going through



i didn;t know there was a name for that

I've only ever seen that used when the tall poppy is sufficiently tall from takes or opinions that come from a place of good intention, but just sperg'd out in public. For example, a new team member who knows their shit but won't shut the fuck up and draws more attention from management.

Mald does not know his shit.
 
Reminder that he not only pays the mods, he pays them full, living wages and then some.
They are not, in fact, doing it for free, they take their 9-5 very seriously.

insane_behavior.mp4

"So uhhhh I wanna talk about why Heartbound hasn't been updated in so long..."

Reads script about paying jannies to moderate a groomer discord server.

"So yeah! Hopefully that answers your questions about Heartbound's development. Bud."
 
Reminder that he not only pays the mods, he pays them full, living wages and then some.
They are not, in fact, doing it for free, they take their 9-5 very seriously.

insane_behavior.mp4
No wonder he still has bootlickers, they hope they'll be promoted to mod and get a living wage.

This is not just me snarking- but I genuinely don't get how his discord has 200 000 members. I guess his target audience are furries and teens who think being a hacker and gamedev is cool, even though nobody discusses Heartbound and it doesn't have a fandom.
 
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This graph kinda makes me think of that saddam hussein meme.
 
You joke, but then there's stuff like this:
1984.mp4
I'd say there's a non-zero chance some "authorizing" is currently going on in the Maldcord.
Didnt Pirates guild get owned soo hard that he kinda quit/jumped to hardcore wow/only fangs?

Also this dude who is working for mald on the blockgame. I just watched a stream clip. Is this dude even 18? He sounds like 15

Twitch Clip | Archive | Web Archive
 
You joke, but then there's stuff like this:
1984.mp4
I'd say there's a non-zero chance some "authorizing" is currently going on in the Maldcord.

Oh so he's still a pathologically power obsessed control-freak narcissist. EVE Maldavius hasn't changed.

Also this dude who is working for mald on the blockgame. I just watched a stream clip. Is this dude even 18? He sounds like 15

It's autism. I'm not even joking. Bad autism, not even the good kind. Speech patterns, lisp, confusing /r/ and /w/ phonemes, cadence. No wonder he's so cucked by Mald — he has no social awareness whatsoever.
 
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