🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 599 10.7%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 149 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,085 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,579 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,620
I just wonder if the lack of progress is due to being lazy or if it's because he's hit a roadblock and can't figure it out.
Neither, it's been stated many times in this thread that there is no real reason for Mald to ever finish his game. He is financially incentivized to keep it in development forever, it keeps his community thinking he is an epic indie game dev while he rakes in a ton of money streaming the dune mmo for 12 hours a day instead of actually working on his game.
 
I noticed his claims that he was some hacker for the Department of Energy
90% chance he did simulated phishing campaigns, essentially data entry work. Finger wagging at office staff for opening up his sneaky links. It's very eye rolling to imagine a no-coder, no-experience, no-certificate midwit like Jason doing anything all that interesting. He has no stories, oh no he can't tell you, he was a "red teamer" don't ya know.
 
Speaking of his minecraft MMO, a mana gem from it has just hit the figtree.
Pretty sure that post is referencing this incident, there are discord screenshots but no clips. The K from the Reddit post seems to line up with KanashiMachine from Mald's discord message.
Jason publicly shames Minecraft players for exploiting on his server
Looking through his stream from the days in question I couldn't find him talking about any of the incidents mentioned, however I did find these clips.

Here he is taking immense pleasure out of kicking a player from his server for fucking around with a spawn zone. His chat even calls him out for abusing his admin powers. He then manages to be shocked that people who play Minecraft, a sandbox game limited only by your own imagination, like to explore the limits of the game using their imagination.

Now this one's really good, he complains about how many emails he's getting and how that is stopping yandere simulator development, or wait no that's the other guy, Fagtree was complaining about how banning people takes up too much of his time that he can't get development done. Absolutely fucking shocked that 15 hoppers is able to "mess up the server" I genuinely cannot comprehend this.
 
No, you don't get it, this masterpiece would nave totally succeeded and changed the gaming industry™ if not for *checks notes* Enter the Gungeon:

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Wait, he says "Well, it started to and then... I believe Enter The Gungeon came out"

Enter The Gungeon release date: April 5, 2016
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Champions of Breakfast release date: June 23, 2016
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This nigga can't stop lying man.
 
Pretty sure that post is referencing this incident, there are discord screenshots but no clips. The K from the Reddit post seems to line up with KanashiMachine from Mald's discord message.

Looking through his stream from the days in question I couldn't find him talking about any of the incidents mentioned, however I did find these clips.

Here he is taking immense pleasure out of kicking a player from his server for fucking around with a spawn zone. His chat even calls him out for abusing his admin powers. He then manages to be shocked that people who play Minecraft, a sandbox game limited only by your own imagination, like to explore the limits of the game using their imagination.

Now this one's really good, he complains about how many emails he's getting and how that is stopping yandere simulator development, or wait no that's the other guy, Fagtree was complaining about how banning people takes up too much of his time that he can't get development done. Absolutely fucking shocked that 15 hoppers is able to "mess up the server" I genuinely cannot comprehend this.
Remember, when he was on AoC. He said he likes to hold people to a "standard of etiquette" on MMOs. I.e. He's a control furfag freak.
 
>the worst fucking button I've ever fucking seen holy shit
I was about to tell you to stop being a pretentious faggot because we've all written quick one off code and nobody really cares about HTML, BUT LMAO THAT BUTTON GOT ME. Is it 1999 again?
Notch CONFIRMED he was indeed shit talking pirate soft, and indeed 100% supports SKG.
I bought Minecraft around 10 times (myself, gf, kids, friends of kids) many years ago, I believe right when the multiplayer combat code was released. Then Mojang sold Minecraft to Microsoft; Microsoft demanded all Mojang accounts be converted to Microsoft accounts, MS account creation was bugged as hell and wanted phone verification for every account, the deadline passed, all non-migrated accounts were deleted... and now I own Minecraft 1x despite having bought it 10x.

Shut the fuck up, Notch.
 
>the worst fucking button I've ever fucking seen holy shit1751997156596.webp

I was about to tell you to stop being a pretentious faggot because we've all written quick one off code and nobody really cares about HTML, BUT LMAO THAT BUTTON GOT ME. Is it 1999 again?


I just realized, he's using GIFs for his buttons. Using WebP? Using CSS? That's insane behavior, dude.
 
This nigger really out here showing the entire section of Mald of Mold's video in his without any fucking commentary. God do I hate YongYea, keep reading out those tweets and giving your shitty easy-pleasing takes.
I fucking hated him the moment he would cover any form of negative news about crypto and act like an authority on it. Drove me up the wall.
 
I bought Minecraft around 10 times (myself, gf, kids, friends of kids) many years ago, I believe right when the multiplayer combat code was released. Then Mojang sold Minecraft to Microsoft; Microsoft demanded all Mojang accounts be converted to Microsoft accounts, MS account creation was bugged as hell and wanted phone verification for every account, the deadline passed, all non-migrated accounts were deleted... and now I own Minecraft 1x despite having bought it 10x.

Shut the fuck up, Notch.
That's not Notch's fault, tho. It sucks, but who would say no to 5 Billion dollars for some cube game?
 
This thread is still steamrolling towards 1k.
It really is because he couldn't shut the fuck up. What is it with egoists and their inability to shut the fuck up?
Thank god for it cause it always makes them exposed for what they are.

I wonder if there's any psychology research on this topic. But how would you even search for something like that? Do you find a veterinarian who specializes in ferret anal impact surgery and ask them "is it normal for my lolcow to pretend to be retarded all the time?"
Mald strikes me as one of those faggots who growing up would play make believe / pretend with the other kids and could never lose. He would always do a "no I have this power." Or "I have this power" and keep one upping situations. Just being an insufferable faggot.

Is Thor actually autistic? I don't mean like the "completely stupid" use of that term, I mean genuinely autistic. The amount of hate he's gotten could have been entirely abated if he just said "Shit, I completely misread the initiative. I fucked up. Insane behavior chat." Instead, he's not only refusing to change his mind but he's not doing the almost surefire way to get an internet hate mob away from you; leaving the internet for two weeks. I guess his pride won't let the big bad bullies chase him away?
Worse he's a sociopath. This is just psychopathic behavior dude.
He is not a good person. There is no excuse to be given.

> It literally doesn't matter
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"Hope that helps"

Edit: kinda funny how he says "working on THE GAME". The word "Heartbound" probably gives him chills by now.
Ahahahahaha.
Its just so fucking good.

Doesn't this sound just like THIS, but way fucking gayer, and music not even in the same BALLPARK???
Second I read that description thought of Risk of Rain. I didn't even know he had this slop sitting out there.
He really is a fuckin trend chaser except he's crawling on the ground in terms of speed.
>"develop.games"
>reality
>do not develop games
>make an arg instead
>???
>profit(?)

If he is this invested in his gay little puzzle, why not just go all in instead of making this weird game around it. Insane behavior, honestly.
Because he doesn't know how to make an actual puzzle. Look at heart bound and its puzzles. They're literally "flip switch on" and "Move block"
Not even puzzles, they're tasks.

Even the name "Pirate Software" is stolenborrowed:
I am sure he never asked.
The guy probably mentioned it in passing "Yeah if you want to fuck with an SEO you could name yourself something people search for and they'd just get you instead. Like How to Pirate Software." There is nothing original about Mald. He is through and through an impostor. He has no identity outside of weird creepy sex pest and sociopath liar.
 
Having just seen that screenshot from second life right above the ikea gnome... He likes that gnome because it kinda looks like dog dick, doesn't he... (:_( I'm gonna be sick. Furfags need to be put down.
 
I have never not will I ever participate in a ARG but isn't the whole idea that it's supposed to be a "secret"?

The narrative and overall story of the game should be so good that your community want to start investigating by themselves.
Small hints here and there leading to look closer at the code leading to a forum post and then to the community coming together with a sense of accomplishment, finding and solving a hidden mystery.

But this retard just go "BuT MuH Arrrrrrgh! Here's the code for it, not like you was gonna he able to solve it anyway since I'm too smart for you"
What the fuck is this?! How do you, at the ripe age of 38, get to be so retarded that you do THIS *gesturing vaguely at Jason*.

I know if he would to be asked it would be "people been attacking me and my code non stop. Completely insane behavior dude. I had to tell them it was a ARG"
But, he been giving up the ARG aspect this entire time right? Since you know, undertale did it.

I am literally so confused
 
Maybe he shouldn't follow people around on his gay "MMO" server like a fucking creeper:
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I can't handle this cunt talking. He is not normal. The way he talks about his moderation practices, how many people he banned, I can't fucking handle it. It's like listening to that one 13 year old kid who just learned that there are rogues in DnD, so he decided to play as the "coolest edgiest antihero ever". If he wasn't playing currently on stream (which requires both hands) while he was saying that I would believe that below the waist he was jerking off at the thought of how cool he sounds.
"Well... guess what... *smirks from under his super-cool hood* We have... THREE... moderators now... *teleports behind you, unsheathes katana*"
And I probably WOULD be willing to accept such behaviour if this was some 16 year old YouTuber/streamer who is doing this in between classes or something. But this guy is OVER THIRTY YEARS OLD. Yet he keeps acting like this. Says a lot about what kind of audience he's trying to impress (or rather the audience's average age).
 
I can't handle this cunt talking. He is not normal. The way he talks about his moderation practices, how many people he banned, I can't fucking handle it. It's like listening to that one 13 year old kid who just learned that there are rogues in DnD, so he decided to play as the "coolest edgiest antihero ever". If he wasn't playing currently on stream (which requires both hands) while he was saying that I would believe that below the waist he was jerking off at the thought of how cool he sounds.
"Well... guess what... *smirks from under his super-cool hood* We have... THREE... moderators now... *teleports behind you, unsheathes katana*"
And I probably WOULD be willing to accept such behaviour if this was some 16 year old YouTuber/streamer who is doing this in between classes or something. But this guy is OVER THIRTY YEARS OLD. Yet he keeps acting like this. Says a lot about what kind of audience he's trying to impress (or rather the audience's average age).
His whole idea of moderation is fucking retarded. Instead of realising you have shit rules and unbalanced mechanics, you punish players for trying to make it fair for themselves or make it easier to grind something so they can do anything else. Insane behavior, furfag.
 
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