💪 Tough Guys Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[The Nothingness]

Has Bob danced on the graves of dead Texans, including children, yet?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Has Bob danced on the graves of dead Texans, including children, yet?

He's waiting for the group concensus on what to think before he vomits his textual diarrhea. I'm sure internally he's jumping for joy, though.

 

[The Nothingness]

He's waiting for the group concensus on what to think before he vomits his textual diarrhea. I'm sure internally he's jumping for joy, though.

This might be a preview of the consensus.

 

[Positron]

06Jul#01

Has Bob danced on the graves of dead Texans, including children, yet?

Not exactly, but his pals do.

06Jul#02a
Bad storm in Texas causing widespread flood (A&N); more than 20 students who went camping are missing. I trust you are smart enough to figure out how liberals would react to Texas's flood too.

With Liberal Empathy (TM), of course.

06Jul#02b
Bobby, in addition, does a little bit of "Would somebody think of the children?" grandstanding.


06Jul#03a
Conspiracy nuts are astir.


06Jul#03b
No prize guessing what that country is. (If you absolutely need a hint: it has a "castle")

Do you have "treating real life as if it were pop culture" in your bingo card today?

06Jul#03c
SitcomReality (what a descriptive term for Bobby's worldview!) is the latest in the line of "stalkers".


06Jul#03d


06Jul#04
Someone mentioned "Daffy Duck" Arkle, and speaking of the devil!

Only one of them is evil.

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06Jul#05
Illegals aren't the threat to America; YOU ARE.


06Jul#06
Some prostitute from NYMag seduced Jr. for scoops.


06Jul#07


06Jul#08
Trump defunds summer camps for kids. Somewhere, a pedophile is crying.

06Jul#09
Trump to Steve Scalise after the latter survived a shooting attempt, "I’ve seen a lot of wives that uh, you know, they don’t seem to be so concerned in those situations. That’s the kind of wife you don’t want. But you have a great, beautiful wife who was really there".

Here's the video. Trump is borderline incoherent and I don't know what Bobby finds so funny about.

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06Jul#10b


06Jul#11
After Musk, Joe Rogan might have a little disagreement with Trump.


06Jul#12


06Jul#13
Jeet


06Jul#14

I don't know what is the "Cremieux 'race science' incident"; Google suggests it has something to do with the oily jeet from NYC so I have zero interest.

06Jul#15


06Jul#16
@Ralph Barnhardt, this is for you.

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06Jul#17

06Jul#18
Another video Bobby does for Seth Decker.

06Jul#19a
MCU's Blade, and the hypothetical scenario of what would have happened to MCU if covid hadn't happened.


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06Jul#20


06Jul#21
Dinosaurs. But Bobby wants to talk about capeshit and autocrat more.

I posted the video two days ago (04Jul#36)

06Jul#22

The "International Star Agency" is a scam that lets you name a star after your dog for the low, low price of $34.90 and up. This is the cuck who bought it for Hamill.

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06Jul#23
Bobby is anticipating Film Twitter's reaction to Nolan's Odyssey.

I don't think the Christian God fucks everything that moves like Zeus does.

06Jul#24
Pedro Pascal is having another attack of TDS.


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06Jul#30a

I don't mind bean sprout hamburger, but I doubt Bobby would find it very filling.

06Jul#30b

When I think of "North Shore thing" I think Gavin Bryars.

Excuse me. You see it's been a long trudge and I need a music break.

06Jul#31
Ollie Lennard is horny about men's cheekbones.

 

[Flexo]

This might be a preview of the consensus.
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Because the NOAA was always 100% accurate before the cuts? If I dig into the history, I'll never find instances of warning issues before now?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Because the NOAA was always 100% accurate before the cuts? If I dig into the history, I'll never find instances of warning issues before now?

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You can't expect much from these people. The computer told them what they wanted to hear so that means it must be true. If you could figure out a way to convince them that jumping off a bridge would end the climate crisis and save all the illegals being deported they'd be queueing up in a nanosecond to do their part. They've completely given up on critical thinking or thinking in general as long as the computer confirms their existing bias.

 

[Flexo]

You can't expect much from these people. The computer told them what they wanted to hear so that means it must be true. If you could figure out a way to convince them that jumping off a bridge would end the climate crisis and save all the illegals being deported they'd be queueing up in a nanosecond to do their part. They've completely given up on critical thinking or thinking in general as long as the computer confirms their existing bias.

Like my favorite webcomic on the singularity. Instead of making machines better, let's just make people worse.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Because the NOAA was always 100% accurate before the cuts? If I dig into the history, I'll never find instances of warning issues before now?

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And why is this being approached like funding and staff cuts proportionally translate to outcomes? That's not even how it works! This isn't a video game!

 

[Mola Ram]

And why is this being approached like funding and staff cuts proportionally translate to outcomes? That's not even how it works! This isn't a video game!

Because they want to terrorize people into demanding the cuts be rescinded.

It's only in Trump's second term that I've truly begun to understand the foam-flecked mania about him: he's determined to end the gravy train. Zombies like Bob just want to be told who to hate.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Or "Out! Out! Damn spot!" would also get a laugh if uttered in stressful situations. It wasn't until years later I learned it was an allusion to mental breakdown after you fail to get away with Regicide.

My first dog was named Spot specifically so my mom could open the back door and yell "Out, out, Damned spot!".

 

[Flexo]

Because they want to terrorize people into demanding the cuts be rescinded.

It's only in Trump's second term that I've truly begun to understand the foam-flecked mania about him: he's determined to end the gravy train. Zombies like Bob just want to be told who to hate.

This is largely why I've become kind of black pilled. I've heard too long from people that "we need to trim out waste" or "I wish we could elect an outsider".

Basically literally everything Trump is I've heard left and right both beg for. And now that they've got him, I'm now hearing those same people bitch about him.

So now I've learned that it won't matter. The second anybody gets close to trying to actually fix anything they claim to want fixed, the media will train them like little seals to absolutely hate that person and tear them apart. You want to know why nothing gets fixed? Look in the damn mirror.

 

[TowinKarz]

06Jul#02a
Bad storm in Texas causing widespread flood (A&N); more than 20 students who went camping are missing. I trust you are smart enough to figure out how liberals would react to Texas's flood too.

They believe, at the same time, that the victims don't deserve help AND that you and all of MAGAdom aren't doing enough to help.

Which one is it? Boys?


In their world? It's not the cat that's locked in the box with the poison... it's the whole concept of empathy that's both alive and dead for them at once.

My first dog was named Spot specifically so my mom could open the back door and yell "Out, out, Damned spot!".

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now he's gone [/Stephen Wright]

 

[JayHarrison]

[2025.07.06-01]

In Moviebob's case, Bob doesn't know or care about X (whci I'll address later), Bob most likely only cares about which Marvel movie is comingscheduled for release.

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Has Bob danced on the graves of dead Texans, including children, yet?

Wouldn't surprise me at all if Moviebob, in all Bob's despicability, is drinking in celebration after seeing children of MAGA parents dying.

Not exactly, but his pals do.

Because the NOAA was always 100% accurate before the cuts? If I dig into the history, I'll never find instances of warning issues before now?

The preictability of weather events are rarely accurate. I don't remember the what I saw or when I saw it, but I seem to recall watching a video/TV program discussing that the odds of a tornado forecast actually being accurate are only about 35%

You can't expect much from these people. The computer told them what they wanted to hear so that means it must be true. [...] They've completely given up on critical thinking or thinking in general as long as the computer confirms their existing bias.

A-yup.

[2025.07.06-02a] Bad storm in Texas causing widespread flood (A&N); more than 20 students who went camping are missing. I trust you are smart enough to figure out how liberals would react to Texas's flood too.

Some of the worst of the worst:

• Ruh-roh Texas. Whatcha gonna do? There's no FEMA to pick you up by your bootstrap. They gave it all to ICE.
• I'm kinda happy that the National Weather Service gave incorrect prediction when it came to how much rain would fall--especially since the best and brightest from that org were let go due to DOGE, Elon and Trump. Texas deserves the flooding.
• Cry harder. Texas deserves it.
• It's not awful. It's what Texas deserves.
• Texas deserves every food god [sic] has spoken and it hates Texas.
• The people in Texas voted for government services controlled by Donald Trump and Greg Abbott. This is exactly what they're getting. (shown below)
• Good, I'm [sic] glad! Did it take rogan [sic] with it too? I can only hope. Texas deserves it! Its gods [sic] will of course. Thats [sic] what god [sic] would have wanted right republicans [sic]? Hahahaha my empathy for these red rednack reject states is ZERO. So fuck em. I hope more come. Lets [sic] start the hurricanes!
• Here was Greg Abbott's chance to look intelligent. Instead he starts by invoking God. God may not exist. And if he does, he sent the flooding. And if there's any place that deserves it, it's hellhole Texas.

>> Nazibob has entered the chat.

Go fuck yourself, Bob. Preferably with an angry pufferfish.

[2025.07.06-02b] Bobby, in addition, does a little bit of grandstanding.

Because Moviebob.

Seriously, Bob...

GO...
FUCK...
YOUR...
SELF!!!​

They believe, at the same time, that the victims don't deserve help AND that you and all of MAGAdom aren't doing enough to help.

Which one is it? Boys?

Exactly. E-X-actly.

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Even more Nazibob:

[2025.07.06-03a] Conspiracy nuts are astir.

@sitcomreality is correct. Moviebob is one of the very last creatures on Earth who should speak about anything regarding (inter)national political affairs.

[2025.07.06-03b] No prize guessing what that country is. (If you absolutely need a hint: it has a "castle")

Given this is Nazibob we're talking about... Poland?

Do you have "treating real life as if it were pop culture" in your bingo card today?

Nope.

[2025.07.06-03c] SitcomReality (what a descriptive term for Bobby's worldview!)...

I would've figured it would have been Superiyaa Reaality...

...is the latest in the line of "stalkers".

Or, as reality calls them, whistleblowers.

@sitcomreality: "...u're [sic] pointing at foreigners."

Well, duh. Moviebob has always been pointing at foreigners. Moviebob literally lives in Dumbfucksitan.

Moviebob: "...nobody but the WEIRDEST Republicans care about the 'pledge of allegiance' in America..."

Recall Moviebob making the claim Positron's first image that "people don't know or care about ___". Obviously, Bob is trying ot have it both ways. I care about is, and I have no problem reciting because, unlike Moviebob, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation (under God), indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

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[2025.07.06-05] Illegals aren't the threat to America; YOU ARE.

"A population that's misinformed, misled, and too afraid to question the people clinging to power."

In other words, the Moviebobs of the world.

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[2025.07.06-07]

Reposted my Moviebob, malignant brain tumor.

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[2025.07.06-09] Trump to Steve Scalise after the latter survived a shooting attempt, "I’ve seen a lot of wives that [...] don’t seem to be so concerned in those situations. That’s the kind of wife you don’t want. But you have a great, beautiful wife who was really there".

Oof. Unforced error on Trump's part.

Trump is borderline incoherent and I don't know what Bobby finds so funny about.

Because Trump's incoherence speaks down to Moviebob's intellectual level? I dunno.

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[2025.07.06-11] After Musk, Joe Rogan might have a little disagreement with Trump.

Rogan's never gonna be your friend ater several years of defaming him, Bob.

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[2025.07.06-30a]

I don't mind bean sprout hamburger, but I doubt Bobby would find it very filling.

I doubt Moviebob would eat the bean sprouts. They're only empty vitamins and minerals.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Texas as MAGA country is such a dated stereotype too. It's borderline purple. It also is very funny that libs love Dolly Parton so much and then fantasize about her being killed in her home

If Bob was British, he'd probably be a hardcore Doctor Who fan instead.

You've just described MrTardis, a more obscure lolcow who has a thread here that died out because which is a shame because he is interesting. I could've sworn he plagiarized Bob's reviews, but he stopped reviewing movies in order to become a full time Doctor Who shill

 

[Koby_Fish]

Given this is Nazibob we're talking about... Poland?

naw, Russia. Cuz "Tetris Castle" (St. Basil's)

 

[Arthur Morgan]

06Jul#27

If only Bob had actually written something, then we could tell how accurately this statement is bullshit. And the few drawings we have from him are just recolors of Mario characters. The only piece of fiction we know about is that Nintendo fan fic that no one can find.

I wish he'd gotten into webcomics and tried to make his own, because you just know if would have been so hilariously bad. And like Linkara, he would be dismissing all negativity as 'haters gonna hate'.

 

[Positron]

07Jul#01

So Republicans want it, and Democrats, Thinkers they are, think it might help their chances, so why not DO IT NOW?

07Jul#02
I presume Musk's America Party wants it too.


07Jul#03

Why is BeijingPalmer so homophobic?

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07Jul#04a
SitcomReality (06Jul#03) and Bobby block each other. Fortunately they haven't talked to each other much, but Bobby's cronies have been attacking SitcomReality with gusto, and having delivered their payload, immediately blocking him (a platform by cowards, for cowards). Ergo I can't piece the convos together.


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07Jul#04c
I put all these under one "blocked post" for convenience. It doesn't necessarily mean that the retards are replying to the same SitcomReality post.


07Jul#04d

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07Jul#05

We already have a film about "dinosaurs multiplying on the mainland and invading cities", directed by Alfred Hitchcock, no less!

07Jul#06
Bobby has a wacky idea about what the Jurassic franchise can do next.


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07Jul#08
Old Miyazaki.


07Jul#09
"Poptimism". Troon says what?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

The only "bug" in E.T. isn't even a bug, it's just that they didn't give a lot of leeway to escape a pit because of how fallingin one works. Even then, the manual states clearly enough the best way to get out of a pit. The general public was pretty OK with it at the time and there were far shittier games if you're using that one as the bar.

I still don't really know where the "worst game in the world" line comes from, aside from people who never owned a console til long after less limited machines came out. Actually, probably someone like Blobert.

The line comes from the game being so inscrutable.

I was 10 the first time a friend had that game and I tried it. There was no indication in the game of where to go or what to do if you didn't have the manual at hand. The pit thing was maddening, the structure was obtuse, and you have to keep in mind that the game came out at the peak of the arcade boom, on a system where almost every game was a simple, arcade-style pick-up-and-play game, even if it didn't originate in the arcade.

Every kid who played ET judged it against their favorites and in context, it WAS the worst game ever. As people aged out of gaming, the memory of how bad ET was in the minds of people who didn't keep up with gaming to know there were worse things out there, it was the pinnacle of suck.

Just editing to add that ET had the second-highest print run of any 2600 cartridge except Pac-Man, of which they actually made more carts than systems sold in the history of the platform, and when it hit the bargain bin, every kid I knew who had an Atari 2600 ended up with a $2.99 copy of ET from a parent or well-intentioned relative. One kid at school had five copies gifted to him. The market penetration for most bad games back then was in the 4-digit range while there were hundreds of thousands of copies of ET, so not everyone knew about some of the obscure trash, but you can bet your ass everyone had either played ET or knew someone who had and were aware of how bad it was.

 

[TowinKarz]

07Jul#06
Bobby has a wacky idea about what the Jurassic franchise can do next.

Only a matter of time now before we get his elevator pitch for his Care Bears/Paradise Lost crossover, except, they also fight dinosaurs!

Frighteningly? His idea sounds more and more plausible as time goes on only because the leadership of Hollywood is in a death spiral of not just creativity but basic competency of plot construction.

I was 10 the first time a friend had that game and I tried it. There was no indication in the game of where to go or what to do if you didn't have the manual at hand. The pit thing was maddening, the structure was obtuse, and you have to keep in mind that the game came out at the peak of the arcade boom, on a system where almost every game was a simple, arcade-style pick-up-and-play game, even if it didn't originate in the arcade.

Every kid who played ET judged it against their favorites and in context, it WAS the worst game ever. As people aged out of gaming, the memory of how bad ET was in the minds of people who didn't keep up with gaming to know there were worse things out there, it was the pinnacle of suck.

LIke the Yugo was to cars or Windows ME was to operating systems, it was the perfect mix of a bad product that also sold well enough on launch that people actually had a good chance to have seen/driven one.

There were plenty of shovelware-tier titles or merchandise tie-in games in my 2600 collection that came from fly by night developers that were lazy, boring or incomprehensible even with instructions (and to be fair some good ones too) that if you mentioned to the kids at school the next day about the high score you got last night in them? They wouldn't know what you were talking about . But, if you mentioned E.T.? They knew exactly since they had a copy of it too, so did their neighbor, their cousin and everyone in-between.

And it was just a very disharmonious title for all the mentioned reasons.

Even the scoring system ran in opposition to conventional game wisdom.

Unlike other 2600 titles where there was a clear win condition? Or winning was impossible, it was only a question of how high you can run up your score before you die the last time or the clock runs out? E.T. expected you to win, and started you off with 10,000 points (okay, 9,999 due to memory limitations, whatever) But EVERYTHING you did would then cost you some of those points. Move around? Lose some, Fall in a pit? Lose some Use your levitation powers to get out? Lose some. The whole goal was to finish with as much of your points stockpile still intact. This meant the whole premise of fun was cut out from under players right at the start because it tried to incentivize efficiency.

Which works for adults in a real-time-strategy or simulation game, to see planning and managing for the future pay off.

But for an 8 year old just looking to have fun and who hated cleaning their room? Incentivizing ending the game as quickly as possible was rapid-onset tedium.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

The other big factor in the legend of ET for the 2600 is this:

Consider some of the fun and exciting things that happened in the movie, and there are tons of possibilities for a fun game. You could have made a game where you play as Elliot on his bike dodging hazards and the FBI to get ET back to the saucer. You could have made a hide-and-seek game out of keeping mom from finding ET, you could have made a fucking shooter where you control the mothership coming to get ET for fuck's sake. ANY of those would have had far more potential to please the target audience. Even a half-ass Pac-Man clone with ET eating Reese's Pieces would have been popular.

Instead, Warshaw got high as giraffe nuts and gave us something legendary for not only being un-fun, it also helped kill the company he made it for and set back the home console industry for years. (Yes, I know Atari didn't go under, but Warner Brothers sold the company off for a loss to appease rightfully angry shareholders after ET and Pac-Man hit back-to-back, and if WB hadn't owned Atari at the time, the financial fallout WOULD have killed them outright.)