🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,084 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,576 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,613
2014-2015 is when I noticed everything about society started to shit for the worst. I'm '99 born, so oldest of Gen Z (more of the microgen between Millennial and Z). 2014-2015 I was freshman/sophomore in highschool and everything felt like shit. I was growing up in the magic of the 1990s wake and 2000s. I mean that's just my opinion, but that world that I knew was there, then fucking gone. Hipster and minimalist culture was suddenly fucking everywhere and felt like the most retarded shit during the 2010s.

The young Gen Z born after me and alpha are fucking retards. Genuine retards in a lot of cases.
I always saw it as the second obama administration. people are a lot more willing to admit he was a terribly abusive president these days. The first 4 years people were people riding on the high of the first black president and finally getting that dirtbag Bush out of office. But by the time 2012 rolled around he had already started three new conflicts in middle eastern countries without even pulling out of afghanistan, ran roughshod over the domestic economy with strict regulations in nearly every sector, and refused to increase minimum wage. the culture projected by the media and government during this period was absolutely fucking mind numbing, legitimately dumber than any shit people complain about today, because it was just the same gay nigger progressivism you see today but with a cudgel. it was an extremely authoritarian administration.

The hipster movement was a direct consequence of obama slamming on the fucking brakes during a period of massive cultural and technological upheval. teenagers at the time were desperate for new things and new ideas - smartphones were just starting to get big, computers were more powerful than ever, fiber internet was starting to roll out, and yet everything was still just derivative of the same boring yuppie shit from the 80's that people were really starting to getting tired of. Look at the most critically acclaimed video games of 2008 and then 2012. like mass effect, gears of war, rock band, or call of duty ware all new things that compromised between what gamers found cool and what parents would buy for their kids and by 2012 it was legitimately just ultra-low-risk products with a light dusting of progressive woo to make themselves look good.

when when pop culture turned into aggressive low effort maintenance agitprop, ceelo green gurgling into an auto-tuned microphone and old women sucking off how good culture was when the beatles were around, it's no wonder the youth turned into bohemian hipsters and started doing ketamine. it's most certainly obama's fault
 
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This fucking cunt.... you know what this is?

Imagine PS is a mechanic and has his own garage and workers under him. Now, you bring a car and say how you'd exchange the current headlights for slightly more tinted ones. Jason looks at you confused, then says in a irritated tone "thats a dumb fucking idea. Stupid fucking idea. In fact, these lights you have currently also suck. Only someone like you would buy a car with those lights." then, one of the customers in Malds garage who overheard him agrees and smashes your light, after which Jason says "Oh, sorry! Don't write a google review how one of my customers fucked up your light, my team will fix it." then after fixing your lights for the ones you proposed he says "You're welcome. Couldn't have done it without me. That'll be 200$"
 
Very intelligent discussions going on in malds discord
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Nigger cattle will sooner believe in an AI related conspiracy theory than an individuals right to be entitled to a product they purchased with their well earned money (or in Malds case daddy's/YTs/Twitch money)

If he is not joking that is. If it is a joke.... whatever humor is subjective idk
 
(6 minute timestamp) what the fuck....Mald: "I work on it[heartbound] 4 hours a day and 16 hours on wednesdays and thursdays"
The whole 6+ segment is pretty funny. "Of course the game sucks, you're an asshole to the devs!". He's not even trying anymore :story:

LMFAO HAHAHA WHY WOULD YOU EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT?
I doubt he can keep track of all the bullshit he says. This fucker lies so much he himself probably can't tell WTF is true anymore.
 
I doubt he can keep track of all the bullshit he says. This fucker lies so much he himself probably can't tell WTF is true anymore.
If Mald approached me and said "hey, dude." I'd go to the toilet to check if I am a dude or dudette. Just to be sure.
 
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DOES HE EVEN KNOW HOW SWITCH STATEMENTS WORK?
Fuck you, I'm refactoring your shit code.

JavaScript:
//Magic numbers unite. Only refactoring one if statement, since it's just the same.
if(global.left_key_pressed){
    switch(selected_button){
        case 0:
        case 4:
        case 6:{
            selected_button = 1;
            break;
        };
        case 2:
        case 3:
        case 5:{
            selected_button = 4;
            break;
        };
        case 1:{
            selected_button = 8
            break;
        };
        case 7:{
            selected_button = 3
            break;
        };
        case 8:{
            selected_button = 6
            break;
        };
    }
};

//You can see that none of cases actually correspond with the value it's changed to.
//If the code starts with 0, it will be turned into a 1.
//This 1 will then turn into a 4.
//This 4 will then turn into a 3.
//This 3 will then turn into a 7.
//This 7 will then turn into 1. Loop!

//This is utterly benign and I don't know why in the fuck this would ever be used.
Literally this meme:
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It's aggravating how many YouTubers that cover it just get basic things about SKG wrong. Can't even be bothered to read the FAQ.
I think 'the algorithm' turns YouTubers dumber and dumber over time, it slowly melts their brains.
 
The more screengrabs I see from Maldcord the more i realize that he will get away with not posting updates, or adding # or $ into the game as "monthly update" those people are to reatarded to realize how mych they are getting fucked over.
 
"Reforming intellectual property law is what's REALLY important!"

Than you should support Stop Killing Games. Because this is what creates incentives for companies to step back from heavy-handed enforcement of their IPs in regard to modding and dedicated servers. It becomes cheaper and easier to just let people run the game themselves without risk of getting DMCA'd or sued for IP infringement. There's less incentive for companies to use state authority to enforce IP restrictions if it helps solve a problem they have.

This is probably a lot funnier if you actually know shit about how code works. I don't so I'm lost ):
 
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