🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

hes a car driving down the wrong side of the road and angry and confused why everyone else is is on the wrong side causing him problems

Pretty apt analogy. He's got a backseat full of kids while he does it (discord stans).

I could never have imagined that Jason would be burning down like this.

Admittedly I only started hating this dude after what he did to Ross. I can only imagine how satisfying it must be to hate this nigger from the start and see it escalate so far, so fast. Enjoy.

Looks like some guy got muted for an hour for making a harmless joke. Actual fucking dictatorship over there, yikes.

More delusion.

That's just not true. Even though there's verifiable evidence of him misunderstanding SKG and disliking things that SKG doesn't even want, he's just going to pretend that evidence doesn't exist. Typical gaslighter/narcassist shit.

It appears that it's bullshit unless you believe people are paying for early access and playing his game for hours just so they can leave a credible bad review.

The opposite actually appears to be happening. I've seen a few 0.3 hour, 1 sentence positive reviews ever since Penguinz0's video. Pathetic.

I hope that shit is true. lmao.

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

contrarians...

 

[Just_A_guy]

Just dropping this here.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Jason making an ARG? Yeah fucking right. You expect me to believe the same guy who looked up answers to Animal Well was trying to make a community centered puzzle project? Fuck off.

ARGs are nothing but puzzles. Some are pretentious references to Greek shit or the Bible. Some are well thought out give and take scenarios where some autist goes out and digs up and some shit because they know the 72nd digit of pi. I sincerely doubt that Jason could make an ARG, let alone make a good one. It would reek of his smug energy throughout and he'd probably fuck up somehow allowing some anon to just solve it all in one night.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

There are enough faggots like him at Defcon. Good riddance.

 

[MercuryMan]

this is a really big deal actually
he was going to profit off the success of Ashes of Creation, i think its the reason he kicked off such a stink at the time because he believed he was untouchable with his reputation and SKG was going to directly hurt his wallet.
10 months later and its all over, his reputation, his career, and it all his fault as much as he will tell you otherwise
eat shit and die
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Until he starts laying off his paid jannies I won't say his streamer career is tanking.

If he had an actual PR team instead of manifesting his fragile ego on Twitter of all places, he could of easily saved face.
His constant bragging about Blizzard in past content was just a nail waiting to be hammered.
Blizzard just happens to be at the top of the AAA shit list.
No one's gonna believe "I'm not a corpo shill" when you rep Blizzard. What a retard.

 

[Mossy Trash Panda]

Not once ever and in fact he is only doing this because he loves some of them even. He has said it would be a crime against gaming if we were to lose the ability to play something like The Secret World, a live service game.

Raise your hand if you would like The Secret World remade to wrap up the OG's cliffhanger, or at least some private servers to go up for the original game.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Jason making an ARG? Yeah fucking right. You expect me to believe the same guy who looked up answers to Animal Well was trying to make a community centered puzzle project? Fuck off.

He would screw it up, but how exactly? Does he steal the puzzles from other existing ARGs but do it wrong and make the puzzle un-solvable? Does he try to make his own puzzle but make it way too easy? Does he get someone else to do it and take all the credit?

 

[bremer]

this is a really big deal actually
he was going to profit off the success of Ashes of Creation, i think its the reason he kicked off such a stink at the time because he believed he was untouchable with his reputation and SKG was going to directly hurt his wallet.
10 months later and its all over, his reputation, his career, and it all his fault as much as he will tell you otherwise
eat shit and die
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"The hate machine started attacking all of the games being published by offbrand."
So...all one of them? Only Rivals 2 got backlash and very likely because it's both a live-service game and the previously mentioned skin where a portion of the profits went to him.
Aethermancer's discussions are about the game, the (demo) reviews are Overwhelmingly Positive with no mentions of SKG or Jason, and same goes for Bonnie Bear Saves Frogtime (though reviews are only Very Positive there due to the low numbers). How can this faggot lie so much and why lie about such an easily checkable thing?

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

New thread theme.
Suffah mald.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

How can this faggot lie so much and why lie about such an easily checkable thing?

Those cretins in his discord are not going to fact check him, and from what I've seen the place is an authoritarian dictatorship. If any of them did connect the dots, they'd be descended upon and told to stop "trolling."

 

[Jaimas]

this is a really big deal actually
he was going to profit off the success of Ashes of Creation, i think its the reason he kicked off such a stink at the time because he believed he was untouchable with his reputation and SKG was going to directly hurt his wallet.
10 months later and its all over, his reputation, his career, and it all his fault as much as he will tell you otherwise
eat shit and die
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Fucking "Hate Machine." Get off yourself you gnome-fucking algorithm-gaming dick-mule.

People rightly pointed out that the shit you did involved co-owning a company that thus far has exclusively made live-service games, so you had, to put it bluntly, a conflict-of-interest.

You know what? We hit 920K tonight. SteamDB is now promoting SKG directly. I'm going to further signal boost out of spite.

 

[el gordo]

Until he starts laying off his paid jannies I won't say his streamer career is tanking.

its has taken a massive hit though and has been on a steady decline
he still does well enough to live off of streaming but its been almost a year and there has been no sign of improvement

https://twitchtracker.com/piratesoftware/statistics

 

[Glowie]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=PpC3Q27G2hQ, list: RDPpC3Q27G2hQNew thread theme.
Suffah mald.

It's fucking ironic that progressive pulled fox news? Is history repeating itself? Did we go back in time, what's next "petition killer"?
'I aim to ruin their every petition to remind them that you will own nothing and be happy' - Malding Roach

 

[Vince McMahon]

Looks like the petition was on amphetamine yesterday and today's the comedown day. A good reminder for anyone who's interested in helping that every action, however small, matters. You never know what lands. Don't stop. I know I'm not. My metaphorical rounds may not sink SS MALD ROACH on my own but maybe, they can create a dent in metal for something else to come through.

Current pace projooction to 1 milli - 26.1 hours

 

[Ahriman]

Daily reminder that 'muricans with dual citizenship (German, Italian, etc) can sign.

DO YOUR PART!

 

[Day of the Cope]

Make sure you sign, guys. For Pinkie Pie. For Vegeta. For bideo gaming.

 

[Glowie]

Looks like the petition was on amphetamine yesterday and today's the comedown day. A good reminder for anyone who's interested in helping that every action, however small, matters. You never know what lands. Don't stop. I know I'm not. My metaphorical rounds may not sink SS MALD ROACH on my own but maybe, they can create a dent in metal for something else to come through.

Current pace projooction to 1 milli - 26.1 hours

Next injection when people in Europe wake up and crawl out of heat wave bunkers. In case you weren't aware it's fucking hot here, we have to wait for glowing red sky demon to go down to gather tribes

 

[FrogMinutes]

It's fucking ironic that progressive pulled fox news? Is history repeating itself?

the need to be stand against people who you hate is a cruel Bitch. can be used against you.
Ross make a petition for breathing, Mald would be forced to be anti-breathing, even for himself.

like your mind is castrating yourself mentally to become the complete opposite of someone who just called you gay.
think gary from pokemon, "Oh you're not circumcised? I'm fucking snipping mine off at your moms house bitch"
can't reason with divine hatred.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Until he starts laying off his paid jannies I won't say his streamer career is tanking.

If he had an actual PR team instead of manifesting his fragile ego on Twitter of all places, he could of easily saved face.
His constant bragging about Blizzard in past content was just a nail waiting to be hammered.
Blizzard just happens to be at the top of the AAA shit list.
No one's gonna believe "I'm not a corpo shill" when you rep Blizzard. What a retard.

"I worked for Blizzard" used to mean something 10-15 years ago.
Speaking of which ... Was Mald part of Blizzard when breast milk theft happened?