DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

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    Votes: 39 17.6%
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The gameplay in these Death Stranding games is so stupid and boring, what was Kojima thinking?! All you do is walk (and later, drive) around delivering packages. Who wants to watch me play that? Apparently no one, because support is so low!

Now guys, don't forget to tune in for my late chill stream tonight when I'll be playing American Trucking Simulator, a game where I drive around delivering packages! That game is chill fun and I love it so much I just spent 30 minutes trying to decide which DLC to buy for it so I can play it more!
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
The gameplay in these Death Stranding games is so stupid and boring, what was Kojima thinking?! All you do is walk (and later, drive) around delivering packages. Who wants to watch me play that? Apparently no one, because support is so low!

Now guys, don't forget to tune in for my late chill stream tonight when I'll be playing American Trucking Simulator, a game where I drive around delivering packages! That game is chill fun and I love it so much I just spent 30 minutes trying to decide which DLC to buy for it so I can play it more!
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Uhhhhhh, last time I checked there was no wheel support for death stranding you incredible buffoon.
Hwa ha ha! People want me to be able to drive poorly and drink WHITE CLAWS (manufactured by the Mark Anthony Group all rights reserved).
I can't chill and interact with chat during death stranding because I need to be hyper focused on getting my vehicle stuck and dropping packages while complaining how I never pulled out my weapon.
Get it!? I just ignore these trolls.
 
EmpGulcasa said:
Being a relatively recent homeowner I can't imagine buying a property without central air. He truly is a retard.
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well he does live in washington where a "heatwave" qualifies as a nice late spring afternoon in any other part of the country. in europe aircon is considered a luxury, people live in much hotter climates without it and they dont have any problems
 
PenskeMaterial said:
That would make for a fun reality show. You take DSP and put him in charge of a small business(sandwich shop?) for a week and see what happens.
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Fuck a sandwich shop (though hey… I’ll take what I can get! Maybe Jayne can be the cashier?!)

I want to see Phil as head of Apple or a similar Globohomo giant.

Picture the keynote speech where Phil, instead of announcing the new product, harangues customers about how they need to buy more, how Apple did everything correct, ACK ACK ACK and if they want to see new iPads this fall, he needs to see them come out and support the third quarter goals.
 
#lurker said:
His YouTube/streaming career isn't going to get better, as that's just the case for every content creator with fading relevancy,
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Phil thinks that his problem is discoverability and not he fact that he's boring as shit and provides 0 value. That's why he always goes clown mode and singing and all that stupid shit. He thinks he just needs to have a viral moment and the audiences will pour back in. The KC arc fortified this for him. He just needs the right people to come over and start giving him money.
 
never seen a middle aged man shaming people for not giving him money, so that he can eat fast food pickles. this is getting weird


UPDATE: he said "his local sonic is out of bushiness" and won't be able to get the pickle meal. he ripped off his "fans" again
 
shekelshoah666 said:
The closest Sonics is 6 miles away so even if he went to get the food it would take over an hour... lmao come on man this dude isn't real
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he's pulling the "krabby patty" grift again. he said he will get something, he doesn't want to spend the money, and make up an exuses not to buy it. he could have got the krabby patty, but he lied and said he couldn't get it delivered. he got called out and had to buy the adams' family meal to cover his lie. hell, he's doing it now with the Tony Hawk meal shit. he always trying to find away to rip off the dents/weens


Sampi said:
God someone have to punch this guy i cant ....
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yeah, the whole "I DEMAND THE SONIC'S CEO...." shit is so unfunny. he's using "humor" to dance around the fact he ripped off the people who payed for this shit


UPDATE: he's banning everyone who saying people got ripped off. lmao
 
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