DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Father]

Panda aged well and is entering milf teritory...

I mean, let's not go too far here.

Spoiler

No offense to @Pandalee’s Tits!

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

The 1.5% Business & Occupation (WA State form of income tax) while higher than the 0% available in Florida or Texas pales in comparison to what he owes the Feds every year (roughly 20% average of his yearly income through the 4 different brackets of income he passes). So while he is still stupid and failed at picking a state without state income tax, 1.5% is still better than CT's 2%-7% state income tax rate.

It never mathed out with me personally, considering the increased cost of living, living outside of his means (even just in regards to the size of his condo), etc. Yeah he saved .5% on his taxes or so but I mean he's wasting so much more, not including the 10.2% sales tax.

 

[Crooked 16th]

Death Stranding 2 is so kino I knew he would drop it

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Cut the power
Empty the refrigerant
Find the leak
Cut off the line
Replace it
Braise the pipe to the compressor and coils
Replace the refrigerant

Bada bing bada boom. You got yourself an American Standard.

E: Don't do any of that shit. i took a year of HVAC in the US after moving. You'd be better off calling an expert.

Hey come over and fix then refill my cheap old leakyass AC the previous owner cheaped out on. Thx

 

[ReentryPhantom]

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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.

If I remember correctly this picture is pretty old by now. Which means that baby is already here if she really was pregnant.

EDIT:
That's Stone Temple Pilots with her and her man. The VIP badge they have is for the 2024 tour and they didn't have a Seattle date during that tour, only Spokane in April of last year.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Death Stranding 2 is so kino I knew he would drop it

I know he bitched about it on X but is it official that he’s crossed it out?

He made the goal on the truck sim, which is both baffling and unfortunate. He needs to miss 2 then 3 goals ASAP so he can fill his frenzy bar.

 

[Sampi]

What I find funny is that the whales are paying the difference for the goal he didn't receive during the previous stream so he can in the end hit 300 dollars .

This is on another level of insanity .

 

[Iron Father]

If I remember correctly this picture is pretty old by now. Which means that baby is already here if she really was pregnant.

EDIT:
That's Stone Temple Pilots with her and her man. The VIP badge they have is for the 2024 tour and they didn't have a Seattle date during that tour, only Spokane in April of last year.

It's from November 2024.

 

[Fapcop]

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Thanks Kojima

Phil’s genuine disappointment and mild scolding that the dents didn’t pay up is really something else.

Imagine a sandwich shop CEO holding a press conference where he is scolding the costumers for the latest campaign being a failure.

“A lot of you said we want a Hollywood tie in with our meals, well we made one and here we are! You’re not buying it!”

 

[ReentryPhantom]

It's from November 2024.

So they went to the show in Puerto Rico?

 

[Iron Father]

So they went to the show in Puerto Rico?

Oh no I mean that's when she made it her pfp.

Edot: I didn't see your edit when I responded lmao.

Edit 2: "Edot" holy fuck I'm retarded!

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Oh no I mean that's when she made it her pfp.

Edot: I didn't see your edit when I responded lmao.

I think it's funny that it looks like she gave all the members of the band some of her soap

 

[Fapcop]

"walked on my toes my entire life"
lmao, thanks for confirming that you're literally autistic
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LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALIEN PHYSIOGNOMY?!

“Hullo fellow hewmans! Let me show you my calf muscles, developed from the kind of toe walking, that any normal mahture human ahdult does!”

I’m starting to think that his “gout” is just his alien biochemistry not being compatible with the kind of amino acids we have on earth.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ALIEN PHYSIOGNOMY?!

“Hullo fellow hewmans! Let me show you my calf muscles, developed from the kind of toe walking, that any normal mahture human ahdult does!”

I’m starting to think that his “gout” is just his alien biochemistry not being compatible with the kind of amino acids we have on earth.

>"big calves"
>shows fatty leg flab spilling itself around his shin as he lays it on the khauch
yep those are the calves of a big strong man who dont skip no leg day

 

[Fapcop]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I-1jeZGgmy4
This was my personal favorite, it was extremely funny to watch happen live at the time, especially knowing that the 'DJRuno' on his forum was a fake. Just a masterpiece of trolling mixed with an all-time narc meltdown on someone who, to that point, had been one of his most loyal fans (DJRuno is now a detractor, obviously)

Ah, the classic Phil!

He was always more funny when he was regularly sweating over finances and stressing over Muh bills.

KC gave him an unexpected influx of paypigs, and while the hardcore begging is occasionally funny, you can tell that his heart is not in it. I hope the dents will chill with the donos so we can get a return of sweaty, desperate Phil.

Maybe there’s like a natural equilibrium there? The pig-librium?

The more desperate Phil is for money, the more dents and trolltippers he attracts.

The less he needs the money, the more boring he gets, leading to a dent-drop off.

Right now I predict that we’re moving towards a pig-librium low.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=I-1jeZGgmy4
This was my personal favorite, it was extremely funny to watch happen live at the time, especially knowing that the 'DJRuno' on his forum was a fake. Just a masterpiece of trolling mixed with an all-time narc meltdown on someone who, to that point, had been one of his most loyal fans (DJRuno is now a detractor, obviously)

Honestly, if I had Musk style money, I’d probably buy some company and make Phil the CEO.

Can you imagine the quarterly earning calls as Phil angrily and with a huff berates his own customers?

“People said they wanted different flavors of coke. FFINE! We introduced SIX new flavors of coke, but they’re not buying them! Tuh-heh-heh. People just DEMAND stuff and we keep our end of the deal and then they dont follow through. ACK ACK ACK! Fine you know what? Next quarter we will have to increase the price to make up for lost sales! Let’s see how you like that!”

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Oh he does, Panda gave Phil the biggest narcisistic injury of his life and we've all seen how bad this nigga gets. Panda aged well and is entering milf teritory, so ideal trophy wife and he got an autistic/retarded blob that hates him.

Phil cannot care for a child because it means attention is shifted from him. I have had my suspicions that Dave has cut off Phil for a year or so since Linda took like 14k out of her retirement, so he can be put on a payment plan. I don't believe the weekly phone call either. I think Phil has not talked to his parents in years. I think so because it is why he gets more skittish now, because he has lost that security blanket.

The time Dave sent Phil a fishing photo when Phil's tires got "stolen" showed just how little his own father gives a shit for him. I totally bet Dave at least knows of some of his son's antics online and probably like any father was like fuck this entitled little shit.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Honestly, if I had Musk style money, I’d probably buy some company and make Phil the CEO.

That would make for a fun reality show. You take DSP and put him in charge of a small business(sandwich shop?) for a week and see what happens.

 

[#lurker]

*Past Phil's drama over $20*

The funniest thing about that video is his absolutely dented Minecraft gameplay. He literally spends 30 minutes running back and forth trying to fill a small pond with water, when you can make infinite water sources in two seconds.

I honestly don't know how he isn't riddled with anxiety every day over his looming financial situation. His YouTube/streaming career isn't going to get better, as that's just the case for every content creator with fading relevancy, and he still hasn't learned how to manage money properly. So what's he going to do in 5-10 years when the income is the worst it's ever been and he still has moronic spending? I would not be surprised if he's back in the same situation he was in that video; stuck living paycheck to paycheck, paying off the bare minimum on his debt, in a perpetual loop.

It's crazy that he was once in a place where he was arguing over a measly $20 and still hasn't learned any lessons from that.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

His YouTube/streaming career isn't going to get better, as that's just the case for every content creator with fading relevancy, and he still hasn't learned how to manage money properly. So what's he going to do in 5-10 years when the income is the worst it's ever been and he still has moronic spending?

That’s not his fucking problem, heheh. Ya get it… Chief?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

As I've said 1000 times before, he switch from goal streaks to goal milestones to get rid of the pressure of having to hit the goal every stream. As everything else in his life, his problems are all self manufactured and could be easily solved if he did things slightly differently. But he needs that money, he really does.

His begpass milestone goal is just stupid in itself.

For some reason he refuses to count people refreshing their membership while counting only new members. It's particularly stupid given his discoverability...

He's lucky he's got weird whales that are ready to make sock accounts just to give him money.