💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[gorky]

I dunno if the colour balance on my monitor is fucked but in that chicken and waffles vid to me it didn't look uncooked as much as it just looked like really poor quality meat

 

[breadandcircuses]

I think the worst part about Jack videos is when he spends a lot of money on some super special ingredient.

Like Beef Bones. Or organic chicken, or sushi grade tuna.

THen spends the entire episode ruining it.

 

[Adamska]

I'm always bothered that Jack seems to have a nice kitchen and for the most part... has a lot of really nice equipment. He likes to review shit and companies send him shit to review.

And this isn't about him being a lazy cook that ain't no good. It's more of: Why go through the time and effort and everything else... when 90% of the time... if he's not filming... he's not cooking.

Like, he literally only cooks for his show. He has 1000s of dollars worth of stuff that should, by all means, make cooking easier, but no. Lazy man must be lazy.

Fucker has a decent counter top pressure cooker. You can cook nice meals in those in 30 minutes. I know. I've done it, and yet he'd rather have microwaved meals or eat out or some bullshit. I just don't get it.

Actually, I'm not entirely sure it's his house. I think it might be a friend of his actually, or something like that since I swear I've seen him on Jack's show. A friend by the way who can actually cook worth a damn. Meet BallisticBBQ; charisma's his dumpstat, but he is one of the best cooking shows I've seen:

Would not be shocked if Jack "Salmonella" Scalfani is bumming off of him.

 

[Aaway]

i think i read somewhere (might have been here) that jack had indeed been copying recipes from other youtubers

of course he puts his own unique spin on it by using low quality ingredients, undercooking the meat, etc

 

[Adamska]

So, it's been a bit, but I brought more horror, but I did find something shocking: Jack accidentally a good episode once.

Let's start with the disgusting, the Lazy Man's Enchiladas. So, for those unfamiliar with enchiladas, they're a load of filling (usually beans, meat, and/or cheese) that are wrapped around a flour or corn tortilla and smothered with a chili sauce. They're pretty nice. Jack's? Not so much:

He got his Mexican gardener's wife to slap together a cheese casserole that magically transmuted into looking like cornbread.

But I did stumble onto a genuinely good video from him. I know, I'm surprised myself. Let me show you his Lazy Man's Pizza and Garlic Bread:

Seriously would not be shocked if he stole the recipe from someone since both actually look and probably taste really well. My one complaint is he put too much oregano into the garlic bread, but it's minor and the final product is still nice sounding. He really did get lazier and worse as he continued in this.

 

[Long Sun]

So jack wants to d Guy ferri but has far far less skill and Guys food is pretty poor anyways he is almost as annoying too. I could go over a lot of post a give replies to some but he just terrible and generally when something look passable it's because someone else cooked it. I would love to see him on ant Gordon Ramsey's program as the one show said he would like be the first one fired(following an epic Ramsey's melt down ) but it would be great

I came across this great example

1. the best stuff on "Cooking with Jack" is when someone else does the cooking.
2. Jack's racism is evident ie assume the guy is part Hispanic when in fact he is part Native American because Tacos = Hispanic to him
3. it is minor but I am not sure that marinade comes out of sausages (I could be wrong here)
4. Jack add extra butter and oil to the recipe
5. Jack has never heard of seasoning oil, a basic cooking strategy.

 

[spe4keasy]

Watching them both take a bite, one can't help but notice Jack literally shoves 2/3 of the taco into his mouth, while his friend takes a normal, human sized bite. It's such a big bite that he has to essentially unhinge his jaw every time he chews.

Maybe that explains why Jack is such a huge fatass: a food item that would be 5-6 mouthfulls for anyone else is just 2 -3 for him.

 

[crownthefempire]

I wanna say one of the problems I have with jack is his presentation. Let's look at him vs another channel making the exact same food:

Note: Skip the first 2 minutes. Take my word for it that it's some gay advert for crappy razors.

See how much more Oliver fits into the same kind of time frame? Jack doesn't even actually make the pork roast in this video, he wastes another 8 minutes of your life on another video doing it.

To be honest though, I don't think he did too bad with the pork. For once it didn't look either dry or raw.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

It shows, too.

Actually, he cooks like someone who hasn't even cooked as much as he's actually been seen cooking on video alone, because he never learns fucking anything from his mistakes. He's still serving raw chicken dripping bright red blood.

I got bloody chicken at a barbecue once and knew not to eat it.

I was 12.

I expect Jack thinks "rare chicken" is some kind of delicacy.

 

[Begemot]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDyyAb6lB48
Chef John makes Clotted Cream.

I almost want to send this video to Jack and tell him that he could probably do the same! Because I hate myself and I want to see what horrible abomination he'll make.

Knowing based Jack, he'll probably use spoilt mayonnaise, sour cream, his pastor's semen and congealed kraft singles in his attempt

That ween shit aside, I think his cooking has improved, when I'm bored and I want to watch some dumb shit on youtube I find Jack's earlier videos have the most amount of under-cooked chicken dumbfuckery.

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

Had a catch up on Jacks videos, this actually looks nice. No idea if he's cooked it properly and if it's authentic but he's done alright.

 

[Adamska]

Eh, it's more like pulled beef than anything else, but the sandwich seems pretty fair if you ignore how it is not a cheese steak; about the biggest sin he does is he put too much onion and seasoning in his meat in my opinion.

He didn't quite use the right meat for the job, as a good cheese steak often uses rib eye or top-round instead of chuck, but it'd probably do fine if you can't be arsed to pay extra. He also completely fucks up the cooking method, since you're supposed to cut the meat into cardboard sized slices or so rather than whatever the fuck he did here. Then you fry it in a skillet with oils and salt and pepper, which is why it's a favorite of mine; quick as fuck to cook, and tasty as fuck to boot. You then add in your cheese right when it's about done or heat up cheez-wiz if you're into that thing, and assemble the sandwich on some nice long Italian rolls.

 

[FemalePresident]

Jack on tour. Acting like a critic.

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=32Y9XepXrns
Jack on tour. Acting like a critic.

Classic Jack when he's eating the bread. His friends take a normal bite out of it, but obviously he has to shove nearly a whole slice in.

 

[AnOminous]

If I ran a restaurant I would not allow lolcows to film there.

 

[ChineseEarthquake]

I always get triggered when he cracks open eggs by punching the piece of shit like a caveman

 

[Pointless Pedant]

If I ran a restaurant I would not allow lolcows to film there.

Disneyland needs to learn this with Rebecca Hernandez Gerber.

 

[FemalePresident]

THE RING

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"I'm eating it, so it's good."

 

[spe4keasy]

Fridgerator.

 

[Aaway]

here's jack losing his mind in a parking lot review of burger king

oh jack, when will you ever learn