DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.
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Hot dang she’s cute.

If I was Phil, sitting and looking at that pic, than glancing over to see his fat, frigid horse, I’d prob just kill myself.

marlimar said:
You are incorrect, one minute of google would save the confusion.
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“You are responsible for” so it’s Phil’s responsibility, and they’re not going to take it by themselves.

You also ignore the whole credits part.

Now we know that Phil tries to minimize his tax (and profits) by filing everything as business “expenses”.

But in order to qualify he needs to earn 7200$ a year for ten years, AFTER taxes and deductions.

How much he hypothetically would get, also depends on how much he made as a business owner.

Now since Phil likes to minimize how much he earn by filing everything from WWE Champions to mortgage as a “business expense”, you can bet that he on paper earns very little.

Meaning he will get very little IF he qualifies, which is a big if.
 
Fapcop said:
“You are responsible for” so it’s Phil’s responsibility, and they’re not going to take it by themselves.
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He is on a back-tax payment plan, which in part pays the FICA portions of the federal income tax, social security and medicare are rolled into FICA. He owes about $15k a year in taxes, which is why he has 5+ years of back taxes rolled into one back tax payment plan.

They do take it by themselves, through the mechanism of the back-paid tax payment plan that the IRS charges him compounding interest to hold.

Fapcop said:
Meaning he will get very little
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We agree on this.
 
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Super low quality because her IG is private but that definitely looks like maternity clothing to me along with the hand placement. Might be autistic reasoning but she seems pregnant to me haha.
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She’s holding her stomach and that’s 100% a maternity dress and she’s wearing loose pants. She’s pregnant. A pregnant ex that’s living a happy life. That gotta hurt, Phil
 
The Southwest Strangla said:
She’s holding her stomach and that’s 100% a maternity dress and she’s wearing loose pants. She’s pregnant. A pregnant ex that’s living a happy life. That gotta hurt, Phil
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Pretty 😍

Also pretty pathetic to consider that Panda went out and turned a hobby into a business, travelled, learned to ride a motorcycle, met people and had adventures, and is now embarking on the greatest adventure of all: Parenthood.

And Phil? He’s streaming and got a catson.
 
Keith the Horse Fucker said:
Het husband looks like a model.

/no homo
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No he doesn't. This is what a real male model looks like:
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strandedcastaway said:
Gotta correct one thing here. He definitely doesn’t "hate" John Stamos. He just always uses him as his example of a hot guy. I interpret this to mean:

1. Phil thinks John Stamos is gorgeous.
2. Phil's cultural references end around 1995.

Everyone else on the list he's just jealous of because they succeeded while he failed.
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Frankly, I don't know who Stamos is. But I always assumed he talked about him that way as a back-handed, two-face way that he usually does. Like when he adds the honourific "-san" to Kojima. He's not trying to be respectful. It's like he's speaking down to him for the crime of being Japanese. He brings up Stamos and I saw it as a sneak diss to what people consider to be sexy.
 
Comma said:
In the past month or two I've been noticing an increase in "trolls" throwing money at DSP in an attempt to either "own" him or to bait him into reacting. It has gotten to the point that they represent at least 25% of the total contributions on a daily basis. Not to mention the huge amount of small "troll" tips these people have been throwing at him almost every day, lately.

Dipshits like this:
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This is from today's pre-stream alone, and we're not even one hour into the stream.

I miss the times where trolls were actually funny and put some effort into it, like by joining him in an online game with a funny name etc. This still happens from time to time, but mostly it's these boring, unfunny, completely effortless dumbasses who probably think they're some kind of puppet master by making DSP dance for them. I suspect it's mostly Zoomers sitting in some circlejerk Discord, giggling together after each SuperChat or troll tip.

I guess they're completely unaware of the fact that DSP is the typical lolcow, meaning he always, without fail, manages to make himself look like an ass without any outside interference whatsoever.
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Yeah i wouldn't be surprised if half these retards are detractor streamers so they can use their own retarded 'troll' tips for content.

Trolling DSP with money is kinda dumb, but if your going to do it at least dont be a massive fucking retard and attach 5 dollars to something completely unfunny. At least SnowKarl knew how to bait half hour long malding rants with a few tacticle dollar tips.
 
Lord_Point said:
Trolling DSP with money is kinda dumb, but if your going to do it at least dont be a massive fucking retard and attach 5 dollars to something completely unfunny. At least SnowKarl knew how to bait half hour long malding rants with a few tacticle dollar tips.
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I love how much SnowKarl still gets reminisced about even until now. He truly was legendary. 50 bit bitch ears and he would have DSP going on a 4 hour rant about the most random shit possible while mere amateurs like OIC couldn't do anything of substance with tens of thousands of dollars.
 
To people suggesting discord with retard trolls SCs, Occum's razor says it's KC dents looking for attention from KC by "trolling" dsp. I mean, we have whales still from KC, like Rend still around as well. And we have tourists like @TETRABAX who literally whaled for DSP during the KC arc.... tbh, if you plot Neger's posts on community happenings to DSP's income, it's like clockwork.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
You may not realize this, but this is what a successful businessman does.

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As I've said 1000 times before, he switch from goal streaks to goal milestones to get rid of the pressure of having to hit the goal every stream. As everything else in his life, his problems are all self manufactured and could be easily solved if he did things slightly differently. But he needs that money, he really does.
 
Iron Hamster said:
Proves he never talks to his parents. They just went through 3 days of heat indices of 100+ beginning of last week and not a word of concern about them even though they are 'dying'.
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Phil has told us how hot it gets in Connecticut. He knows, he doesn't care. It does lend credence to the theory that at least Dave finally cut Phil off, though.
 
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