💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Taco Santo! said:
And he has an STD, and is more than willing to pass it along. He has admitted to herpes, but I'm wondering sometimes if he's got a softening brain from tertiary syphilis.
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Fuck, I had forgotten this one and am now a worse-off man for having been reminded. The funniest part was his cope that herpes was the natural consequence of regular sex, rather than the consequence of his current wife having come fresh off getting kicked out of a polycule that was indubitably sleeping around further. He’s lucky he didn’t contract third-hand AIDS.

From what I remember from middle school health class, doesn’t herpes mean painful sores around orifices? I think his brain was already soft, and the constant stewing in alcohol has done more damage than anything general paresis could do. Though it may explain why he’s so ugly (well, alongside him being so Goddamn FAT).
 
Dean Pentel said:
Also I suspect he doesn't understand warfare and global politics anything, ever, as well as he says he does.
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I doubt he could find Iran on a wall size map. He probably thinks Swaziland is next to Thailand. Over the years he has happily demonstrated his ignorance in many dozens of subjects to such an extent I would be interested to see if he can waddle* and chew gum at the same time.

*Pat is fat.
 
Judge Holden said:
Waitwaitwait hold the fucking phone....what in the buttery crumpet fuck happened to "DRUMPF IS NOW DICTATOR FOR LIFE! AMERICA HAS FALLEN. BILLIONS MUST ENJOY PRISON." and all the screaming pigformance we saw and catalogued from November onwards over how the only answer is a decades long civil war to exterminate republicans and suspected republican sympathisers?!
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Aaaaand he has already oinked his way back to his standard downloaded #resist opinions once again
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You know, him being repeatedly and violently raped by myself and my friends in the Milwaukee chapter of the NAACP may well be good for him, given how his trauma at feeling my jaundiced curm spray like a pressure washer in his bleeding bowels while I squeeze his plum sized nipples betwixed fingers and thumbs and whisper all the STDs I have (which I specifically acquired for the occasion) in his ear as I rawdog-rut into him would be one of the only genuine things he actually truly feels for the rest of his life rather than something he latched on to in order to try and get a viral xeet that allows him to pretend to be a celebrity for five minutes

EDIT: Yes PigChild. You Will Scream.
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McMitch said:
From what I remember from middle school health class, doesn’t herpes mean painful sores around orifices? I think his brain was already soft, and the constant stewing in alcohol has done more damage than anything general paresis could do. Though it may explain why he’s so ugly (well, alongside him being so Goddamn
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Neurosyphilis is possible, but I'm betting on Wernicke-Korsakoff, when your brain gets damaged by stewing in booze for decades, usually called 'wet brain'.
 
Back when I was getting sober I ran into a lot of guys with wet brain. They were sad cases, many of them literally could not form memories. They were serial fabulists and most of them were combative and aggressive, too.
 
Judge Holden said:
So uh I just checked his xitter again and....well he didn't xeet anything new but uh....
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Pig Man you may be in genuine fucking danger now. All of my remarks about non consensually fucking your ass have gained sentience as some demonic rape-tulpa and are now honing in on your location through the internet like a guided missile made of pale white penis

EDIT: If you are wondering why I happen to be trending, don't bother checking its just retarded fucking DeadByDaylight troons and tiktok zoomers burbling about how sthuper edgy and spoopy I am and how much michael myers would be like totally disgusted by me and stuff....fuck my fucking ass I wish to god that Blood Meridian was never discovered by currentyear internet....
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Wait 'til the movie releases. It will be pure shit. Even worse than the Dune movies. Some things are not to be made into films. Dune and Blood Meridian are two for them. Piggy may go to see the movie, and just like he does with his shit understanding of LoTR, he'll claim expertise, and will hold forth, fatly always fatly, on Cormac's magnum opus. As if he could read and understand anything McCarthy wrote. Hell, Maurice Sendak's books pose an insurmountable challenge to him.

Piggy won't be able to maintain the fiction that he grows his own peppers anymore. Not with the fence blocking out the light on that sad salted strip of dirt he called his urban garden. What lie will he come up with, or steal from someone else since he's not very creative even when it comes to lying, to replace his Urban Farmer persona?
 
AnOminous said:
How is it possible to be as retarded as Rick? This retard has threatened prison literally thousands, possibly even tens of thousands of times. Not a single person he has threatened with prison has ever ended up in prison.
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Wrong in every delusional detail as always, stalker. We are all currently enjoying life in a cage. Sorry you're so stupid, child.
 
AnOminous said:
How is it possible to be as retarded as Rick? This retard has threatened prison literally thousands, possibly even tens of thousands of times. Not a single person he has threatened with prison has ever ended up in prison.
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My pet theory is that he will rewrite history to be correct.
"Actually, child, I meant that the prison, or the cage, they would spend all their life in was a MENTAL prison made out of obsession. I am sorry you are so stupid"

The true prison was this thread all along, it was all according to his plan.
 
Divine right to rule said:
So he was a bouncer... checking for vax status?

Imagine volunteering for such a ridiculous position and then bragging about it to feed your tough-guy persona.
Sometimes Patrick gives me second-hand embarrassment.
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To be fair, Fatrick could probably belly-bounce someone into low earth orbit. Maybe he's finally found his true calling...
 
Something Awful said:
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Insane "proposition". What if the person you love doesn't want to marry you? Or what if that person is a child? Don't even Islamic caliphates make you wait until they turn like 10? But I guess Biden doesn't actually mean that, it's just some word salad he felt like posting. Dementia is dementia.
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Mohammad married Aisha when she was 6 and fucked her when she was 9, then again he got a lot of special treatment like being able to marry however many women females he wanted when most mudslimes can only marry 4.
 
AnOminous said:
How is it possible to be as retarded as Rick? This retard has threatened prison literally thousands, possibly even tens of thousands of times. Not a single person he has threatened with prison has ever ended up in prison.
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If anyone has, it will be for reasons completely unrelated to him.
 
RollingRock2 said:
Fatrick feeling wordy
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One of my favorite things about Rick is how he's always, from day one, thought the stalkers are going to get life in prison without parole for felony fatposting. Just straight to Medellin Cartel kingpin level sentences.

Why doesn't he elevate them to the death penalty? He already threatens to hand it out to anyone who might approach him in real life.
 
A delivery driver who is used to unloading heavy items by hand would wipe the floor with Fatricia in a 1v1. Not to PL but I used to drive a flatbed and unload hundreds of 100lb Portland cement and marble dust bags 5 days a week. Sure I loaded them on the truck with a forklift but unloading was completely by hand.
 
Gruntgar The Indentured said:
A delivery driver who is used to unloading heavy items by hand would wipe the floor with Fatricia in a 1v1. Not to PL but I used to drive a flatbed and unload hundreds of 100lb Portland cement and marble dust bags 5 days a week. Sure I loaded them on the truck with a forklift but unloading was completely by hand.
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A delivery driver who is used to unloading pizzas would be sufficient to put Fatrick in his place. Even when he was a runner, Fatrick was still kind of portly with spindly limbs and that was a decade and 42,000 beers ago.
 
McMitch said:
A delivery driver who is used to unloading pizzas would be sufficient to put Fatrick in his place. Even when he was a runner, Fatrick was still kind of portly with spindly limbs and that was a decade and 42,000 beers ago.
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This is a total faggot who is even so intimidated by Dan that he begs for police protection inside a courthouse from his mere presence. DAN.

The average CHILD could beat the shit out of him.

He has the classic lolcow phenotype of a potato with pipe cleaners stuck in it for arms and legs.
 
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