💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[NaggotFigger]

Nice .gif to match your fatly lies whilst projecting it onto evil orange man, stupid. You got a Pinocchio’s nose longer than your micropenis, that’s for sure.



Not a single good day in Rick’s life would never start with a simpleton “ENJOY PRISON STLAKER BABY CHILD”.


Nice MCU capeshit, stupid.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Eggplants. Moulignons. Moolies.

Man that just took me back to my childhood lol my uncle used to sing a song like “payin’, payin’ payin’, keep them moolies payin’ payinnnnn’” to the tune of the Rawhide song. I haven’t heard moolies in forever.

Nice .gif to match your fatly lies whilst projecting it onto evil orange man, stupid. You got a Pinocchio’s nose longer than your micropenis, that’s for sure.
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Not a single good day in Rick’s life would never start with a simpleton “ENJOY PRISON STLAKER BABY CHILD”.

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Nice MCU capeshit, stupid.

Such an unserious, portly fella.

 

[Harambe]

WTF. I actually wholeheartedly agree with Patrick on something.

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Edit: Already posted from his bluesky above.

Literally everyone gets fucking taxed Patrick even if they have a negative or near zero effective income tax rate, taxation is constant in life. If you bought gas, you get representation. Pay a toll? A sales tax? Property taxes? Your paycheck gets income taxes taken out. Shit, you pay a filer? Taxes. If you do it by income tax rates poor people shouldn’t vote and rich people should get more votes. If you do it by effective tax rates only the dumbest Americans would have the franchise.

Paying taxes is dumb, filing taxes is necessary, it is the patriotic duty of all Americans to reduce their effective tax rates.

 

[Something Awful]

Insane "proposition". What if the person you love doesn't want to marry you? Or what if that person is a child? Don't even Islamic caliphates make you wait until they turn like 10? But I guess Biden doesn't actually mean that, it's just some word salad he felt like posting. Dementia is dementia.

 

[Judge Holden]

Pig man makes clear his continued love of being pegged


Also this xeet will be handy in court when he tries to have me prosecuted for violently raping him spatchcock style on a frosty Milwaukee beach like some edgy remake of From Here to Eternity

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Explicitly so.

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[Piggle Rick]

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Insane "proposition". What if the person you love doesn't want to marry you? Or what if that person is a child? Don't even Islamic caliphates make you wait until they turn like 10? But I guess Biden doesn't actually mean that, it's just some word salad he felt like posting. Dementia is dementia.

Typical word salad from old timey Joe’s “team”. Naturally our boy Rick thinks it’s a good thing to retweet. What a dumbass.

 

[FinnSven]

Pig man makes clear his continued love of being pegged
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Also this xeet will be handy in court when he tries to have me prosecuted for violently raping him spatchcock style on a frosty Milwaukee beach like some edgy remake of From Here to Eternity

Is this Patrick confessing to the use of prostitutes?

That’s still a tad unseemly for an alleged happily married man.

Whatever technicality Thompson he wants to use, a dominatrix is still a form of prostitute as she charges for sexual services.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Explicitly so.

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It's actually a terrible fighter jet and I've explained why in the past. He only likes it because it's American and to his childlike mind, it looks cool. Europe and China have vastly superior jets. It's also utterly shit when it comes to A2/AD (anti access/ area denial). He knows fuck all when it comes to it multitude of failures. Which is likely another reason why he likes it. It's a kindred spirit.

 

[Piggle Rick]

It's actually a terrible fighter jet and I've explained why in the past. He only likes it because it's American and to his childlike mind, it looks cool. Europe and China have vastly superior jets. It's also utterly shit when it comes to A2/AD (anti access/ area denial). He knows fuck all when it comes to it multitude of failures. Which is likely another reason why he likes it. It's a kindred spirit.

Pretty sure he only likes it because he thinks “USA GUD” and let’s be real, he knows nothing about cars or motorbikes so knowing nothing about jets checks out.
He’s just a fat idiot who pretends to know about multiple things, while knowing nothing about anything, and having everyone who ever met him hate him.

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick looked at this and had to ask how much the experience would cost him? Whenever he fatly broaches sexual subjects, I'm reminded that, before the pests found him, he would often post bizarre rape fantasies aimed at his adversaries on Twitter, sometimes inexplicably (?) invoking his mother.

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What normal person writes that about his mother? I think Rick may have been abused by her, sexually. That's why he's "into things" and has his childing fixation, among other brain problems. I'm only semi-joking.

 

[Piggle Rick]

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Patrick looked at this and had to ask how much the experience would cost him? Whenever he fatly broaches sexual subjects, I'm reminded that, before the pests found him, he would often post bizarre rape fantasies aimed at his adversaries on Twitter, sometimes inexplicably (?) invoking his mother.

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What normal person writes that about his mother? I think Rick may have been abused by her, sexually. That's why he's "into things" and has his childing fixation, among other brain problems. I'm only semi-joking.

Jesus. What man writes sexual fantasies about his mother and what man says “panties” unless he is an open pedo. No normal man says that, I want to be sick. “Panties”, he’s seriously a fucking sex offender. He’s talking about children’s underwear.

 

[McMitch]

Pig man makes clear his continued love of being pegged
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Also this xeet will be handy in court when he tries to have me prosecuted for violently raping him spatchcock style on a frosty Milwaukee beach like some edgy remake of From Here to Eternity

So the extent of Patrick's sexual proclivities that we are unfortunate enough as a gawking audience to know are that: he likes taking it up the ass, he's open to giving blowjobs, he frequents gyms with a robust gay casual sex community within its sauna, and is okay getting whipped by a dominatrix.

 

[Neveragain69]

Pig man makes clear his continued love of being pegged
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Also this xeet will be handy in court when he tries to have me prosecuted for violently raping him spatchcock style on a frosty Milwaukee beach like some edgy remake of From Here to Eternity

Submissive men are uniquely disgusting, and among those, Patrick stands out as particularly gross. I wouldn't be surprised if he had some oedipal complex that creates his stupid desire to constantly appear to dominate random people online through misplaced aggression.

Jesus. What man writes sexual fantasies about his mother and what man says “panties” unless he is an open pedo. No normal man says that, I want to be sick. “Panties”, he’s seriously a fucking sex offender. He’s talking about children’s underwear.

If this isn't a bit, touch grass man. It's one of the most common words in the world. SpongeBob had a panty raid episode ffs. Any women's underwear store calls a certain design of underwear "panties". Tons to hate Patrick for, but this is crazy.

 

[Judge Holden]

So uh I just checked his xitter again and....well he didn't xeet anything new but uh....


Pig Man you may be in genuine fucking danger now. All of my remarks about non consensually fucking your ass have gained sentience as some demonic rape-tulpa and are now honing in on your location through the internet like a guided missile made of pale white penis

EDIT: If you are wondering why I happen to be trending, don't bother checking its just retarded fucking DeadByDaylight troons and tiktok zoomers burbling about how sthuper edgy and spoopy I am and how much michael myers would be like totally disgusted by me and stuff....fuck my fucking ass I wish to god that Blood Meridian was never discovered by currentyear internet....

 

[OffTopic]

 

[Dean Pentel]

he does, indeed. because he has nothing else in life.

Not true, stalker. He has huge bitch tits to keep him warm, a wife to keep pharmaceutically and diversity-flatulence sedated, and a recorD to correcT.

Has anyone mentioned how fat this guy is yet?

This one British guy who's into big fat girls even more than Dear Feeder mentioned he's looking "husky" these days.

I'm surprised that the Iran war didn't give us any General Fatton content. The Ukraine war in 22 had him giving constant stupid opinions, figured that would have continued

Too abstract (its mostly ballistic missiles and drones, no?), and since Fatton values his social media cred he's at least dimly aware enough not to wade into the "le zionism/le raghead" debate.

The war was over too soon for him to mine the correct opinion from his consumption of social media. Plus he hates Zion Don and it's the end of the world if Iran develops nukes (only days away from that, I swear!) so there was no clear side to pick here. Also I suspect he doesn't understand warfare and global politics as well as he says he does.

Perhaps you have never encountered an angry goose, but an angry goose could easily defeat a Fat Rick.

No, child. It can't. The goose will be immediately disarmed and held immobile until the Goose Police arrive. While waiting for them, the goose will be continually reminded that it chose how its life ended and it will enjoy the pond.

Don't even Islamic caliphates make you wait until they turn like 10?

Yes, but if you're the Totally True Prophet that God said is the ultimate authority of His Will and nobody else will ever be better than you so your word is law you get a pass when she turns 9. Behead anyone who would question something so incredibly stupid!

EDIT: If you are wondering why I happen to be trending,

If you'd ever stop talking about "childhood trauma" and "I'm on another continent" as excuses for why you can't commit to doing what you said you would a long time ago, you'd be trending for a second, better reason. Also that super pearly white Nubian queen Jackie would give us all another glimpse of her enormous forehead and awful hairstyle as she does a retarded Tik Tok dance celebrating how a known racist enemy was anally punished for his transgressions.

But you won't do this. You just like to string us all along and play with our emotions

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Jesus. What man writes sexual fantasies about his mother and what man says “panties” unless he is an open pedo. No normal man says that, I want to be sick. “Panties”, he’s seriously a fucking sex offender. He’s talking about children’s underwear.

Panties is in no way a pedophilic term my guy. Getting this upset over an incredibly common way to refer to women's underwear is ridiculous.

So what I'm saying is: don't get your panties in a knot.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

So the extent of Patrick's sexual proclivities that we are unfortunate enough as a gawking audience to know are that: he likes taking it up the ass, he's open to giving blowjobs, he frequents gyms with a robust gay casual sex community within its sauna, and is okay getting whipped by a dominatrix.

And he has an STD, and is more than willing to pass it along. He has admitted to herpes, but I'm wondering sometimes if he's got a softening brain from tertiary syphilis.

 

[BigPeanut]

Pat the Porcine Panhandler Ponders Prognostications Pertaining to Prancing
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Note how this rotund faggot cannot even take responsibility for his many fat fingered spelling errors, and insists it has to be the AI boogeyman. Also I guess Tiny Tim Tongues Taint on Titan will feature some manner of prancing around during the scene where little timothy gives double tug jobs at the space truckstop

This is the closest he’s ever come to making an actual joke. It’s very mildly amusing, unlike most of his attempted standup joke tweets that are usually just incomprehensible garbage or Frodo or Han Solo saying “fuck”.