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I sure hope they're paid up on their UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Plan premiums, though! A certain honorary-Florida-Man has booze he's gotta drink, cheesesteaks he's gotta buy, and $1800 cell phones he's gotta drown.
💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I sure hope they're paid up on their UnitedHealthcare Medicare Advantage Plan premiums, though! A certain honorary-Florida-Man has booze he's gotta drink, cheesesteaks he's gotta buy, and $1800 cell phones he's gotta drown.
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Has anyone mentioned how fat this guy is yet?
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Amazingly that jigaboo has a doctoral degree and is a pharmacist (or was one since it appears she got fired too).
JULAY
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Off topic, but jigaboo is absolutely the best racial slur.
Now then, I'm relatively new to Patposting, but I have a friend who is a legit 6 foot and used to weigh 280. I showed him this picture:
He said that even at his heaviest, he didn't look that big. Assuming Pat is actually no taller than 5'10", he's gotta weigh about 300 or so, at least in that picture. The bitch tits alone are a dead giveaway, even a middle-aged guy won't have bosoms like that unless he's extremely obese.
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You tell 'em, Right Wing Rick.
Introducing Jigaboo Rick as... James Bond. "Ayo, I'll take my coconut cum SHOOK, not stirred."
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No taxes if I agree not to vote? Sign me the fuck up. He’s such a moron.
Mamdani is exactly the kind of thug Pat dreams of being, with supporters as disgusting and punchable as him. He’s found a new hero.
Mamdani is exactly the kind of thug Pat dreams of being, with supporters as disgusting and punchable as him. He’s found a new hero.
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I'm surprised that the Iran war didn't give us any General Fatton content. The Ukraine war in 22 had him giving constant stupid opinions, figured that would have continued
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Too abstract (its mostly ballistic missiles and drones, no?), and since Fatton values his social media cred he's at least dimly aware enough not to wade into the "le zionism/le raghead" debate.
This Machine Milks Cows
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WTF. I actually wholeheartedly agree with Patrick on something. People voting themselves free money has given us massive taxation and a huge and completely out of control government.
Edit: Already posted from his bluesky above.
Edit: Already posted from his bluesky above.
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One of my personal favorites is "moon cricket." What does it even mean? I don't care. It's just great.
In any event, any racist worthy of the name needs to mix up their slurs. You can't just say "nigger" all the time. It's boring. It's dumb. Say some other shit. "Alabama porch monkeys." "Honkies!" "Spades!" "Crackers!"
I mean seriously mix it up a bit. Don't just be a dumb boring racist. Be a creative racist!
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A highly unrealistic meme.
Firstly, Patrick can't run, he is too fat.
Secondly, even if he could he never would flee from a goose. While poultry could take him in a fight, his gluttonous greed would just make him swallow it whole, feathers and all.
If he lived on the countryside, American mythology would have a new cryptid soon, the Wisconsin Pigman, stalking the woods at night, phone in hand, inhaling small woodland creatures whole, to grow in size and pretentiousness.
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his NPC mode is showing pretty strong here. he isn't "taking sides on Israel/Iran" but he's espousing American military technology ala the F-35? i wonder if anyone will let him know that doing so is, in fact, taking sides... with Israel, in this case, and thus with Trump.
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Perhaps you have never encountered an angry goose, but an angry goose could easily defeat a Fat Rick.
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That one is easy - slaves would sing as a pastime bc those spooks didn’t have a lot to do in their off time. Crickets chirp, coons under the light of the moon chirp - moon crickets.
Personally my favorite is calling them Zots, but I support everyone finding their own favorite racial slur to use against the night fighters.
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In a fair fight, of course. A chicken or a duck could defeat Fat Rick.
He would instead just inhale them like Kirby, using his gluttonous fatness as a superpower.
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Lawyers: Pat’s citation for disorderly conduct happened in March. Bureaucracies are of course very incompetent, but I think the city would have known about the incident as soon as it happened.
With so much of this case’s evidence hidden from public view (such BS), would we necessarily know if the city cited Pat’s disorderly conduct charge as validation of their arguments? I’m hoping we just can’t access the documents where they did so, rather than them dropping the ball. That said, I also haven’t seen them raise the matter of Pat’s previous conviction related to death threats against his then-wife and child. Surely that’s also germane as to whether the police can just ignore all calls to Pat’s hovel, no?
With so much of this case’s evidence hidden from public view (such BS), would we necessarily know if the city cited Pat’s disorderly conduct charge as validation of their arguments? I’m hoping we just can’t access the documents where they did so, rather than them dropping the ball. That said, I also haven’t seen them raise the matter of Pat’s previous conviction related to death threats against his then-wife and child. Surely that’s also germane as to whether the police can just ignore all calls to Pat’s hovel, no?
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Waitwaitwait hold the fucking phone....what in the buttery crumpet fuck happened to "DRUMPF IS NOW DICTATOR FOR LIFE! AMERICA HAS FALLEN. BILLIONS MUST ENJOY PRISON." and all the screaming pigformance we saw and catalogued from November onwards over how the only answer is a decades long civil war to exterminate republicans and suspected republican sympathisers?!
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God it’s almost as if social media is perpetually dominated by screaming hysterical Americans from all sides of the sociopolitical spectrum waiting for the latest perceived victory (gain of .00000001 yards in this retarded analogy) or negligible failure (loss of yardage in the same amount) to use an excuse to chimp out and bay for the blood of the Other Side since there’s an awful lot of money now in getting people to yell at each
other
And despite all this Patrick is too stupid and belligerent to grift or gain a following arguing about how His Guy totally is the right one to hold the leash of 300 million+, rather than caring for a second over whether the collar should be on to begin with