💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
John Andrews Stan said:
Just when you think Nick can’t get dumber or more unfunny, he pops up in NLO chat
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Melton asking if they can do a show from Nick's studio ("But you have to clean!")
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False. Hitler loved his dog.
 
Sorry for doing a ride by question, but I'm watching MATI and with every update I'm more and more baffled on why the judiciary is covering so hard for Balldo. Could anyone illuminate me on how the hell does the Rekieta family have such power? Because this really feels like Mom and Dad Rackets want the oopsie doopsie from their retarded son to go away.
 
ShitLurker said:
Sorry for doing a ride by question, but I'm watching MATI and with every update I'm more and more baffled on why the judiciary is covering so hard for Balldo. Could anyone illuminate me on how the hell does the Rekieta family have such power? Because this really feels like Mom and Dad Rackets want the oopsie doopsie from their retarded son to go away.
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As it was speculated often on here, most of us belive that its more of a small county trying to deal with the issue fast and quiet, not realizing how big the public interest is in it, hence they think quick and not hard punishemnt would sweep everything.
 
PrestonHolt said:
As it was speculated often on here, most of us belive that its more of a small county trying to deal with the issue fast and quiet, not realizing how big the public interest is in it, hence they think quick and not hard punishemnt would sweep everything.
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So less over influence from the Rekietas and more "well, gosh darn, we are just a nice and quite little town, no need to dwell on someone's passing failings!"? Mmm, could be, but the weird as fuck dedication from the sheriff and judge just baffle me, going to the point of actively risking their careers by going against protocol.
 
ShitLurker said:
So less over influence from the Rekietas and more "well, gosh darn, we are just a nice and quite little town, no need to dwell on someone's passing failings!"? M
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Aside from the Rekieta family philanthropy in Minnesota, some of Kayla's extended family work in the court system. They may be coordinating to save her from further embarassment.
 
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- "In my restless dreams I see that place... where everything started. Where Aaron and I first did coke together. Aaron, who ate my goo..."
- "Nick, could y-"
- "Shut the fuck up BITCH, I'm narrating my memoir!"
 
Sock Cucker said:
Aside from the Rekieta family philanthropy in Minnesota, some of Kayla's extended family work in the court system. They may be coordinating to save her from further embarassment.
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Oh ok, I wasn't aware that Kayla's family could also be players.
 
AnOminous said:
I like how Nick constantly does sideshow geek pinhead level dumb shit then acts like people are too dumb to understand his genius logic. "I was only pretending not to be retarded."
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I think this and his manipulation techniques is something he really clings onto, he seems to hold the idea that he is this master manipulator because he can strategically cast implications. He seems to lash out when this is challenged or seen through. I remember a while back someone pointed out when he said "I do not beat my kids, and I don't plan too" that he never said "I did not". And his response was dis-proportionally angry, as if he was waiting to use that later to change his statements.

I think it really hurts him when his manipulation techniques are seen through, it really ruins his self image as some kind of genius lawyer who can bullshit for hours about how "Keffals belongs on the wall" doesn't actually mean killed, just means a photo of him put on the wall or something.

Dropa5pack said:
Well Nick pretended to be a homo for months to get close to her, and instead of seeing that as deceitful, and manipulative she had five kids with him. She’s always been wacky.
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He never pretended to be a homo, he really is just gay :story:
 
I hope balldo is going to jail for month . So he has plenty of time to think about his life and how much he fucked up to end up where he did.
but knowing Nick he is going to spend his entire stay there raving about balldos, Aaron, kiwifarms ... because he is unable to accept responsibility for his own choices.
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N1bbaN3rd said:
Or a very high one. Only midwits turn their noses at laughing at retards.
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It was a reference to the Rick and Morty fan cope copypasta.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
 
At this point, in the past 6 months, Nick has talked more about Aaron than he ever has about BOTH April and Kayla combined. That's not only turbo gay, it's excessively scorned stalker-ish as well. Very concerning for Aaron. If i cared for aaron that much.

Carry some mace and maybe hire a bodyguard with that talk show host money you make (hehe) Aaron.
 
Boss Bass said:
Thanks for doing these. Quick question, the difference between peak and average cratered this week (from peak being 400/500 over average to peak being 90 over average). Do you have any insight on what that means?
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His virality tanked. He's failing to capture "the algo". For the time being, it appears he only has a dedicated core of watchers, with no incoming viewership from the "outside".
 
Nova902 said:
38 Days 18 hours until Aug 1st and Nick has zero hours of 80 hours of community service completed so far.
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Well he can't find any schools to speak to about the dangers of FUNNY and WEIRD drug use. Nor can he find some office he can do some filing to hit his hours. It's all manual labor and he has a heat allergy.
 
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