💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Potentially Criminal]

But what is Nick doing instead?

Oh yeah, huffing Galaxy Gas and ramming dildos up his ass. Great jerb Nick.

Imagine his response when they started waxing about their kids and how much they missed them the past few months.

 

[Lurking9e9]

3 days since he promised to stream his enlightening thoughts on the Karen Read verdict.

Is this the next 5k Locals gift or 20 Locals streams??

 

[Angry Shoes]

However, I think Nick's built of house of lies around not just the footage but his arrest and conviction, and having the footage displayed and analyzed, as you suggest, will break him. His lies across the year+ will come to light, and some of the dumber followers will break ranks. It may also be he's promised to April or maybe even Kayla it won't come out, and this could be the last straw for either or both of them with Nick.

If the footage ends up coming out I will be genuinely concerned for the safety of his family. Especially after seeing how hard he blew up at Keanwho over some light questioning.

 

[Shagedan]

Oof nick getting the ralph treatment
"Sorry, nick, my arm blew up ACK ACK ACK"

It’s getting scary how much Nick resembles Ralph these days. In a few years we’re going to get the April/Nick sextape where he samples her period blood, and Null will have no choice but to shut down the farms for good just to spare mankind.

It’s like Tiber Septim mantling Lorkhan. Does Nick just become the Rekietamale and Ralph disappears in a few years?

 

[Beavis]

I don't know his motivation but yes, he did that. He put it in a legal filing that Nick is committing crimes.

The best representation $1,000 an hour can buy!

Wasn’t Nick begging Runkle to stream with him last week?

 

[AnOminous]

The best representation $1,000 an hour can buy!

Wasn’t Nick begging Runkle to stream with him last week?

Nobody wants to debase themselves by streaming with a degraded, degenerate crackhead piece of shit.

 

[3MMA]

Nobody wants to debase themselves by streaming with a degraded, degenerate crackhead piece of shit.

Nick failed the audition with Branca, & now he’s on the outside looking in.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

That said, he's seriously breakdancing back and forth over the line with his continued misrepresentations to the public that he actually is a lawyer at this point, because he isn't. The CLE shit would be relatively minor, but his obvious intention to continue portraying himself as a lawyer (including in legal filings) and, way worse, holding himself out as "practicing law" (literally admitting to a crime), while claiming a dissolved corporation that he isn't legally even allowed to have an ownership in, very well may be in discipline territory

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

I don't think so. If he does it we will know how many active subscribers he has. I don't think he would be happy about it.

 

[Burt Macklin]

I'll do you one better. Behold:

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This man enjoyed this way too much is where you know he's for sure a closet faggot. The way he says QUEEN........ He hasn't smiled like that...... ever.

Runkle of the Bailey landed the first interview of part of Karen Read's defense team (before the networks or even Court TV). 30k watching him and the chat is running like a machinegun.

3 years ago, this would have been Nick

Nick would have found some way to fuck it up tho. Just like everything else in life.

But have you had sex with Our Wife?

No. Sean was making sandwiches for our wife. Get it right you stupid fucking Denny's cop.

3 days since he promised to stream his enlightening thoughts on the Karen Read verdict.

Did he finally realize no one gives a fuck about what he has to say on trials? Did the "everyone realizes I know shit about the law" finally hit him in his last nitrous unicorn ride?

 

[AnOminous]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

What is he going to do, relabel his channel as cocksucking faggot homosexual Rekieta cuck channel? I mean that's basically what he is but will he ever admit it?

 

[DemsBNutz]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

Perhaps he can buy the funimation name from sony. Cumming full Circle making it once again the most hated brand name in cuckatainment.

 

[RotPockets]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

Rekieta Tech USA or “RTU Tech” for short, he can start by reviewing that dust covered Wacom tablet. I heard that name is available.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

But have you had sex with Our Wife?

I mean, who hasn't by this point? She's a cheap sllaaaaag

Nick chose his bed, but he's struggling against lying in it.

Underated comment. Very eloquent and precise
@Dixieland Buckaroo
Agreed. Wouldn't let me quote you. Have faith in the slobbermutt. Hardin will get it. Nick is a loser and never wins. The courts will rule correctly on it.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

3 days since he promised to stream his enlightening thoughts on the Karen Read verdict.

Is this the next 5k Locals gift or 20 Locals streams??

I think he wants to hear what others say and craft his opinion based on that. I am not sure he has the cognition for an independently reasoned and insightful opinion, so he will crib from others.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So, do you guys think he might abandon his Rekieta Law channel and create a new one? I ask because of the quote above, the whole diddleverse stuff and Nick arguing with his live chat, whittling it down to a-logs and the living dead.

Look, if he had a brain, he'd have cleaned up his shit a long time ago. Would be easy not to violate these laws and rules. But for his personal & internal "reasons" (by which I mean pathology and, even moreso, his assholery), he flagrantly, and knowingly and willfully, flouts all of them.

He is craven.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick failed the audition with Branca, & now he’s on the outside looking in.

Rekieta presents numerous challenges as a collaborative partner. While he may convince himself that the fault lies primarily with Aaron, the reality is that the responsibility rests on his own shoulders. Audiences might be receptive to a redemption arc if he played his cards right. However, either he is too exhausted to maintain appearances, or he no longer possesses the intellectual capacity to do so.

He frequently exhibits toxic behavior even when appearing as a guest on other shows. This was apparent during his appearances on Coomalot’s and Melton’s streams, where he seemed disengaged from the hosts’ intended format or focus. Instead, he would veer into tangents of his own choosing, often disregarding their relevance to the show. Rekieta has a tendency now to treat others' platforms as outlets for commentary he considers too trash for his own channel—topics he deems beneath his main brand, yet fitting for others.

Moreover, as noted by both Branca and “Good” Lawgic, being a guest on Rekieta’s stream can itself be a toxic experience. His audience—and at times Rekieta himself—will openly mock or disrespect other streamers with whom the guest may have no conflict with. Although guests should not be held accountable for Rekieta’s or his audience’s behavior, such environments place them in an uncomfortable position—particularly if they wish to preserve cordial relations with others in the broader legal commentary or streaming communities for networking purposes.

 

[Beavis]

Three years ago Nick was one top of the streaming world. He had 125k live viewers watching his Johnny Depp trial coverage. Lawyers were begging to come in his show for exposure.

Now he can’t get 1k live viewers and he’s getting left on read.

 

[Lurking9e9]

I think he wants to hear what others say and craft his opinion based on that. I am not sure he has the cognition for an independently reasoned and insightful opinion, so he will crib from others.

I don't think so. His dwindling audience doesn't tune in for any well reasoned commentary. He could have opened a stream from his phone and said "IT'S JUST LIKE MY CASE, THERE WAS SOME SERIOUS CORRUPTION!".

Or he could have just asked Grok to formulate a milquetoast opinion based on Twitter reactions.

Either one would have been sufficient for his audience. It likely would have done better than his last 5 streams, at least in terms of viewership.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Kurt hasn't worked in several years outside of youtube and even then he did patent law not criminal (still respectable)

I believe Potentially Criminal, Runkle, MLS, and Larry all still practice. Not sure who else...Law & Lumber?

Kurt still does some work, I believe he’s talked Sean about it on stream.