💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Vibralldo said:

Instead of doing his promised stream covering the most important part of a trial that's already over a day late, Nick's seething and lying to random twitter pepe avatars
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It is all so tiresome becuase Nick comes to himself with word games, but how the FUCK is getting yout wife on drugs, having her ARRESTED, and revealing to the world that she send nudes to ANOTHER MAN, not even the tiniest bit disgraceful???

He takes exactly 0 personally responsibility for it, and this is the reason he will never have a comeback as a streamer with a redemption arc.

WhimsicalTrolli said:
Doesn't he have shared custody and a cordial relationship with the ex wife since leaving the balldo bunker?
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Aaron was probably just grumbling agreeably about his 'damn weekends!', while Nick was 100% seriously complaining. People grouse about things like family and job a lot, but do not mean it too seriously. Nick does not realise that.

Swole McPole said:
I bought all my le Creuset back in the day, when the largest piece in the range cost less than $100. My fetish for Japanese kitchen knives and whetstones, on the other hand, might yet empty out the bank of Mum and Dad.
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I LOVE my good set of knives and I will inherit some good crockery and plate one day because I am the only family member known to cook regularly. The siren call of a good pan or dish is real...

SterilizedGlowsticks said:
Maybe he's waiting for the Kouncil to give him permission again...
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What does he even DO!? If he says he drives his children all day, he cannot maintain that he single-handedly supports his family financially and must concede he is a bum reliant only hand-outs. He is entirely unrelatable to the demographic of working-class people he originally captured as an audience.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
What does he even DO!?
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Nick tweets about Aaron, seethes about Aaron, rages in DMs with fellow faggots — about Aaron.

This motherfucker will be dead before he realizes that he has freely given Aaron way more control over his life than the dude could ever have gained through scheming.

I’m not an Aaron fan but apart from the kinds of financial worries that are not uncommon for men who don’t mooch off mommy well into their 40s, that fool seems pretty content with his lot in life at this point. Nick could live to 120 and I still can’t imagine him attaining one-tenth of Aaron’s peace of mind before he fucking dies.

Nick’s life is ruined. Nick ruined his own life. Nick continues to ruin his own life. Nick will always ruin his own life. But he gives all the credit to Aaron Imholte.

Talk about a self-own.
 
Dr Naomi Hunter said:
Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.

Remember after the shower texts when he sperged at Sean because the narrative was that he was “mad”? Being mad at the internet seems to be his loss condition for some reason. It’s why the struggle session with Keanu was such a loss for him. It’s also why he keeps jabbing at Aaron, Kurt and whoever else is the enemy of the day. He’s trying to make them “mad” and sperg out. It’s ineffective and is probably advice from Juju.
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If that's true then he's lost because he's been seething all night
 
waffle said:
Wasnt his Texas rekieta media LLC administratively dissolved like two years ago?
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@Dixieland Buckaroo and @Strix454 seems to have posted a lot about it and found that his LLC was in probationary 'FORFEITED' status when the lawsuit was filed, but this was corrected. His legal LLC was defunct at the same time.





It was found to be so in early-March/late-February 2023 when Schneider put it in a court document:


It was reactivated shortly after in mid-2023:


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Darkholme's Dungeon said:
He also mentioned Monica Rial and TV remote Ron Toye, oh and uh Russle Greer. So it's more of hairbrained "well I stream and I have viewers in Texas, so you can't sue me in Minnesota you fucktards!".
Obviously, you can go the diversity jursitction and sue in the federal circuit. Otherwise, you can sue where Nick lives (MN) as Montygraph has proved
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All of his big brained plans require him to be able to say he was acting only in his capacity as an employee of whatever his single-member LLC was and not as him self.

I'm sure he has observed all of his corporate formalities.
 
Red Frida said:
Kayla wasn't disgraced because she's built for the streets. Her nudes are worth $50.
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At most, and only if a court of law is doing the value assessment. On the actual streets Nick would be the one paying men to look at that trashy, tatted, BBC-battered skeleton.
 
waffle said:
All of his big brained plans require him to be able to say he was acting only in his capacity as an employee of whatever his single-member LLC was and not as him self.

I'm sure he has observed all of his corporate formalities.
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I'm sure a disinterested investor in Rekieta Media LLC would have been thrilled to see their employee's madness hurt the bottom line as much as it did.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
@Dixieland Buckaroo and @Strix454 seems to have posted a lot about it and found that his LLC was in probationary 'FORFEITED' status when the lawsuit was filed, but this was corrected. His legal LLC was defunct at the same time.





It was found to be so in early-March/late-February 2023 when Schneider put it in a court document:


It was reactivated shortly after in mid-2023:

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Minor correction, the Texas Rekieta media LLC lapsed again. I think it's in the thread somewhere, but I just checked:

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waffle said:
I'm sure he has observed all of his corporate formalities.
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I can’t wait to find out all the Superberry money was despoisted into a personal instead of a business account because he was too lazy to do it correctly, and that pierces the veil.
 
RotPockets said:
Which LLC did Nicholas Robert Rekieta of Rekieta Law, failson of Bob and Celeste Rekieta; use to defraud the US taxpayer on those PPP loans, when the faggot streamed from home with zero fucking employees to need payroll protection for?

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Self Employed as of 03/24/2021 when he was begging daddy gubmint for a free Rustang.
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I had heard of abuse of the PPP loan system but never looked into it. Help me out here, does this say he borrowed $20k for payroll during Covid and then didn't have to pay any of it back? Is that what I'm reading here?
 
Dr Naomi Hunter said:
Nick’s current behaviour and strategy IMHO is to simply say outrageous and offensive things to make his enemies “mad”. That’s literally all he is trying to do, no matter how unhinged he comes across as.
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Kheapathic said:
People be evil and get heat, because it's cool, in an edgy "You talk like Sephiroth" WWE TV-14 way. Most of us grow out of it, because we realize we really don't have the mindset or gifts to be able to solo life like some asshole savant.
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Krusty Rage said:
He started out wholesome, then got edge when it was not appropriate, and now he is just being offensive for the sake of being offensive.
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I do believe that this may be part of Nicks nebulously formed defence strategy in the defamation lawsuit brought by Montagraph.

Nick is leaning into the "insult comedian" and "shock jock" persona to bolster the idea that "it's just jokes, mang". The fact that he is in actuality a thoroughly unpleasant and angry person is just a happy accident.

I hope to still be around to witness the court case when it finally comes to trial in a few decades.
 
AI Generated User said:
I had heard of abuse of the PPP loan system but never looked into it. Help me out here, does this say he borrowed $20k for payroll during Covid and then didn't have to pay any of it back? Is that what I'm reading here?
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Yes. His loan was forgiven. Mister uber libertarian did the same thing a lot of black people have done.

Wait. Does the government think he's black? Is that why they're giving him kid gloves treatment? 🤔
 
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