💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[stupid frog]

You know how everyone is always saying Aaron slept with the only women Rekieta has fucked?

Well, unlike Nick, Aaron didn't have to pay those two women to sleep with him.
"Listen here you Kiwi FAGGOT, I didn't pay April to sleep with me!" Nick seethes in his Balldo Bunker.

Oh but you did. You paid Kayla off with traditional security, which you then destroyed, then piled her with drugs.
You paid April with drugs.

Nick is an incel nerd who has never had sex without paying for it.

So funny and weird!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is an incel nerd who has never had sex without paying for it.

Which is probably why he’s so emotionally invested in this LARP as a wife-stealing Casanova. Dude you gave coke to a coke whore, it’s not the Art of Seduction.

 

[Folgers Can]

Gee I can't imagine why this bitchy little scream queen has no audience.

Just got a note that Nick has popped up in the NLO chat.

It's nice to know what he finds so much more important to consume his valuable time than prompt reporting on the Karen Read verdict to his loyal audience:



With rewind shut off it's hard to decipher the context, but MAPton did just mention an aversion to creating politically-themed Supertips voices, so it could be in reference to Nick's recent Xitter discussion of adding a Khamenei voice having been DENIED by Moody.

 

[AnOminous]

Which is probably why he’s so emotionally invested in this LARP as a wife-stealing Casanova. Dude you gave coke to a coke whore, it’s not the Art of Seduction.

He paid for sex. Something even Russell Greer can do.

Look at this fucking faggot nerd. This is the dude who thinks he can somehow flex on you.

Look at this fag! Absolute fucking NERD.

Look at this geek, this homo, this gaywad, look what an obvious dorkwad he is!

This is NICK!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

MAPton did just mention an aversion to creating politically-themed Supertips voices

So he IS capable of making sane decisions when he wants.

so it could be in reference to Nick's recent Xitter discussion of adding a Khamenei voice having been DENIED by Moody.

Only Nick would find it appropriate to tell a Muslim that you want to make fun of one of his religion’s most prominent clergymen.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Solid-steel evidence that the entire Karen Read trial streaming was to satisfy his parole officer.
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.

I don't think it's that complicated, he thought all he needed to do was stream a trial with no guests and no interest at all in the trial and all his viewers would come back.

Instead he lost both his audience and his guests to Kurt.

I got verification from @Sneed Force One, as noted. Sorry you’re upset.

Upset would be something like your absolutely unhinged and hilarious crash out last week when Gabe Hoffman flopped at anyone criticizing Gabe which was more entertaining than the stream itself.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He paid for sex. Something even Russell Greer can do.
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Look at this fucking faggot nerd. This is the dude who thinks he can somehow flex on you.

Look at this fag! Absolute fucking NERD.

Look at this geek, this homo, this gaywad, look what an obvious dorkwad he is!

This is NICK!

Dude, do you even know how many hours he has in Everquest?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It's nice to know what he finds so much more important to consume his valuable time than prompt reporting on the Karen Read verdict to his loyal audience:

He appears to show little regard for his loyal audience. He sleeps during his streams and maintains no consistent streaming schedule—often starting significantly late. His Locals community seems to receive attention only around subscription renewal periods, with the promised $5K gift still undelivered and Locals-exclusive streams being few and far between. He seems more inclined to antagonize Aaron than to genuinely engage with his audience.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He appears to show little regard for his loyal audience.

To be fair to Rekieta, he may have realized that anyone who still is a member of his "loyal audience" deserves neither regard or respect.

 

[Vibralldo]

He appears to show little regard for his loyal audience. He sleeps during his streams and maintains no consistent streaming schedule—often starting significantly late. His Locals community seems to receive attention only around subscription renewal periods, with the promised $5K gift still undelivered and Locals-exclusive streams being few and far between. He seems more inclined to antagonize Aaron than to genuinely engage with his audience.

Nick sees his audience the same way he sees Kayla.

He wants the more degenerate audience willing to put up with whatever and send him nudes (April), but he's stuck with the dumb boring fans that force him to do what he's expected to do, but hate by streaming law (Kayla)

 

[Penguin Soldier]

The recent Nick/Aaron filing has gotten me thinking, not about the usual Nick faggotry as one might expect, but of how much of a piece of shit Keanu is.

Its easy to call her a dumb cunt, air headed bimbo, etc, but that isn't right imo. This woman claims to fight for women and against abusive men, yet besides a single stream, I've only ever seen her enable them. This whole revenge porn shit that allows Nick to abuse the court system to harass Aaron and continually humiliate Kayla is her fault. She was shown a video of Ralph threatening Mae and not even 24 hours later she's buddying up to him and then streamed with him. When the Jew showed her undeniable proof that Camelot enjoys a show about child rape, she instantly started running defense for him.

Labeling her as simply stupid downplays how genuinely awful of a human she is. She hides behind the fact her ex choked her to justify her shitty selfish behavior. Simply mentioning her abuse brings on the tears, but is smiles and laughs talking to a man who she heard threaten to kill his wife? Keanu is not a dumb misguided abuse victim, she picks and chooses when her morals apply and doesn't care about who gets hurt as long as it's not her. She isn't a retard, she's willfully malignant.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He seems more inclined to antagonize Aaron than to genuinely engage with his audience.

Do dudes who obsess about other dudes, post fanfic about imaginary things that other dudes never did, and get MATI about other dudes not realize that they look like fucking faggots?

I get that Nick’s life sucks because of how he fucked it up. I can see how it would be easier to chimp out at Aaron all day and try to get his attention. He must enjoy what it feels like to sperg like that. But damn, how do guys like this not see how pathetic (and gay) they look?

 

[AnOminous]

She isn't a retard, she's willfully malignant.

She sucks off the rage pig who threatened to murder his wife while his child was crying in the background.

She has no moral position whatsoever. She is a dimwit dumb evil whore cunt. She should eat glass shards.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

He has the Courtney Clenney (OF girl) trial that he will probably drop if there are not enough salacious details, but at least it will give him a week or two to make sexual jokes!

If I was him, I would go full Maga to get some sort of audience back because he's simply outclassed as a trial streamer. Remember, his stop the steal videos preformed really well. MAGA boomers won't know or care about his um, life choices.

Nick is incapable or unwilling to live the lie anymore. He used to do this with his conservative lolbert trad dad routine, but he is not about to stuff himself back into the closet. It is too much work for him.

Randazza runs a sizable law firm—couldn't he simply designate another attorney from his team to represent Rekieta in his stead, even if he himself were unavailable during that timeframe?

He, in fact, responded to Hardin and said he would get a subordinate in MN to re-schedule. He could very well have sent someone in his place.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

If Randazza gets hit by sanctions for no showing a hearing that he required before the case could proceed (thus delaying the entire case by months) so he could rub shoulders elsewhere, does he personally pay that sanction or is Nick on the hook for it?

Nick can't be happy that his lawyer is costing him extra by not doing his job. I wonder if part of Nick's recent off screen agitation was Randazza going 'hey Nick I got big lawyer things to do, so I'm blowing off your case'

 

[Vibralldo]

She hides behind the fact her ex choked her to justify her shitty selfish behavior

Based on how she acts, bitch probably deserved it

She's the type of psycho bitch you see that thinks using nice sounding buzzwords makes her a good person on its own

It's like how Ian Jomha says that he's learned empathy and he's trying to help his friend as he gaslights his friend, co-signs attempts to get his kids falsely taken away by CPS, and laughs at human skulls being sent to his friend's house to threaten him.

She thinks that by saying she's an advocate over and over again and signal boosting mainstream cut and dry cases of domestic abuse she's an advocate, but when the chips are down and she actually has to stand up to someone she sides with the abuser.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Based on how she acts, bitch probably deserved it

If it makes you feel any better, she’s talked about how she let guys piss on her prior to her relationship with Geno.

 

[TherapyMan]

She has no moral position whatsoever.

I get strong vibes that Keanu will on a whim ally with, then backstab anyone for no other reason that she can. No real thought or morals behind it. Real BPD type of person.

Nick is incapable or unwilling to live the lie anymore.

I vote incapable. Current day Nick has brain damage and seems legitimately unable to exercise any real impulse control.

 

[woodedbag]

The recent Nick/Aaron filing has gotten me thinking, not about the usual Nick faggotry as one might expect, but of how much of a piece of shit Keanu is.

Its easy to call her a dumb cunt, air headed bimbo, etc, but that isn't right imo. This woman claims to fight for women and against abusive men, yet besides a single stream, I've only ever seen her enable them. This whole revenge porn shit that allows Nick to abuse the court system to harass Aaron and continually humiliate Kayla is her fault. She was shown a video of Ralph threatening Mae and not even 24 hours later she's buddying up to him and then streamed with him. When the Jew showed her undeniable proof that Camelot enjoys a show about child rape, she instantly started running defense for him.

Labeling her as simply stupid downplays how genuinely awful of a human she is. She hides behind the fact her ex choked her to justify her shitty selfish behavior. Simply mentioning her abuse brings on the tears, but is smiles and laughs talking to a man who she heard threaten to kill his wife? Keanu is not a dumb misguided abuse victim, she picks and chooses when her morals apply and doesn't care about who gets hurt as long as it's not her. She isn't a retard, she's willfully malignant.

Bro she is married to Geno Bisconnti and her mom is an old leather bomber jacket that came to life, I think she suffers enough

 

[Path Wanderer]

After enhancing the audio, it seems that his throat and nose are producing sounds reminiscent of flatulence, likely due to damage sustained from cocaine abuse. But everyone can be their own judge.

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This audio is actually the byproduct of Milwaukee Marathon Patented invention by Patrick S. Thomlinson allowing the inhalation of flatulence from members of the african american community directly into the oral passage