💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.4%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.3%
  • Total voters
    696
Sneed Force One said:
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.
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Vibralldo said:
Yeah, we figured when the majority of his trial coverage became him reacting to the Kurt pizza casserole video instead of covering the trial
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So Nicholas:
Skips work when he feels like it.
Sleeps on the job.
When he's there and (barely) awake he doesn't do what he's supposed to do and instead entertains himself with cooking videos.
His overall performance is poor by all measurable standards.

I think he needs to be fired.
 
Fapcop said:
Ultimately it doesn’t matter if he misses a court appearance or two. It’s a shit case that he’ll lose anyways, and he still gets paid.
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That's probably his issue. Why would he show up to a completely gay hearing like this?

The obvious answer is the important witness Mr. Green failed to appear and he wasn't being paid.

Maybe the gay cocksucker Cuckieta is no longer paying him? Why would a dude like Randazza even roll out of bed not to get paid?

Nick is broke. He isn't even paying any more. He'd best save whatever tiny amounts of money he has left to buy lube, because he's going to get fucked in the ass in every legal case he's involved in.
 
AnOminous said:
That's probably his issue. Why would he show up to a completely gay hearing like this?

The obvious answer is the important witness Mr. Green failed to appear and he wasn't being paid.

Maybe the gay cocksucker Cuckieta is no longer paying him? Why would a dude like Randazza even roll out of bed not to get paid?

Nick is broke. He isn't even paying any more. He'd best save whatever tiny amounts of money he has left to buy lube, because he's going to get fucked in the ass in every legal case he's involved in.
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Nick's been really obsessed with specific dollar amounts with lawsuits recently
 
Randazza should no-show on Nick again and leave him holding another fee to owe.

Peak comedy.
 
Always finding new ways to fuck yourself over Crackets. It's a talent nobody wants. Congratulations, I guess.
I wouldn't be surprised if Randazza bails before the next hearing.
 
Ah ha' said:
That is way offbeat man.

Balldo man, Balldo man
Streams whenever he can
Spins a tale, always lies
Dont believe it? Then he cries

Hey now, there cries the Balldoman!

Is he strong? No he aint!
Just the sight of blood, makes him faint
Threatens lawsuits everyday
Turn of the screen, walk away

Hey now there goes the Balldoman!

Streaming late at night
Only to avoid doing time
Like a line of coke
Its gone in no time!

Balldoman balldoman
Unfriendly faggot balldoman
Wealth and fame, public trust
His reputation is now lost

Hey there whenever theres a whippit
You can bet he’s gonna sniff it
There snorts the balldoman!!
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Closer, but you're still not counting syllables properly. Hit it!


Balldo-Man, Balldo-Man,
Streaming as little as he can!
Spins a tale, full of lies,
though when caught, he denies!

Look out! There posts the Balldo-Man!

Is he high? Listen, bud--
He's got chemicals in his blood!
Up or down, freshly bought,
so his urine's glowing hot!

Hey there! There sulks the Balldo-Man!

In his lair, about,
he'll stream of modern crime,
'till he crashes out,
but never quite on time!

Balldo-Man, Balldo-Man,
Drunk degenerate Balldo-Man,
Fell from grace, on his own!
His fate's likely someplace warm!

Poor him, his life is likely busted!
Look on and be disgusted!
He is the BALLDO-MAN!
 
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Hi Nick 👋🏻
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Null said:
Do you have any record of him speaking, writing, emailing, or anything else at 8:45am CST?
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Owlbear said:
That photo was posted at 1:20 PM EST (12:20 PM CST), which is plenty of time for him to make it to a zoom hearing. He also tweeted a bunch of things at around 7:50 AM CST.
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If you are in the US sans AZ and HI, you aren't on standard time. That's the S (standard ) in the time zone designation. It's daylight time until the first Sunday after Halloween (D). To reduce ambiguity, just write ET or CT. I don't want you to hang your hat on something that someone can challenge you on "muh actually."
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Aaron’s lawyer responds to the violation allegation:

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This was sent to me privately. We’ll see if it gets verified.
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Stop pretending to larp as someone with inside knowledge.
It's really dumb and cringe.

This wasn't some secret document that was "sent to [you] privately" before appearing publicly.

You see how your screenshot says "Minnesota Judicial Branch" as a watermark on it? As mentioned on the MCRO website, that watermark is a signature added by MCRO to all PDFs available for download from the site. The original source of the screenshot you posted is MCRO, the same public website available to everyone.

In other words, you either pulled the document off MCRO yourself and presented it as "sent to [you] privately", or were sent that from some other Discord sperg as a SUPER EXCLUSIVE TIP and were too fucking retarded to recognize it's from the public website and not some super exclusive information.

Here's the case entry. You could have downloaded the exact same document via going to MCRO, typing in the case number 73-CR-24-6910, and clicking the relevant "Download PDF" button. There's your "verification". Next time, do that.

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