💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Punkin_Man]

Lmfao these niggers are going to get completely raped by Canada I give it like a week or two before she starts bitching about it

Groceries in edmonton are about 150-200 dollars more expensive for them, don't quote me on this because my math sucks though, someone else will likely correct me. Unless they are mooching off her parents, which is extremely retarded because even some of the richer boomers here are struggling.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

I bet their best buddy Hasan would have something to say about that, given that one appearance on his gay little show where Anisa kept yapping on and on about how Commie she was and how landlords deserve the rope

But when she does it, Anissa will be a fun communist queen landlady. She'll need that rent on time, of course, but her glowing personality will make her a beloved character in the lives of her pathetic renter inferiors -- Anissa, almost definitely.

I mean it works on Ian. She'll just need to find more simps who are willing to pay her while also handling all their own repairs and never bothering her with any landlord responsibilities ever. God knows Ian can't fix a sink.

 

[SCV]

I thought DSP was an anomaly of immediately spending every penny he's ever been allowed to hold, but apparently this is a recurring thing with idiot narcs who get rich too early.

Bad news friend, it is a recurring thing with the majority of the population.

 

[PeachSmoothie]

Anus explicitly transferred sole ownership of the house to Ian's name only. What did she mean by this?
maybe some kind of immigration related bullshit?
Edit: this also implies that they have separate finances. To what degree I can't say.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

If Idubbbz managed to talk Anisa into a suicide pact I would say he redeemed himself halfway. I doubt Anisa would ever think low enough of herself to do it, but it would be legendary if he took one for the team and saved the world from another BPD mess.

She would pull a Cleopatra and trick him into killing himself, then immediately go back on her word and try to spin his suicide into something positive for her.

 

[Trans Randy]

Lmfao these niggers are going to get completely raped by Canada I give it like a week or two before she starts bitching about it

The funniest ending to this Canada arc would be Ian overstaying his visa and getting deported back to Trumpreich by the Mounties.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Anus explicitly transferred sole ownership of the house to Ian's name only. What did she mean by this?
maybe some kind of immigration related bullshit?

A woman would only ever willingly give a man total legal and financial leverage against her if she had no other choice or she knew she owned that man body, heart and soul.

 

[SandyCat]

Idubbz is the embodiment of being a desperate pussy whipped retard. That ugly tattooed woman ruined him

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

I bet their best buddy Hasan would have something to say about that, given that one appearance on his gay little show where Anisa kept yapping on and on about how Commie she was and how landlords deserve the rope

She said that while knowing they both had rented out at least 2 houses, Ian's first house in San Diego and that Edmonton house Anisa made Ian buy to avoid her getting deported during covid

 

[Leo Frank]

Bog #54



Anisa and Ian are now child experts despite admitting to being weird and obviously childless. I’m curious as to why they suddenly wanted to talk about kids so much. Anisa seems like she hates kids.

• ian says the dogs love Canada, Anisa says the dog is an “Alberta boy”
• They couldn’t watch sinners because they had to go to Canada and anisa doesn’t want to watch a horror movie
• Anisa just can’t handle violence!!! (Unless someone is beating the shit out of Ian - then shes ready to take pictures)
• Ian says he only watches 14-15 year old movie reviewers?
• Ian hates that parents could tell kids anything and they believe it. Ian demonstrates how his dad taught him how to put on deodorant (we don’t believe you wear deodorant. He just happened to have a stick of deodorant in this hostage basement)
• Anisa claims her parents never lied to her. She thinks lying to kids is okay in terms of the hard truth like pet deaths
• Anisa references Kirk Honda and says that as a parent you’re supposed to be the most stable and consistent thing in their life (WOW, GROUNDBREAKING)
• Ian says his parents were 95% right about things
• Anisa (childless and retarded) is now giving advice on how to give advice or answer questions that children ask their parents
• Ian says if he had a kid he would want to be authoritative and knew what he was taking about
• Anisa says kids should be shielded until they’re 12
• Anisa says don’t share financial problems with young children (Groundbreaking again)
• Ian says the first 3-5 years of his life he lived in a trailer park and it was the best time of his life. It was just him, his sister, his mom and a dog
• Anisa admits now they have time to watch severance (even though she was just talking about how busy they were on Twitter)
• Ian talks about a tiktok with lesbians who had a baby and one of them didn’t talk to the kid and the people in the comments were saying she needed to talk to the kid but he said parenting is a learning experience
• Ian says he kept his eyes opened when he used to get his braces tightened until they told him he could close his eyes
• Anisa says they’re just awkward people (teeeheee)
• Anisa says people have a hard time humanizing children
• Ian is watching a lot of videos of comedians performing for kids
• Ian says he needs to practice talking to kids and old people
• Dane doesn’t know how to talk to children in a child-like voice vs your normal voice
• Ian says he thinks he would be fine as a child with being talked to normally
• Anisa disagrees and says that in children’s shows that’s why they talk the way they do
• Anisa is phishing that she wants to be checked again for autism
• Dane says he thinks they perceive themselves as awkward because they don’t talk to a lot people
• Anisa says BUT THEY DO HERES A LIST (then doesn’t provide it to not dox them)
• Anisa claims she doesn’t know how to express the right amount of happiness
• Anisa says she was bullied a lot growing up and the compliments she received were fake so now she doesn’t seem happy when people compliment her
• Reading comments, I don’t care
• Ian says they’ve been visiting a lot of parts of Edmonton, he calls it the epic artic shithole of Canada
• They want to go back to the mall hotel where they used to stay when they were dating
• Anisa says they don’t wear wedding rings because they got stolen and they don’t care, the rings were cheap, anisa’s ring was from Etsy
• They both say they celebrate their dating anniversary more than their wedding anniversary
• Dane says for their anniversary next week they should get new rings at the mall
• Anisa says next week they are “going into the mountains” for a mountain vacation with dogs. That’s where they will be for her birthday
• Anisa is having trouble remembering their dating anniversary and if it’s in the same week as Ian’s birthday. (Ian’s birthday is 10/1/90. She says they “count” their anniversary as 10/16. I wonder why there is so much confusion over a date they celebrate more than their wedding anniversary ??)
• Anisa thinks in the west you should only have two kids max
• Ian throws out doing a documentary on nick cannon for having so many kids

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Anus explicitly transferred sole ownership of the house to Ian's name only. What did she mean by this?
maybe some kind of immigration related bullshit?

It was over three years ago, late March 2022, shortly before Creator Clash 1.

This may have just been a step to be able to collateralize the property for use to secure business loans/insurance.

The failure of CC3 may explain why the house is empty: whoever owns CC now, also owns the house.

 

[Trans Randy]

Okay, new headcanon unlocked.
Ian is now desperately trying to fight back against Anisa by making her repeatedly think about the one thing she fears most: Having children with him.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

Maybe if they stopped buying shitty tattoos they could afford rent.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

The failure of CC3 may explain why the house is empty: whoever owns CC now, also owns the house.

Mike Leanardi (atleast I assume it was him, they didn't namedrop who was trying to sue them for CC2 during that bog episode) might have lost that battle over CC2 but he stayed in, played the long game and won the war.

 

[anisa_jomha_reciepts]

Beezle's back, archiving clips
>idubbbz almost shits himself from eating Tim Hortons

>Anisa recoils from idubbbz stinky breath

 

[Shoresy]

ian says the dogs love Canada, Anisa says the dog is an “Alberta boy

phew, at least he fucked off over to 'berta with the rest of the inbred retards where he belongs

 

[Dr. Butt]

cucked, depressed, emasculated

Even without the abuse, even if he was his pre-Anus, boxcutter-wielding, sewer-pickle-eating, freedom-having self, he'd be absolutely fucked in Edmonton by virtue of being far too much of a pussy to survive there.

 

[CTR Operative]

Ian says the first 3-5 years of his life he lived in a trailer park and it was the best time of his life.

But Denims told me it's impossible that he remembers that?

Anisa thinks in the west you should only have two kids max

Oh, shut the fuck up Anisa. "In the west." Fuck off. So in places where a family could actually afford to feed more than 2 kids without sending them off to work in a sweatshop, they shouldn't do it? Doesn't this dipshit have 3 siblings?

 

[McSneaks]

Doesn't this dipshit have 3 siblings?

Doesn't that kind of prove her point? Clearly her parents had at least one too many

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Ian says he kept his eyes opened when he used to get his braces tightened until they told him he could close his eyes

At least he used to listen to advice that ran against his natural autism. Now when we tell him he could just leave Anissa and stop being a faggot he gets defensive.