💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Clem Fandango]

He's drunk right?

This morning I cycled to work down the canal tow-path, and I shit you not there was a guy there at 8am already on his second can of Stella Artois, fishing.

That guy is probably a more productive member of society than Nick Rekieta, since Nick slept in until about 3pm, while my guy was up at 8am getting drunk, and there's every chance he actually caught a fish, while Nick accomplished NOTHING today.

 

[Vibralldo]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

Neutral, Nick doesn't care and was only streaming it to pretend like he had a job for probation. He spent a good chunk of the trial either not streaming or making fun of Kurt's cooking videos

He was also ranting about how the court was maligning Karen Read the same way they "maligned" him

Kurt, on the other hand, found great success by ignoring the drama and actually streaming the trial. He managed to pull in 4-6k viewers at his peak (totally eclipsing Nick) and scoring big lawtubers and people involved with the case as guests.

 

[dustnight]

Balldoman Balldoman
Fires up a stream
When he finds his nitrous can.

Balldoman Balldoman
Sniffs up coke with Toes cumrag
Spins a lie, when he can
Copes and seethes, all the time
Look out!
Here comes the Balldoman ​

 

[200MB]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

 

[Beavis]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

I wouldn’t be shocked if he quits day streaming and sticks to night time whinefests to the remaining 500 balldo washers and hate watchers.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

Balldo Inc escaped bongland to become an American corporation, but it's probably fucked regardless of Karen Read skating. Who the hell wants to strap one of those to your balls?

As for Balldoman, LLC- Nick's LLC and Media LLC are both defunct. The trial being over means Nick has a choice- will he continue down the path of Jim Sterling, where every few streams is another thousand subscribers lost? Will he continue to LARP trial streams while....

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

I bet he goes back to night streams, then irregular night streams, then coke streams.

 

[thebigdream]

Neutral, Nick doesn't care and was only streaming it to pretend like he had a job for probation. He spent a good chunk of the trial either not streaming or making fun of Kurt's cooking videos

He was also ranting about how the court was maligning Karen Read the same way they "maligned" him

Kurt, on the other hand, found great success by ignoring the drama and actually streaming the trial. He managed to pull in 4-6k viewers at his peak (totally eclipsing Nick) and scoring big lawtubers and people involved with the case as guests.

What interests me is how Nick's numbers show he has the potential to rebound if he just provides some half-useful fucking commentary. 1000-2000 is still healthy viewership and a springboard for growth. All the ingredients are there to reclaim his former life, if only he could resist the retard voice in his head that whispers to him about watching another Kurt cooking video from 2 years ago. But he just can't do it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

What do you mean “start”? He’s been working OT on their units for weeks (and in Aaron’s case, over a year).

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

Waiting for Nick's show to just be restreams of the two with hard hitting commentary.

 

[CoomerTine]

Aaron violating is hilarious but Nick won’t go without a one either in the next five years

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick dedicating his show to seething about Kurt, saying he's fat and accusing him of being a pedophile instead of covering the trial he claimed he would cover has backfired and alienated a big chunk of his tiny remaining audience.

Meanwhile Kurt is being rewarded for ignoring the drama and actually covering the trial.

It's beautiful.

Legally, you can trust Kurt around kids than rekieta.

 

[Maude Snew]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

Pff, he's not even a law channel, incel prude, he's a very exclusive Kurt's cooking review channel, anybody can do law, nobody else can review pizza casserole, nor talk about Kurt's dick like that time Ralph kept bringing up yours, only Ralph eventually got that just made him sound super gay, which somehow Nick can't grasp. Rumor has it he'll change the name of his channel to Nick's dicks, something he is very qualified to review.

 

[Ah ha']

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That is way offbeat man.

Balldo man, Balldo man
Streams whenever he can
Spins a tale, always lies
Dont believe it? Then he cries

Hey now, there cries the Balldoman!

Is he strong? No he aint!
Just the sight of blood, makes him faint
Threatens lawsuits everyday
Turn of the screen, walk away

Hey now there goes the Balldoman!

Streaming late at night
Only to avoid doing time
Like a line of coke
Its gone in no time!

Balldoman balldoman
Unfriendly faggot balldoman
Wealth and fame, public trust
His reputation is now lost

Hey there whenever theres a whippit
You can bet he’s gonna sniff it
There snorts the balldoman!!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

I guess he can go back to talking about Trump and guns? Supreme court just did a bunch of rulings including the tranny one so he can say something about that. I guess he could cover some older trial and talk about why it ended up the way it ended up.

It's hard to think of a good high profile trial right now, but to be fair neither Nick or I are lawyers.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's hard to think of a good high profile trial right now, but to be fair neither Nick or I are lawyers.

Nick will start covering the Diddy trial when the defense starts soon and spend every day telling us how cool it is for a man to watch his partner get fucked by other men, be they Mandingo or Imholte. He’ll be down to < 500 viewers (all hate watchers) in no time.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

My assumption is that he wanted guilty so he could pontificate on how unfair the state is and how unfair it is to him.

He didn’t participate in any verdict watch, but I think most of Lawtube hates him because he attacks Sean, Kurt, and Dicksucker. Those guys seem to have all found their niche, play nice, and provide commentary. Nick just lashes out and makes sex jokes.

Seriously though, Karen Read might not be a Depp, but in many ways it’s bigger. It’s more akin to Rittenhouse in how the entire case is bullshit, I’d talk to Sean if you are more interested in the details.

 

[Captain Manning]

I just looked through MCRO with the case number: 73-CR-24-6910. I don't see Nick/Kayla's complaint.

The "Conditional Release Violation Report" was filed under seal, so we can't get at it. We just know it exists because of a docket entry.

It would appear that the judge just commanded Aaron to appear before her on June 25th, at 1:45 PM Local. See attached PDF.

Which, if I am not mistaken, IS already Aaron's sentencing date. So Peterson apparently got what he asked for in his correspondence, and they are not gonna haul him in there any sooner.

I do know that Aaron mistakenly played a few minutes of our own @Sharpeteer's funny edit of the battle between Nick and the farmers here. It included some images of Kayla. He quickly turned it off. Nick noticed and tweeted about it, IIRC.

It could be that, I suppose.

I think Nick is basically looking for any excuse, however minor, to try to get Aaron.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

I guess he can go back to talking about Trump and guns? Supreme court just did a bunch of rulings including the tranny one so he can say something about that. I guess he could cover some older trial and talk about why it ended up the way it ended up.

It's hard to think of a good high profile trial right now, but to be fair neither Nick or I are lawyers.

If I was him, I would go full Maga to get some sort of audience back because he's simply outclassed as a trial streamer. Remember, his stop the steal videos preformed really well. MAGA boomers won't know or care about his um, life choices.

 

[Red Dye #5]

So does he find a new trial to stream or does he start covering Kurt and Aaron's genitals fulltime?

If he was smart he would go over historical trials that are interesting, but the trial of Aaron’s goo(n) pic is more important

 

[Soapmore]

Rekieta isn't a competent (hu)man—and he's barely a man.

Nick Rekieta is the smallest man in any room.