💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Vibralldo]

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Solid-steel evidence that the entire Karen Read trial streaming was to satisfy his parole officer.
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.

Yeah, we figured when the majority of his trial coverage became him reacting to the Kurt pizza casserole video instead of covering the trial

 

[TheTractor]

Sometimes I hate that he got 5 years probation, they basically gave him 5 more years of life instead of the few months he had left at the rate he was going.

Fapcop would already be with Kayla and they would live in a clean house...

 

[Captain Manning]

Way to respect all your viewers who have watched you for 6 weeks.

To be blunt: Fuck them. They get what they fucking deserve.

"Hur dur, Kurt has a micro peen."

WHERE WAS YOUR E-GOD DURING THE KAREN READ VERDICT, IDIOTS?

Kurt had a whole panel of lawyers going, including Andrea Burkhart, and 10,000+ live views. Nick was passed out from Galaxy Gas and late night seething in backwater YouTube chats. Sucks to suck.

Nick doesn’t sleep, he passes out.

Nick doesn’t wake up, he comes to.

Nick doesn't live, he copes and sneeds.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

Sometimes I hate that he got 5 years probation, they basically gave him 5 more years of life instead of the few months he had left at the rate he was going.

Fapcop would already be with Kayla and they would live in a clean house...

Bold assumption to think he'll keep his nose clean for 5 years.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Red, blue on white, the Russian flag.
That's so funny, how did you come up with it???

What can I say, I've got a great sense of humor.

 

[Oxyjen]

All that sobbing about how evil the prosecution and court systems are, and how “justice is dead in America,” and she was completely acquitted.

The thing is though (in my opinion) she probably did “do it”, in terms of manslaughter at least. There’s no way she was going to get convicted on anything serious though, the evidence gathering was too fucked up. Kind of a shame for the victim’s family, no closure for them.

 

[Something Awful]

I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.

They're willingly giving money to a retard who allegedly pissed away $50k on that kitschy-ass Joker painting that's not worth $50 to a normal person. They get what they fucking deserve.

 

[dustnight]

Touchy, touchy baby Nicky.
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Way to respect all your viewers who have watched you for 6 weeks.

But, please, keep screaming at Stearns County about how Aaron violated the dumbest RP charge/TRO known to MN. Important work there.

I'm sorry Aaron Imholte ate mahhh gooo and he won't stop talking about how he plowed our wife. Go fuck yourself.

imagine missing the Read verdict, what a fucking loser retard
he's blue he's dying.mp4

Okay I'm keeping this one.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

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Solid-steel evidence that the entire Karen Read trial streaming was to satisfy his parole officer.
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.

It's kind of crazy how much the courts down there are listening to him with every shower talk they gave him. from getting the bodycam removed to now throwing violations against Aaron. Which I assume it isn't public yet what Aaron did that cause a violation with Kayla right?

 

[AnOminous]

Meanwhile in Spicer:


Link / archive

Gee I can't imagine why this bitchy little scream queen has no audience.

 

[Beavis]

Nick dedicating his show to seething about Kurt, saying he's fat and accusing him of being a pedophile instead of covering the trial he claimed he would cover has backfired and alienated a big chunk of his tiny remaining audience.

Meanwhile Kurt is being rewarded for ignoring the drama and actually covering the trial.

It's beautiful.

This is all Nick had to do an he probably could have kept around 3k of his audience.

Nick doesn´t even bother streaming, because he is scared to have that direct comparison with Kurt

He’s back to night streaming so he can cope that the low numbers are because he streams late. He’ll soon let his show be derailed for $1 donos.

 

[There She Glows]

Nick dedicating his show to seething about Kurt, saying he's fat and accusing him of being a pedophile instead of covering the trial he claimed he would cover has backfired and alienated a big chunk of his tiny remaining audience.

Meanwhile Kurt is being rewarded for ignoring the drama and actually covering the trial.

It's beautiful.

It wouldn't surprise me if Andrea Burkhart saw Nick's invitation to come on his stream and tuned in briefly to see what Nick's trial coverage was like, then decided to go on Kurt's instead after watching him bully Kurt over the pizza casserole video for the tenth time. Despite all of his crusades against various individuals Nick really is his own worst enemy.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Balldoman Balldoman
Fires up a stream
When he finds his nitrous can.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s back to night streaming so he can cope that the low numbers are because he streams late. He’ll soon let his show be derailed for $1 donos.

They should make him put on a little suit and a hat to dance around like a monkey.

Dance, Balldo, Dance!

 

[Null]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

 

[Melty Butter]

Which I assume it isn't public yet what Aaron did that cause a violation with Kayla right?

I just looked through MCRO with the case number: 73-CR-24-6910. I don't see Nick/Kayla's complaint.

I do know that Aaron mistakenly played a few minutes of our own @Sharpeteer's funny edit of the battle between Nick and the farmers here. It included some images of Kayla. He quickly turned it off. Nick noticed and tweeted about it, IIRC.

Aaron's also discussed broadly the polycule since the TRO, which I suppose, legally speaking, could infer Kayla but otherwise he's been pretty careful.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Karen Reed is innocent of everything except DWI. Is this bad or good for balldo stocks?

He went on a bitch fit rant recently about how the justice system is corrupt, making allegory to his own criminal case. Passionately yelling at the audience, wearing a stupid suit with an American flag.

In reality, she was found not guilty anything meaningful. Nick's bitching meant nothing because the innocence was correctly found.

But to answer your question. Balldo stocks are nonexistent, because he didn't even bother to watch this trial half the time. His viewership tanked by over half last month because he kept either making sex jokes, mocking Uncivil Law or literally falling asleep on camera.

 

[Dropa5pack]

Nick only likes trials that are funny and weird like when a women is raped and dismembered.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Solid-steel evidence that the entire Karen Read trial streaming was to satisfy his parole officer.
He did not not give a single fuck about the trial, he struggled to even stay awake during testimony.
I hope every donator sees this and realises they are pissing away every cent.

"More important shit going on"—i.e., sending a flood of texts and calls to Stearns County officials about every Aaron Imholte action that can be even mildly twisted or perceived as violating his release conditions, all as part of his ever-personal war against Aaron.

I remember a great post @Friend of Dorothy Parker made about Rekieta not being a competent (hu)man due to his inability to own his mistakes. But another clear sign of his incompetence as a (hu)man is his immaturity when it comes to picking battles.

A wise (hu)man doesn't jump into every fight they can—they choose the ones worth their time, energy, or chances of success. Rekieta, however, insists on waging war against anyone who so much as bruises his narc sense of self. That’s why he’s obsessively going after Imholte in every way imaginable, while also threatening to sue him, sue the government, sue Hardin and/or Josh.

And all of this while his plate is already full with a civil lawsuit against Montagraph, the terms of his criminal probation and the uphill battle of getting his life back on track. Even a competent and emotionally regulated (hu)man would struggle to manage that many battles. One can only hope he follows through with all of it—because watching him try to juggle those flaming swords would be a spectacle worth every bag of popcorn.

Rekieta isn't a competent (hu)man—and he's barely a man.

 

[Clem Fandango]

He's drunk right?

This morning I cycled to work down the canal tow-path, and I shit you not there was a guy there at 8am already on his second can of Stella Artois, fishing.

That guy is probably a more productive member of society than Nick Rekieta, since Nick slept in until about 3pm, while my guy was up at 8am getting drunk, and there's every chance he actually caught a fish, while Nick accomplished NOTHING today.