💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Neko GF]

He's modding the comments, or youtube is having issues.

I think it's YouTube having issues. Checked it on 2 different accounts and the app and there's still 0 comments. So it's either a YT issue or no one could be bothered commenting.

 

[The Stranger]

I think it's YouTube having issues. Checked it on 2 different accounts and the app and there's still 0 comments. So it's either a YT issue or no one could be bothered commenting.

He's probably set the comments to require approval before they're made public.

 

[the khat quaffer]

What's a burger without the bun? Tacos without the shell? Pizza without the dough? Those all have salty, savory ingredients that our brains are hard-wired to crave -- and which have nothing to do with the wheat, as far as I know. But if someone were to say, "Hey, I'm the fast food genie, pay me $1000 right now or for the rest of your life you only get to eat lettuce burgers and taco bowls," I would pay the money.

What is a retard without a dead arm?

Walmart is pretty far down on the list of places I choose to shop but my reasons for it have to do with their business practices more than anything else. And yes the quality of the people who shop at Wally World over Target tends to be rather sharp. There's a reason why there's a website out there called "People of Walmart" and not "People of Target".

I only go to Wally World for things that are impossible to fuck up. Any food that is canned/frozen, basic underwear, gook-tier electronics (charging cables, computer mice, etc.). If I want to lie to myself and tell myself I'm getting quality I'd go to a Whole Foods or Sprouts for produce/fresh stuff.

Jack probably thinks these places are out of business like Starbucks

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Who in the everloving almighty FUCK proudly proclaims they film at a Taco Bell or Whataburger? I'd be ashamed just to be known to make a ..."career" out of doing so. Maybe in 50-100 years or so when these joints go out of business it might have that retro vibe but...not now.

Damn, is Jack ahead of his time? A modern Da Vinci.

 

[Daddy Strokum]

STARBUCKS GOT SOME COMPETITION​

(06/18/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pXT66K4QqogPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=pXT66K4Qqog

Spoiler: Local Archive (720p):

STARBUCKS GOT SOME COMPETITION - Jack On The Go Show (720p, h264).mp4

What is Jack's deal with Starbucks lately? He's been on this kick that they're in big trouble, like they're on the brink of shutting down. Where the fuck is he getting this idea? Starbucks is and always has been extremely successful. I don't get it. If he doesn't like them because they're woke or something, whatever! But his recent take that they're failing is baffling.

 

[the khat quaffer]

What is Jack's deal with Starbucks lately? He's been on this kick that they're in big trouble, like they're on the brink of shutting down. Where the fuck is he getting this idea? Starbucks is and always has been extremely successful. I don't get it. If he doesn't like them because they're woke or something, whatever! But his recent take that they're failing is baffling.

Probably because they're Seattle-based and Seattle is (recognized as) a very inclusive gay city. That's about the extent of his estimation, I'd say.

Been there, no idea about the gay thing. What I saw most is drug addicts. Worldstarhiphop tier.

 

[Radiator Grilled Cheese]

What is Jack's deal with Starbucks lately? He's been on this kick that they're in big trouble, like they're on the brink of shutting down. Where the fuck is he getting this idea? Starbucks is and always has been extremely successful. I don't get it. If he doesn't like them because they're woke or something, whatever! But his recent take that they're failing is baffling.

Jack has a very myopic, self-centered worldview. The multi-billion dollar coffee shop chain is in danger because other coffee shops like Dutch Bros are opening up in his small town of Buttfuck, Tennessee. Starbucks is failing because Jack likes Dutch Bros more than Starbucks.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack has a very myopic, self-centered worldview. The multi-billion dollar coffee shop chain is in danger because other coffee shops like Dutch Bros are opening up in his small town of Buttfuck, Tennessee. Starbucks is failing because Jack likes Dutch Bros more than Starbucks.

He also tried to claim that the strike they had over their employee uniform mandates portended their failure, apparently never bothering to find out that the strike was only affecting 75 of their stores.

 

[myhairisonfire]

Speaking of Starbucks strikes, has Jack ever voiced his opinion on unionization? I'm not sure if he'd be traditional "unions are good for blue-collar workers" conservative or neocon "unions are bad for job makers".

It'd probably be whatever meme he saw on Facebook last or what his megachurch pastor says.

 

[a terminal posture]

What is Jack's deal with Starbucks lately? He's been on this kick that they're in big trouble, like they're on the brink of shutting down. Where the fuck is he getting this idea? Starbucks is and always has been extremely successful. I don't get it. If he doesn't like them because they're woke or something, whatever! But his recent take that they're failing is baffling.

SBUX's price is back to where it was at 6 years ago. Growth has stalled out and their margins have been shrinking which is a big problem when the stock is trading at a 36(!) PE. But this is only a concern for investors. SBUX is a leviathan and is not going away anytime soon.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Speaking of Starbucks strikes, has Jack ever voiced his opinion on unionization? I'm not sure if he'd be traditional "unions are good for blue-collar workers" conservative or neocon "unions are bad for job makers".

It'd probably be whatever meme he saw on Facebook last or what his megachurch pastor says.

Fatty would hate unions because Trump and Elon hate unions and it's not like fatty has ever had a job

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fatty would hate unions because Trump and Elon hate unions and it's not like fatty has ever had a job

Jack would claim he’s all about liberty BUT NOT FREEDOM OF ASSOCIATION. [OBJ]

 

[Super Hans v2]

Fatty would hate unions because Trump and Elon hate unions and it's not like fatty has ever had a job

On the other hand, Jack still thinks it's the 70s like when he was a kid, and 'Look for the union label' was code for 'This was made with White hands.'

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack really is sperging harder than usual today










Of course he also has time to discuss fast food despite being carnivore






Also let's not forget his schedule

 

[AltisticRight]

He's modding the comments, or youtube is having issues.

It seems like he set all comments to require approval.
Those accounts such as "Scalfani's Jar of Eggs" and "Jack's limp arm" must be getting to him.
Be nice!

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

I don't think Jack has the ability to grasp that things can be multifactorial. He is also too narcissistic to not comment or pontificate on issues he can't comprehend. I think even before the strokes his IQ was never higher than 70. His blog posts from the early 2000s are excellent examples of his lifelong struggles with logic. He once recommended that the US make a huge wall along the Canadian and Mexican border with 1 neat doorway in every state sharing the border with Mexico or Canada. He was in his 40's when he wrote this!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Also let's not forget his schedule

"why did Eve talk to the serpent and not feel a talking animal was strange."

Jack really is the dumbest motherfucker, I swear. This sounds like some r/I'm14andthisisdeep shit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's modding the comments, or youtube is having issues.

I don’t see any comments there FWIW. But just FYI, YouTube has been having an issue with disappearing comments for several months. There have been a lot of faggy accusations of comment deletion flying around and crybabies refused to believe that YouTube would have such an issue. They finally ‘fessed up on June 9th.



Always click to sort comments by newest first if you think your comments are being modded. If you still don’t see it, bear in mind it could just be this bug. Don’t accuse channel owners of hugbox curation based just on this.

The fact that Jack has a Bible stream is something I wish I did not know. I’m morbidly curious what dipshit sermon with wildly inaccurate translations to English he’ll be ripping off and presenting as his own original thinking. (I can’t wait to see how Jack’s fat-tongued take compares to this.)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack mad at RDJ for encouraging another MCU star despite the fact it's standard professional practice.



Jack gets angry at foreigners



Toddler ass understanding of politics



Or that you're an annoying douchebag



No comment



Jack: GRRR AI BAD

Also Jack: Please join this AI service I'm promoting



Malding about Facebook I guess?



Jack is really pissed at Juneteenth

 

[Falcon Sebben]

STARBUCKS GOT SOME COMPETITION​

(06/18/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pXT66K4QqogPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=pXT66K4Qqog

Spoiler: Local Archive (720p):

STARBUCKS GOT SOME COMPETITION - Jack On The Go Show (720p, h264).mp4

OMG! A place does better coffee than Starbucks? Has somebody checked if hell froze over as well?

"Thought we would grab like the strongest coffee will get the best flavor profile, is like an americano"... WHAT? An americano is literally watered down expresso. How the fuck is that the "strongest"? Just get a fucking espresso.

To an Amerimutt like Fatty an Americano is the strongest coffee out there.

But these are also the kind of people that Starbucks is made for. They don't like coffee. They drink it piss weak loaded up with cream and sugar.

Found this on twitter

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Mama Scalfatty just gave him a bucket of turkey necks and sent him off to his room.

I only go to Wally World for things that are impossible to fuck up. Any food that is canned/frozen, basic underwear, gook-tier electronics (charging cables, computer mice, etc.). If I want to lie to myself and tell myself I'm getting quality I'd go to a Whole Foods or Sprouts for produce/fresh stuff.

That's more or less the only reason I'd shop there. Sometimes there's something on sale that I'd pick up. Like they had these small non-stick pans that we use for eggs that were something like... $6 or something about a year ago? Decent things, got a couple of them and so far they've worked flawlessly.

What is Jack's deal with Starbucks lately? He's been on this kick that they're in big trouble, like they're on the brink of shutting down. Where the fuck is he getting this idea? Starbucks is and always has been extremely successful. I don't get it. If he doesn't like them because they're woke or something, whatever! But his recent take that they're failing is baffling.

It's gotta be something political for him like they're too liberal so he needs to not go there.

Jack mad at RDJ for encouraging another MCU star despite the fact it's standard professional practice.

And Ironheart was a thing in the comics.

It's almost like Fatty just sees, "black + female" and thinks it automatically bad.

 

[p1138]

It's almost like Fatty just sees, "black + female" and thinks it automatically bad.

In this case it is bad. The character was from an era of "make new diverse characters" and that one wound up with the most laughably stupid origin. Stole shit from school, ran from the cops, dropped out of school. Only way it could have been more ridiculous is if she did it with watermelon in her hands.

Of course that doesn't mean he knows a damned thing about the character. Fatty, like a broken clock can be right twice a day afterall.

To an Amerimutt like Fatty an Americano is the strongest coffee out there.

But these are also the kind of people that Starbucks is made for. They don't like coffee. They drink it piss weak loaded up with cream and sugar.

Obviously, but if you find black coffee to be disgusting then what the fuck is the point of using black coffee as a comparison for anything if you're just going to bitch about it?

Gee, I wonder how "carnivore" that coffee/chocolate milk is. Unless he expects us to believe that they bought 2 just so Tammy could guzzle them both.