💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Smithfield Ham]

You guys watch that show Invincible? There's a dude on that show named "Powerplex" who has lightning powers, and he gets pissed at the hero because he couldn't save his sister and niece. So he used his wife and daughter as bait to draw him out to a fight, and then started throwing electricity everywhere. So obviously dude killed his fucking family. Then he started blubbering "WAAAAH NO YOU KILLED MY FAMILY INVINCIBLE I HATE YOU!!!"

Nick is that guy. He's the exact kind of fucking retard who'd endanger his wife and child by using them as human shields in a superhero fight, kill them horrifically, all of it is his fault, and he'd still have the fucking nerve to cry and pout about how unfair life is for him and how it's someone else's fault. Nick is the retard who kills his own family and then screams at you like you're the one who did it.

Spoiler

Fr though the fact that you read my posts makes me smile. Stay chill, fellow Deagle Nationa veteran.

 

[Womb Shroom]

BREAKING NEWS: NICK REKIETA FARTED ON STREAM!

Gross.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

the lawtube cream really did rise to the top, emily's great at cultivating tea seeker clicks. she did really, really good during depp v heard getting 2.5 million views on some of those streams. karen's pseudocelebrity status is perfect fodder for continuing to grow her audience. she's got twice as many subs as nick and i wouldn't be surprised if the next big trial gets her over a million by the end of the year. correct me if i'm wrong, but i also think she does whole streams on her own, no guests

She also made her own app, has 10 years of prosecutor experience/stories, runs her technology professionally, enforced community standards, and worked consistently. She earned he spot.

Nick's Mandatory 80 Hour Community Service Countdown:
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Tick tock cuck.

Nick claimed he had the full five years to do it. Still, it's stupid not to have done it instead of having his fake "job" where he begs for money while huffing nitrous. It would look good when they're deciding whether or not to throw him in jail for 28 more days.

It would be SO funny if Nick were wrong and he gets slapped for not doing it at his hearing.

Anyone willing to pass the hat around for a PIC OF NICK DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE REWARD?!

I’ll gladly contribute 50$ for a pic of a SEETHING Nick picking up trash along the highway.

I KNU, please... We must enforce use of the new currency unit of value.

Nick responds, "Dude if I ever get to Tokyo, we'll definitely talk. That'd be hilarious."

STEALTHKAOS responds: "You'll dig it, man. You'll love it. You'll have a good time. I mean, they'll love you over here, Nick. It'll be a shit-show when you arrive."

Nick caught with drugs in Japan? Johnny Salami 2.0? Legal Mindset could make bank on it.

 

[Melty Butter]

While we're on a brief pause from Rekieta, just a reminder where we were mere months ago:

Or, more precisely, where April was.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

You guys watch that show Invincible? There's a dude on that show named "Powerplex" who has lightning powers, and he gets pissed at the hero because he couldn't save his sister and niece. So he used his wife and daughter as bait to draw him out to a fight, and then started throwing electricity everywhere. So obviously dude killed his fucking family. Then he started blubbering "WAAAAH NO YOU KILLED MY FAMILY INVINCIBLE I HATE YOU!!!"

Nick is that guy. He's the exact kind of fucking retard who'd endanger his wife and child by using them as human shields in a superhero fight, kill them horrifically, all of it is his fault, and he'd still have the fucking nerve to cry and pout about how unfair life is for him and how it's someone else's fault. Nick is the retard who kills his own family and then screams at you like you're the one who did it.

Autistic as fuck, but not incorrect.

 

[Niggernerd]

Judging by his behavior in Nick's youtube chat, That Umbrella Guy is currently so far up Nick's ass he can taste Nick's breakfast.

Wasn't he one of those freaks that paid Vickers to ride with his grandkid at Disney world

 

[Sloppa]

While we're on a brief pause from Rekieta, just a reminder where we were mere months ago:
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Or, more precisely, where April was.

This doesn't look like iron stains. . .I wonder if it's some kind of iron eating bacteria growing on the dirty water stains?

 

[Harvey Danger]

Watching Nick stream is so depressing now. He acts like he has a gun to his head, not like it's fun or he enjoys hanging out or talking. So different from when anyone started watching him. I don't know how anyone from any of his eras can stick around to watch him unironically.

 

[woodedbag]

While we're on a brief pause from Rekieta, just a reminder where we were mere months ago:
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Or, more precisely, where April was.

you could grab meth heads from any trailer park in the midwest and put them next to these three and absolutely nobody would be able to spot the difference.

 

[Nova902]

aaron has almost nothing to talk about. nick is right about him, but in the wrong ways. he's just obsessed with hitting the goal for the day, so much so, that he left his retard, forest-scavenging wife around the lawyer predator to be prayed upon so he could beg future CITIZEN Ms to donate 10 bucks a day.

he did ecstasy twice, he saw nick's dirty million dollar house, he saw nick be a faggot nerd dork geek dweeb 138 lb sperg, etc, etc. they could get aaron on tomorrow, he would have nothing left to tell you.

Aaron was the pitcher not the catcher. Nick said he's not ashamed. They are playing gay chicken with each other about coming out of the closet. Aaron basically admitted it.

 

[Melty Butter]

Do any of you car experts know how to track down sales? I have a pet theory that Nick is cash poor. He's complaining about fast food prices for his family, told his audience how grateful he is to Locals for paying for food during his break, he's groveling for Supertips, and obviously, sold the side whore home.

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:

Note that when he showed it on stream, you can see the URL. Link to Elb's clip. I'm just trying to figure out if it may have been sold.

Edit to Add. Additional pics:



(His arrow, not mine.)

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know how anyone from any of his eras can stick around to watch him unironically.

I wait for clips. I want to laugh at his misery and suffering, but I don't want to spend hours wallowing in it because that's gay. Well, even more gay than laughing at clips of him.

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:

That car is more gay than watching 12 hours straight of gay porn.

 

[woodedbag]

I have a pet theory that Nick is cash poor.

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Note that when he showed it on stream, you can see the URL. Link to Elb's clip. I'm just trying to figure out if it may have been sold.

yeah bro this should have been pretty clear when his house was in foreclosure over a loan he took out against it causing him to sell his guest house.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Do any of you car experts know how to track down sales? I have a pet theory that Nick is cash poor. He's complaining about fast food prices for his family, told his audience how grateful he is to Locals for paying for food during his break, he's groveling for Supertips, and obviously, sold the side whore home.

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:
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Note that when he showed it on stream, you can see the URL. Link to Elb's clip. I'm just trying to figure out if it may have been sold.

Edit to Add. Additional pics:

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(His arrow, not mine.)

From the comments under the clip

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:

That car is more gay than watching 12 hours straight of gay porn.

Is it gayer than this?

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Many times, actually.

Thinking of Nick and Aaron having sex is really gay.

 

[Vibralldo]

Watching Nick stream is so depressing now. He acts like he has a gun to his head, not like it's fun or he enjoys hanging out or talking. So different from when anyone started watching him. I don't know how anyone from any of his eras can stick around to watch him unironically.

Ironically enough trial streaming has become a prison for Nick

He openly stated he hated it before the arrest and was planning on moving to more "relationship" (degenerate) content

Now he's essentially legally forced to do something he hates

 

[AnOminous]

Is it gayer than this?

Yes, that car is even gayer than him swallowing Aaron's goo.

 

[urr13 account]

Thinking of Nick and Aaron having sex is really gay.

It became less consensual over time so they probably banged a lot but by the end Nick didnt want it anymore while Aaron insisted on continuing to rail Nick's bussy.

 

[August Levasseur]

Do any of you car experts know how to track down sales? I have a pet theory that Nick is cash poor. He's complaining about fast food prices for his family, told his audience how grateful he is to Locals for paying for food during his break, he's groveling for Supertips, and obviously, sold the side whore home.

So, this is the pic of his car. He bought it new, I believe. So, that would be a 2022 Mustang GT500 that he claims is in storage now:
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Note that when he showed it on stream, you can see the URL. Link to Elb's clip. I'm just trying to figure out if it may have been sold.

Edit to Add. Additional pics:

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(His arrow, not mine.)

Car sales are not very public. If you knew the VIN number or license plate you could lookup the Carfax, which wouldn't tell you who bought it but it would tell you if it was sold. However, Carfax is privately sourced so it may not be the most up-to-date information, and it is sometimes innacurate. In MN, other people's vehicle registration is not public information. You can submit a request for said info but you need a valid reason and I doubt "alogging" is recognized by the state of Minnesota as a valid reason for such purposes.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Yes, that car is even gayer than him swallowing Aaron's goo.

It's a sportscar how is it gay?