💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[john marston]

Using Nick’s Law, whatever he suddenly fixates on accusing someone of, he himself is guilty of.

I prefer the name "Rekieta's Law" has a nicer ring to it! Would also accept "The Rekieta Law" not to be confused with "RekietaLaw," a defunct law office or "Rekietalaw" a LawTube show that apparently wasn't about the law

 

[Strix454]

It would be a potentially very expensive and very public felting for Rekieta though.

I have visions of Nick making motions asking to be able to sit in the witness stand with Kayla "to keep an eye on things" during the trial. Or Nick summoning the jury to his shower for a private discussion. Or perhaps Nick cross-examining himself as a guest attorney in the case.

And best of all, at the dramatic peak of the trial, the Barneswalker will have Nick on the stand:

"And what did this man do to you?"
"He ate my goo." (crying)
"And that man. That man who ate your goo. Is he in this courtroom now?"
"YES. YES. Its HIM. Its HIM. The fat man over there!" (pointing to Aaron)

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

It would be a potentially very expensive and very public felting for Rekieta though.

While Im sure that he has managed to convince himself that it’s a slam dunk win, between his coke addled brain and lack of legal acumen, but I don’t see how he could win a trial, between the obvious issues of Nick being a public figure, and him tarnishing his own reputation.

(Plus he’s so fucking unlikable that the best he can hope for with a jury is a nominal amount, lol!)

But by all means, Nick… Go ahead! I’m sure a six figure lolsuit where all of Lawtube is shitting on you will be just the thing to really stick it to Null!

I can’t wait to see Nick seethe and slither as the opposing counsel puts up the lewds that Kayla’s posted on her locals, and ask Nick (or Kayla!) how a picture she posed for, that Aaron showed to a friend, irredeemably damaged them.

He gave so many lawtubers their start, Nick wants to prove his influence again.

 

[Tayto]

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
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See, this is how you know he just doesnt have a firm grasp on reality or his current reputation: Kasparian is a self-professed KF lurker and Rekieta downfall enthusiast. The only reason she would ever agree to that kind of interview is to mock the shit right out of him, he may as well just do an interview with fucking Null or Kino Casino for all the good sentiment it would garner him.

She probably saw that tweet and thought "eww".

 

[Captain Manning]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Many times, actually.

The only reason I don't really bring it up very often is I tend to pull my punches when it comes to all of Nick enemies now. I am well aware some people don't agree with that position. Some prefer the position that a cow a cow, and you shouldn't really be picking winners and losers on KF. I am just personally disinclined to do much to help this absolute monster.

At least until Aaron, or one of his other enemies, ends up being worse than Nick is (which would be a very tall order at this point).

But yeah, I have long suspected their sexual liaison was a bit more than just "Aaron ate my goo." To his credit, Aaron seems a least somewhat embarrassed by all this, whereas Nick has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

 

[Sneed Force One]

17th of June 2025

Now that the Karen Read's fate is now in the hands of the jury, this would usually spell the crescendo of Nick's old trial streams. Has he managed to capture any of that former magic? Again, no.
Peak Concurrent Viewers down a whopping 37.55% compared to Tuesday last week (10th of June).
Average Concurrent Viewers down a whopping 30.22% compared to Tuesday last week (10th of June).

SPECIAL EVENT: This marks Nick’s first Tuesday in the past month with both peak and average viewership falling below 1,000
On May 20th, Nick had 1,798 peak viewers and an average of 1,294.
As of today, those numbers have HALVED, with peak viewership down by -50.38% to 892 and average viewership down by -38.09% to 801.
The worst results for Tuesdays so far!

 

[PrestonHolt]

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
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I for one, hope Ana will take him up on it, and since she's lurker here, she will know how to make him all pissy, also, opening doors for wider audience to be interested in the footage, Nick really want's more and more peopl to know how cops rubed cocaine into his kid's hair and stole some. Please Ana, take him up on it, and rape him like even Aaron didn't.

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

Around timestamp 25:15, Nick goes into an explanation of “why he & Josh fought.” Nick doesn’t acknowledge how he was high out of his mind when that relationship drifted. This applies to so many of Nick’s relationships, just about every single one has completely changed because Nick was spinning out of control, but here he is, blaming everyone else, still.
ETA: typo

Nick never ceases to amaze as he triples and quadruples down. Calling Hardin’s case frivolous, when the lawsuit isn’t even against Nick.

It is every American’s constitutional right to know how our legal system works. His attorney put the body cam footage into evidence. Once it is public, it cannot be private again.

 

[RotPockets]

- Details of his new tat:

More like BallDiddy.

Nick Rekieta: “the Jamaican Bulls nicknamed me the Batty Boy of Chaos, aka BBC for short. Kayla hasn’t stopped talking about me ever since, thank you Hedonism II for saving our marriage.”

 

[River possum]

Rekeita, anisa, and phil could put lolcow live out of business permanently if they teamed up

I would replace Phil with king cobra

 

[Lt Saavik]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Many times, actually.

I'm pretty sure youre determined to make it into random.txt

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm pretty sure youre determined to make it into random.txt

I wish they would have put in "We are not being gay opped by the State of Texas." That was one of my better ones.

 

[Maude Snew]

Or Nick summoning the jury to his shower for a private discussion.

Artist's rendition

 

[unironicjudiaism]

That was $5,000.

The bodycam footage was submitted as an "omnibus exhibit," according to SJW (not to be confused with an "omnibus hearing" although that is where it was submitted), with no indication it was to be treated any differently than any other exhibit submitted at the same time.

Exactly

The intent was to have it submitted for trial i don't have nor have i read the omni-bussy transcript. Is one available? I would like to know what else was discussed. The context the body cam footage was discussed may clarify things.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Thank you so much for the highlight clips, @Sneed on Cloud 9. Is it just me, or has he started breathing into his microphone excessively? You can constantly hear him huffing into the mic now. I don’t recall him doing that in the past. It’s rather irritating.

I still fail to understand how regular viewers manage to watch him. Beyond the flawed reasoning and poor legal analysis, there’s the grating voice, the odd body language with his eyes darting everywhere, the incessant huffing into the microphone, and his habitual complaining about his own troubles on every stream. Altogether, it makes his show almost unbearable. How does anyone endure watching this regularly?

You're welcome. It's not just you that noticed the breathing. Every time I went to make a clip; I could tell where to start because he'd take a deep breath. It was very raspy and showed up on the audio track. IIRC wasn't he vaping on a Locals cooking video?

His audience is beyond my comprehension. It's a mix of ex-cons and those with, how you'd say, a questionable lifestyle. They seem to have no problem with his sexual proclivities. In fact, they revel in it.



On KarmicX's live stream, there's this British guy living in Japan called STEALTHKAOS. There's not a doubt in my mind he represents a demographic of Nick's current audience. "One day maybe we could talk about threesomes over a coffee." He continues, "I used to, like, DJ in strip clubs and fetish parties, actually. I used to part in organizing fetish parties in Tokyo. So maybe we could reminisce over old times next time you're in Tokyo."

Nick responds, "Dude if I ever get to Tokyo, we'll definitely talk. That'd be hilarious."

STEALTHKAOS responds: "You'll dig it, man. You'll love it. You'll have a good time. I mean, they'll love you over here, Nick. It'll be a shit-show when you arrive."

 

[AnOminous]

The context the body cam footage was discussed may clarify things.

It's in the complaint, too. The court and sheriff are actually both relying on it for their contention that the material was never "entered" as evidence.

This is from Kristen Pierce in an exhibit filed with the civil complaint against Tollefson.

Incidentally, all of the other exhibits, much like the bodycam footage, were treated identically and actually "received" on MNDES (a separate issue from whether they were "admitted" or "entered into evidence").

She probably saw that tweet and thought "eww".

The idiot cuck probably thinks he can charm the pants off her with his Casanova skills or something. Or else he's such an ignorant fuck he doesn't know she openly hates his guts.

 

[Melty Butter]

STEALTHKAOS responds: "You'll dig it, man. You'll love it. You'll have a good time. I mean, they'll love you over here, Nick. It'll be a shit-show when you arrive."

Thank you for calling this out! I watched a lot of this stream. My thoughts can only be summarized by 'what the fuck did I walk into?' It's not that Stealthkaos wasn't Britishy-entertaining . He was very charismatic and articulate. (And I don't particularly care what he's doing in Asia as long as it isn't criminal.) It was just utterly bizarre content. He's clearly degenerate, gay, and God-only-knows-what else.

Nick's crowd now that he's ... sober?

 

[TherapyMan]

Nick estimates he could get $420,000 ($210,000 per person that viewed the footage) plus economic damages from the state for the bodycam viewings:

Each disclosure can get between $1,000 to $15,000 getting Nick up to $240,000. "That's a lot of fucking money!"

Nick is saying he is going to sue Kandyohi County and may get up to $90,000 ($15,ooo per child and his wife) in a lawsuit for emotional and reputational damage.

I like to call this tactic the "Nitrous Negotiation." Say a random number and say you'll sue to get it. Lawyers hate it!

 

[AnOminous]

No. It’s not bad enough where you go: “This guy has drank himself dumb!”

Yes. It's exactly that bad. I'd go further and say just shy of full-blown wetbrain.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Can’t even crack 1K viewers

Can't even cocaine 1k viewers. Can't even molly 1k viewers. Can't even ketamine 1k viewers. Can't even galaxy gas 1k viewers.

BTW isn't this his old mic? The one he once deepthroated?

Yes, it is. Unless he got a new grey one. Before this he had switched to a black one.
Up til June 12 he was still using the black one:

Starting June 13, he is using grey:

The question is if Flash is dumb enough to believe a lying liar who lies.

Ha, I don't know what Nick means by recently, but within the past few weeks Flash was going off on Nick so it will be funny if he does a 180° on that.