💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[where's baldo]

The progression of Nick's nose color in the new video Ellissa clipped is wild. It goes from normal to bright red by the end of the clip (45 min in). He mannerisms and general wonkiness change a ton too.

View attachment 7517301View attachment 7517307https://youtube.com/watch?v=QjfwDz3F4Ik
HES HUFFING

soon

 

[oh no im late for school]

When I see a man with overgrown nails, I can't help but think that he's not pleasuring his woman, whether he's been fingering her (ouch) or not.

well-manicured nails (clearly not his) are just fine for that, but even goldstar lipstick lesbians tend to get their fingerbang nails done shorter

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

View attachment 7517838
soon

Needs a Jack Murphy stripe.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

At this point Null has no choice but to change his legal name to Public Interest

You mean Public "Jesus Mon" Interest

We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran

Eric July

 

[MarukuNaru]

Oh ffs. Can you be any more attention-seeking, Rackets? You're embarrassing yourself.
View attachment 7517761
Archive

Drunk college kid vibes

 

[Captain Manning]

We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran

- Me (Captain Manning / John)
- @AnOminous
- Eric July
- David Schneider (Monty's previous attorney)

I would separate out the court clerk from MNPR because that's just Nick's head canon. Give them both separate line items.

 

[daffodils]

More details of Nick's non-addiction.

 

[Vibralldo]

More details of Nick's non-addiction.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3zVNYpyBr8w:80

Aaron needs a 2nd interview with the kino casino, there's so much more he hasn't told us

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Aaron needs a 2nd interview with the kino casino, there's so much more he hasn't told us

I've said it before, I'll say it again, the bullshit revenge porn suit cost us so much potential milk.

 

[NSA]

There can be no peace, until Kurt admits that the Denny's joke is funny and makes sense.

 

[john marston]

I've said it before, I'll say it again, the bullshit revenge porn suit cost us so much potential milk.

And apparently, Nick's going for seconds!

 

[Strix454]

And apparently, Nick's going for seconds!

Which could be a very good thing. Nick desperately wants to air all his gay poly relationship nonsense in a courtroom in a trial. He wants his wife to give humiliating public testimony about herself and Aaron which would all be undisputed public material. And in the context of a public trial, Aaron isn't really bound in terms of what he can say about anyone. By reports, Nick gave a giant statement in the criminal trial. In a civil trial where he is completely legally unrestrained, he would probably be even worse.

Its not so good for Aaron (sorry Aaron), but in terms of entertainment value, it might offer up alot.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I've said it before, I'll say it again, the bullshit revenge porn suit cost us so much potential milk.

This is my greatest point of pain about Aaron. If only we had a time machine.

Kiwi Stalkers stay seething because they can't peep inside Nick's house. Fucking myopic weirdos.

Nigger you have over 700 posts on KF, your one of us lmao

 

[There She Glows]

Which could be a very good thing. Nick desperately wants to air all his gay poly relationship nonsense in a courtroom in a trial. He wants his wife to give humiliating public testimony about herself and Aaron which would all be undisputed public material. And in the context of a public trial, Aaron isn't really bound in terms of what he can say about anyone. By reports, Nick gave a giant statement in the criminal trial. In a civil trial where he is completely legally unrestrained, he would probably be even worse.

Its not so good for Aaron (sorry Aaron), but in terms of entertainment value, it might offer up alot.

The farms will be so completely felted if Kayla and Nick and Aaron have to air out all of their dirty laundry under oath on the witness stand. Please Nick, anything but that.

 

[Fapcop]

@AltisticRight

You seem to be more versed in some areas of biochemistry, but Nick is really fucking himself healthwise. He’ll likely give himself an arrhythmia if he keeps abusing shit. Seriously, someone who’s fat like @Potentially Criminal (sorry to @ you again) will have a better time dealing with blood pressure and heart issues.

I think @Otterly is the resident biologist, but you don’t have to be a doctor to understand why fluctuating your blood pressure is a bad idea.

I’ll list what Nick was on and what it does to your blood pressure:

Cocaine - Vasoconstricter
Alcohol - varies upon use, but heavy use is linked to vasoconstriction
Provigil - Vasoconstricter
Adderall - Vasoconstricter
Nitrous Oxide -Vasodilator
MDMA - increases heart rate, not the worst
Rugieta - vasodilator, it’s effectively a stronger viagra

Beyond just drugs, Nick not getting enough sleep is also bad. It’ll contribute to a rise in blood pressure because a goods nights sleep helps drop it. His shitty diet and lack of exercise also could contribute to a lower blood pressure, but depending on what he eats (ramen and dorito) the sodium will jack it up.

I am not a doctor (I do have a degree in the field and did research in medicine), but Nick’s health even from a glance is shitty. You can’t and shouldn’t go between extremes. I’m not going into the fact that most of his drug use probably fucks with any chance of his body repairing itself (B12 issues, wet brain). Nick’s habits and behaviors basically guarantee that his body is fighting a losing battle.

Also, I am pretty sure Nick has AIDS.

Looked up the health consequences of cocaine today, and it’s not pretty.

*Cocaine in combination with alcohol is particularly toxic for circulatory system. (The two metabolize into a third substance, whose name escapes me, and which is really bad for the heart.)

*Using Cocaine has been tied to permanent brain damage and prematurely ages parts of the brain.

*Cocaine is of course also known for permanently fucking up your nose and the tissue there.

Just looking at Rekieta stream now it’s pretty obvious imho that whatever quick wit he had is gone. Much of the time he goes “ehm” and “ahh” in the middle of a sentence.

No. It’s not bad enough where you go: “This guy has drank himself dumb!”, but if you compare how Rekieta used to talk with now, you can see the difference.

 

[3MMA]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bqOD2RvNgyA
Posted six minutes ago and amazingly Nick isn’t in the comments already.

Around timestamp 25:15, Nick goes into an explanation of “why he & Josh fought.” Nick doesn’t acknowledge how he was high out of his mind when that relationship drifted. This applies to so many of Nick’s relationships, just about every single one has completely changed because Nick was spinning out of control, but here he is, blaming everyone else, still.
ETA: typo

 

[Fapcop]

Which could be a very good thing. Nick desperately wants to air all his gay poly relationship nonsense in a courtroom in a trial. He wants his wife to give humiliating public testimony about herself and Aaron which would all be undisputed public material. And in the context of a public trial, Aaron isn't really bound in terms of what he can say about anyone. By reports, Nick gave a giant statement in the criminal trial. In a civil trial where he is completely legally unrestrained, he would probably be even worse.

Its not so good for Aaron (sorry Aaron), but in terms of entertainment value, it might offer up alot.

It would be a potentially very expensive and very public felting for Rekieta though.

While Im sure that he has managed to convince himself that it’s a slam dunk win, between his coke addled brain and lack of legal acumen, but I don’t see how he could win a trial, between the obvious issues of Nick being a public figure, and him tarnishing his own reputation.

(Plus he’s so fucking unlikable that the best he can hope for with a jury is a nominal amount, lol!)

But by all means, Nick… Go ahead! I’m sure a six figure lolsuit where all of Lawtube is shitting on you will be just the thing to really stick it to Null!

I can’t wait to see Nick seethe and slither as the opposing counsel puts up the lewds that Kayla’s posted on her locals, and ask Nick (or Kayla!) how a picture she posed for, that Aaron showed to a friend, irredeemably damaged them.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Do you ever stop and think about how Nick has legitimately slept with Aaron?

Out of the many horrifying things about Nick I'd rather not consider his spree as a coked out pillow princess.

 

[Oxyjen]

Pardon me if I've missed it before, but is him accusing one of the clerks at the courthouse of being MNPR a new thing? It's just such an odd accusation out of the blue if it is.

Using Nick’s Law, whatever he suddenly fixates on accusing someone of, he himself is guilty of.

Remember that Mama K suspected Nick had a mole at the courthouse (possibly the metal detector guy) because while she visited, word apparently got back to Nick and then back to the courthouse where she was suddenly given the cold shoulder.