💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    697
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
Yes, that's new. And yeah it's fucking nuts but it's Nick we're talking about.
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We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
- Yellowflash
- LegalMindset
- LegalBytes & her husband
- Kalea
- Faran
 
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Dimension Sniper said:
Dead on. This is how financially irresponsible people talk about their future business ventures. He fucked it all up and he knows it's not coming back.
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yeah?
Well my dad works at Microsoft.

Retard Logic

Had the sheriff distributed cell phone data they downloaded addict might have a privacy claim BUT Bodycam is public.
Sorry swinger
 
Allied-Mastercomputer said:
I don’t know why, but Nick’s smugness invokes a kind of nigger rage I didn’t think was possible. It’s his absolute refusal to accept that he did anything wrong and he did NOT fuck up his whole life that just rubs people the wrong way.

I’ve only seen like 2-3 people who invoke this kind of nigger rage. Wings of Redemption is one of them, and DSP is another. They refuse to believe they did anything wrong and they will continue to refuse to accept responsibility for their lives. Add onto that, though, the fact that Nick has 5 kids in the mix whose lives are irreparably damaged by his decisions, and it just brings me to a new level of MATI that I didn’t think possible.
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If Rekieta’s father had any testosterone left he would have beat Nick to death the moment Balldo entered puberty, just like Nick failed at attempting to do to his own kids but without the limp wrists and noodle arms.
 
Third World Aristocrat said:
Did Rekieta become a mouth-breather after abusing so many different intranasal drugs? He huffs into the microphone constantly — this is just a short highlight of this:
mouthbreather.mp4
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You made a video of him that's actually less annoying to watch than hearing his nasally voice.
But yes, he is now a mouth breather in reality as well as metaphorically.
 
Potentially Cat Mom said:
Look, whether Nick’s reasoning for us not getting the cam footage is accurate, I don’t think we are getting that footage. I think the judge will side with the county.
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We expect the county to do that. It likely will be an appellate case and possibly a Minnesota Supreme Court case if and only if Nick shuts up or nuts up.

Iirc regardless of if you believe them correcting the record was correct, they didn’t consult the third party Mr. Moon represented by Mr. Hardin. It’s a procedural thing, but I am not a lawyer. Null effectively was acting like a journalist during the Jodie Arias trial or the Duke Lacrosse false rape allegations. On behalf of public interest Mudraker Moon intervened. It’s literally the consent meme, but Null and Hardin unironically have to be heard before shit happens. I might be wrong, but I am not sure if just flat out wrong or only slightly retarded wrong. @AnOminous @waffle @Potentially Criminal would likely be able to correct me.
 
Penguin Soldier said:
We need a running Rekieta "Enemy List" at this point with all the random accusations he's started throwing around. Off the top of my head,

- Aaron
- Null
- Kurt
- Keanu/Geno
- Sean
- Judge Pussy Liquor
- Monty
- The Nanny
- Mystery Court Clerk/MNPR
- Elissa
- Momma K
- Kayla
- Kayla's Family
- His Kids (Especially the one he Chokeslamed)
- The Chiropractor Receptionist
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You forgot the Ceiling Cats.
 
Hold the fuck up, this narcissistic faggot really has people celebrate his HALF birthday? Of all the stupid and horrifying things this man as admitted to, that honestly might take the cake (ba'dum'tss) in terms of how pathetic of a person he is to me.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
We expect the county to do that. It likely will be an appellate case and possibly a Minnesota Supreme Court case if and only if Nick shuts up or nuts up.
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The first appeal was just asking the same exact judge “are you sure?”. It would be less likely for him to immediately say he was wrong than for him to say he was in the right. The judge was only reaffirming his own decision that he just made. It’s the least meaningful and most expected outcome possible at this stage. As a judge even if he knows he is wrong, he still has to be wrong with conviction.
 
Tayto said:
This doesn't make a lick of sense, why would Hardin pursue this pro bono & under his own name rather than Nulls if it's just Josh's' demand for "frivolous action", surely he'd put Nulls name on it and make him pay through the nose for such action - Nicks saying that Hardin is willfully damaging his own reputation on a case he knows he cannot win.
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Nick is a weak faggot who tries to bully, cajole and bribe (usually with cocaine) other people to do his dirty work all the time, so he assumes everyone else operates that way. He can't conceive of anyone not being the absolute piece of shit he is, because he'd fall to pieces otherwise, realizing he is the lowest of the low and should take his Rustang out for a spin and crash head-on into a bridge abutment.
 
A Very Big Fish said:
I thought the Zoolumunati was just a meme name for the typical small town cover up bullshit?
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The theory is that Rekieta's family donated a lot of money for a zoo in Kandy Yoshi county that became a major source of tourism revenue (this part I think is true) and that because of it Nick is an untouchable (I don't think that's true)

I think it's far more likely that the court either did an off the record deal with Nick to seal the bodycam footage if he cooperated, the county thinks it'd be a major embarrassment to have a drug den like Rekieta's get out there, or general small town sheriff's office laziness. Possibly a combination of the 3.
 
Melty Butter said:
Note 2: There was some Supertip news as follows. (@Third World Aristocrat & @daffodils, you may be interested)
  • He claims to have made $12K since starting Supertips on "May 1". (He's wrong on the date. He started Supertips on April 19.) I do not know if that gross or net after the 10% for Melton.
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I have catalogued $8,160.59 worth of SuperTIPS since May 5, 2025. Unfortunately, I do not possess data from before that date. Some of the older streams he conducted with Branca present technical challenges that hinder my code's ability to process them correctly. I have a few potential workarounds in mind, but implementing them might compromise the stability of the code, so I have refrained from attempting them.
 
AnOminous said:
Nick is a weak faggot who tries to bully, cajole and bribe (usually with cocaine) other people to do his dirty work all the time, so he assumes everyone else operates that way. He can't conceive of anyone not being the absolute piece of shit he is, because he'd fall to pieces otherwise, realizing he is the lowest of the low and should take his Rustang out for a spin and crash head-on into a bridge abutment.
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Yep. Nick regularly says "sure, I do cocaine and wife swap, but so does everyone else, and yet I'm the only one getting punished for it!" so it isn't just for the bullying, Nick thinks EVERY negative trait he has is common and he's being singled out because he was briefly popular on YouTube.
 
Vibralldo said:
I think it's far more likely that the court either did an off the record deal with Nick to seal the bodycam footage if he cooperated, the county thinks it'd be a major embarrassment to have a drug den like Rekieta's get out there, or general small town sheriff's office laziness. Possibly a combination of the 3.
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I'm partial to the theory that the bodycam footage is so damning that any sane/normal court would have thrown the book at him. But for whatever reason you think, they didn't and he got off extremely light. So if that bodycam footage were to come to the attention of general public of Kandyoshi, they'd be outraged at that decision and the court/judge are trying everything in their power to avoid that backlash.
 
Emily D Baker and Kurt are live with 60K and 1K respectfully for trial questions and possible verdict. Where is Nick?
read trial live.webp
 
Penguin Soldier said:
I'm partial to the theory that the bodycam footage is so damning that any sane/normal court would have thrown the book at him. But for whatever reason you think, they didn't and he got off extremely light. So if that bodycam footage were to come to the attention of general public of Kandyoshi, they'd be outraged at that decision and the court/judge are trying everything in their power to avoid that backlash.
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I don't think Nick got off light

Everyone was convinced he'd be sentenced to no jail time and yet he was (pending failing his probation)
 
SigmaBalls said:
Thank you and everyone else who does these nice written out summaries of Nick clips, so i never ever have to go out of my way to listen to that faggot's weasely nasally faggy voice.
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It's pretty weak this faggot thinks something everyone knew was going to happen is a "hard loss." Lmao. Did literally anyone think Judge SJW was going to reverse the decision he'd made mere days ago?

Maybe Nick doesn't know this, but you have to take something up with the trial court before appealing.
 
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