💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[sneedem&feedem]

The game is afoot.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

"Now Let's Read Why Josh is Wrong"

*Warning Ear Rape* Every time he plays a Supertip, it scuffs his audio. But it levels off after a couple of seconds.

Nick says this is a criminal case and Hardin was using civil procedure to gain access to the bodycam. It may seem as though Nick actually respects Hardin approach because it's very complicated on what he is trying to achieve. However, Hardin forgot all about Nick's wife and children.

The bodycam "should not have been released because it is still technically confidential because they are a part of an ongoing criminal investigation which will not end until 90 days after his sentencing. "

"The law requires the use of the MNDES system." Reinforces the idea that the County made an error.

Nick observes that you can hear the frustration in Hardin as he reads the document. There is a grand conspiracy by the state to protect Nick. Nick says the state has done everything within it's power to destroy all that he has built. He's quick to say that he had a hand in that too. His life, business and relationships are nothing but rubble. He calls Kiwi Farmers retarded if they think his family has paid off the county. Nick denies this of course and claims the Kiwis jump to the next option. Which is, we say that his family bought/bribed the judge and lawyers. How can that be! He doesn't even know how to or how much it would cost bribe someone.

"There was no formality of offer and acceptance because they weren't offered." He continues, that Hardin is using a line of dicta from Abrago Garcia which is not holding the principle he is trying to hold.

"I won't have a felony for me unless I fail probation. Assuming I complete probation, I'll never be convicted of a felony crime." Nick finishes reading the document and confidently says "that's a bad ruling for Josh. That's a really, really bad ruling for Josh." There is no way the bodycam footage was intended for the public to see. It was a mistake by the clerk. The one he thinks might be MNPublicRecords.

Nick Banters with the Chat

In this clip below, I feel like he might be implying that he wants to sue Josh. Could be his salty and defiant reaction to the chat.

*Warning - Ear Rape

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Thank you so much for the highlight clips, @Sneed on Cloud 9. Is it just me, or has he started breathing into his microphone excessively? You can constantly hear him huffing into the mic now. I don’t recall him doing that in the past. It’s rather irritating.

I still fail to understand how regular viewers manage to watch him. Beyond the flawed reasoning and poor legal analysis, there’s the grating voice, the odd body language with his eyes darting everywhere, the incessant huffing into the microphone, and his habitual complaining about his own troubles on every stream. Altogether, it makes his show almost unbearable. How does anyone endure watching this regularly?

 

[Vibralldo]

Hardin forgot all about Nick's wife and children.

To be fair so did Nick

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Thank you so much for the highlight clips, @Sneed on Cloud 9. Is it just me, or has he started breathing into his microphone excessively? You can constantly hear him huffing into the mic now. I don’t recall him doing that in the past. It’s rather irritating.

To me it sounds like his nose is getting worse. He's gotta stop snorting that adderall. Pathetic junkie.

 

[TheTractor]

Okay drinking from a ''World's best dad'' mug while coping about footage from the hell house that got raided is making me legit mad at the internet.

Also notice how much red his nose gets near the end of the stream compared to the beginning? Mother fucker is still doing whippet breaks.

Man in a decent society he would have been sent in a gulag and worked to death.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick keeps salivating over the specific dollar amounts he could win in various imaginary lawsuits

6 figures from Kandy Yoshi county, $6k from Hardin/Josh

He also made the interrupt chat price a measley $5

Methinks the superchats, supertips, and his grandparents no longer cover all the bills and he's in trouble

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Aaron now agrees with the “candyass county are corrupt” theory, citing other examples in the area.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=awMrK9Wdkdg

Aaron is correct here. I never bought the zoolimuniati stuff. I grew up in a small town and he's dead on. I'd rather live in a small town than a big city but they do shit like this all the time. The one I grew up in covered a rape that a prominent member's son committed.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Nick observes that you can hear the frustration in Hardin as he reads the document.

I don’t know why, but Nick’s smugness invokes a kind of nigger rage I didn’t think was possible. It’s his absolute refusal to accept that he did anything wrong and he did NOT fuck up his whole life that just rubs people the wrong way.

I’ve only seen like 2-3 people who invoke this kind of nigger rage. Wings of Redemption is one of them, and DSP is another. They refuse to believe they did anything wrong and they will continue to refuse to accept responsibility for their lives. Add onto that, though, the fact that Nick has 5 kids in the mix whose lives are irreparably damaged by his decisions, and it just brings me to a new level of MATI that I didn’t think possible.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Aaron is correct here. I never bought the zoolimuniati stuff. I grew up in a small town and he's dead on. I'd rather live in a small town than a big city but they do shit like this all the time. The one I grew up in covered a rape that a prominent member's son committed.

Nick Rugieta told me government covers shit up all the time!

Oh, it's covering something up for him, in this case? Well shit. That's ridiculous. Government covering something up? Who would believe such a thing? He wouldn't even KNOW how to do nothing while crazy mommy celeste bribes people, or the government just does it to hide embarrassing things...

 

[Vibralldo]

I don’t know why, but Nick’s smugness invokes a kind of nigger rage I didn’t think was possible. It’s his absolute refusal to accept that he did anything wrong and he did NOT fuck up his whole life that just rubs people the wrong way.

I’ve only seen like 2-3 people who invoke this kind of nigger rage. Wings of Redemption is one of them, and DSP is another. They refuse to believe they did anything wrong and they will continue to refuse to accept responsibility for their lives. Add onto that, though, the fact that Nick has 5 kids in the mix whose lives are irreparably damaged by his decisions, and it just brings me to a new level of MATI that I didn’t think possible.

For no other reason, the bodycam footage should come out because Nick's being so smug about it

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Pardon me if I've missed it before, but is him accusing one of the clerks at the courthouse of being MNPR a new thing? It's just such an odd accusation out of the blue if it is. But it does have interesting implications, because if that were hypothetically true and I was that clerk...there's not a snowball's chance in hell I don't have a copy of that bodycam footage saved somewhere else.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

"Now Let's Read Why Josh is Wrong"

I am sure this will age well.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Pardon me if I've missed it before, but is him accusing one of the clerks at the courthouse of being MNPR a new thing? It's just such an odd accusation out of the blue if it is. But it does have interesting implications, because if that were hypothetically true and I was that clerk...there's not a snowball's chance in hell I don't have a copy of that bodycam footage saved somewhere else.

Yes, that's new. And yeah it's fucking nuts but it's Nick we're talking about.

For no other reason, the bodycam footage should come out because Nick's being so smug about it

Duper's delight. He loves that he got away with lying about the photos being from the day of the raid.
You know, so he thinks.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Nick keeps salivating over the specific dollar amounts he could win in various imaginary lawsuits

6 figures from Kandy Yoshi county, $6k from Hardin/Josh

He also made the interrupt chat price a measley $5

Methinks the superchats, supertips, and his grandparents no longer cover all the bills and he's in trouble

Dead on. This is how financially irresponsible people talk about their future business ventures. He fucked it all up and he knows it's not coming back.

 

[Milkshake Sniffer]

It shouldn't be a violation. It's not a criminal charge.

Presumably the more interesting aspect would be the conduct that led to a restraining order and whether that constitutes a crime with all the caveats about the standard to which that conduct has to be shown to to get a restraining order being far less than that required for a criminal conviction?

It really is wild to see a former attorney being this smug about an ongoing case. He should know as well as anyone that you never really know the outcome until everything is over.

It's been a theme of his since before "the Fall". The Vic Mignogna coverage was full of it.

To be fair I don't doubt that this approach is popular with viewers. It's a cliche that lawyers love using euphemisms when asked, by the paying client, about the likely outcome of a case. You have a case, you have a good case, it's an arguable case, you have a sporting chance, you have a reasonable case, you should win, you're likely to win &c. And clients hate it because of course it's meaningless and often push for something that at least sounds more precise like a percentage. Of course when the case is lost after the lawyer said there was a 90% chance of success the lawyer is not wrong; that client was just in the unlucky 10%. A wiser man than I once told me that you should always add in a fudge factor of between 10% and 25% for "litigation risk" and there was a time in Britbongistan when the Court of Appeal was regarded by the profession as so unpredictable as to justify a 25% fudge factor even on what should be a dead cert.

With Nick he also freely comments in the same way on his own legal woes. It's accepted wisdom not to comment at all on your own ongoing cases but Nick nose better as he does with so many things. Again it's a longstanding thing with him. He declared inevitable victory with his Cuck/Duck Dynasty mini-saga. When it didn't go as predicted Nick just stopped talking about it and, as far as I saw, got away with that one.

One of the big problems is that when a lawyer (or any other expert in a particular field) says what will happen and it doesn't happen, credibility takes a knock. Specific circumstances may make that unfair but patterns are patterns and life ain't fair. If the lawyer declares with absolute certainty what will happen and it doesn't that just makes the impact on credibility all the greater.

 

[Melty Butter]

Rekieta Notables - Karen Read Thoughts, About That Body Cam Footage, We Finish Breakfast?

TL;DR: Top live viewers 900 in a 3.5 hour stream. Weird mix of vitriol at the Farms and, later, humor with Cooking with Kurt. Pretty frayed and tired. New tats was shown and various personal details revealed, including information about his grandfather's trust. Plenty of push back by chats. Nick was not amused.

Note 1: This post does NOT include any coverage of the bodycam drama as that's been excellently clipped and explained upthread by @Sneed on Cloud 9's multiple posts.This is primarily Nick's random remarks, personal details, etc.

Note 2: There was some Supertip news as follows. (@Third World Aristocrat & @daffodils, you may be interested)

• He claims to have made $12K since starting Supertips on "May 1". (He's wrong on the date. He started Supertips on April 19.) I do not know if that gross or net after the 10% for Melton.
• By my calculations that's $12K/38 streams = $315.00/stream. Seems a tad high but mostly in line with Third World Aristocrat's posts with the electronic a-logging.
• For funsies, I manually tracked Supertips for this 3.5 hour stream (shorter than Read). It totaled $171.20 in 26 unique Supertips.

Supertip of Note:

Seems like he's skating pretty close to defamation per se.

Spoiler: Notes and Screencaps Chronologically

- It's his half birthday which he usually celebrates due to his Xmas week real birthday. (Doesn't sound like they did so this year.)

- Lesco Brandon complained about being banned and Nick could not find evidence of it.

- Said his first born was in the NICU for three days; he almost lost his mind; he has a nephew who was in the NICU for 2 months during COVID

- Someone asked about Drex. Nick: "I have no control over that situation at all"

- He has 3 prerecorded videos coming out soon but he "rage quit" when trying to make the thumnails bc ChatGPT wouldn't make a "three panel comic in widescreen format".

- Admits he's bad at doing shorts. He made $8.00 on them last month. He plans to incorporate more into his "work flow" because they're helpful to push longer content.

- Joked about strangling your wife. "You just wrap your fingers around that bitch's neck and squeeze!"

- Details of his new tat:


- Also, lots of arm grasping during the steam. Not sure if it was nervousness or something else. Also, cut your nails, Nick. Most feminine hand ever.


- He admits that he's not an expert in coke. @AltisticRight, this might amuse you considering all your science posts.

- Does a "WHOA BUDDY!" in PPP voice.

- VectorMedia sent in a Superchat/Rumblerant calling Nick out for all of his degeneracy. Nick banned him/her. (I didn't catch the chat before it disappeared.) Nick was pissed.

- Ranked his law school vs Kurt's (University of Akron). Kurt's was better.

- He thinks Kurt looks like Last Boss of Rickeo (sp?). (I have no idea what this is.)


- Clarifies that Kurt is 44 yo.

- Denies being a trust fund child; repeats story of growing up middle class. He said his grandfather had a residuary clause and that there were 19 people who were named as recipients. He said it didn't matter anyway because all the money went to his grandmother.

- He shamed Kurt for his dirty, cluttered kitchen. (Uhhhhh.)

- Using Playboard, he compared his recent views (1.2M) with Kurt's (2M) but the dates didn't line up exactly.

- A chat called him out for getting blow jobs on screen from a "married hooker". Nick laughed it off.

- Said he gave advice to Kurt on how to find a partner back when they were friends.

- Mentioned knowing Ryan Long (unrelated to the Sophie Long thing from what I can tell) who is associated with the Diddy trial? (I wasn't following.)

- Open to doing another Big Brain panel.

- Thinks Dax is going to be a great dad.

- He may stream Tuesday (today).

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Aaron is correct here. I never bought the zoolimuniati stuff. I grew up in a small town and he's dead on. I'd rather live in a small town than a big city but they do shit like this all the time. The one I grew up in covered a rape that a prominent member's son committed.

I thought the Zoolumunati was just a meme name for the typical small town cover up bullshit?

 

[Horrified Bystander]

The Big Problem for Josh

"The camera footage never, ever entered the court."

This contemptible faggot is making me wanna fedpost. His OWN fucking lawyer submitted it as ebidance to try and get his crack whore’s charges dropped. Holy shit what world is he living in?

 

[TheArtilleryman]

Even if this nigger went through a divorce, lost the house, the kids and only had double digit viewers remaining, he would still be using any minor victory in court to claim to be the winner in spite of it all.

Sure Nick, you're winning