💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[AltisticRight]

Did I miss something here? What did she even say that is feminist?

She has xx chromosomes and dared to stand up to a man, that makes her a feminazi in the eyes of Juju's camp of detestable faggots.
Does anyone remember when Kalea posted some chatlogs (her second or third post ever, none since then) and a bunch of tourist faggots came here claiming she's seeking attention...somehow?

It's just so pathetic.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

I think browning minced meat in small batches is a massive waste of time for an extremely lackluster reward: too much surface for water loss., you always get an uneven, sad browning. All the Maillard reaction I get for the - extremely rare - ground beef ragout, I get from the side fond because those tiny clumps of browned ground beef chews like rubber. Shredded meat from larger chunks properly browned are always preferred for ragout.

Spoiler: Autistic Response About Food

Water? what kind of low quality ground beef are you buying. Sound like this is more of a quality issue and the fact that you are overcooking it and using the wrong sized pan. Always, always use a bigger pan than you think you need as you'll overcrowd you food and not get an even cook. Most people use the wrong pan and boil their meat in their own juices instead of searing alongside another common mistake many people do is putting the food on a cold pan which in most cases is wrong save for some exceptions like carbonara as you actually want to slowly rend the fat out of the guanciale as cooking the guanciale on a high heat can have it become hard as a rock.

What the fuckity fuck is this shit?
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Does the judge really think this will hold up to any kind of scrutiny when the defense used the footage in their case. This excuse is on the level of a child trying to hide the evidence after being caught with their hand in the cookie jar. Nick's family has to have serious connections for CandyYoshi's justice system to stick their neck's out for a the child abusing Crackietas.

I hope this whole lawsuit opens the biggest can of worms Kandiyohi has ever seen and puts them on the map for being a bunch of worthless individuals that would rather cover for a child abuser than have their little county get some bad press.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

And he's live, looking pretty rough.
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The frame of an adolescent boy does not go well with the thousand cock stare

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I kinda think he wants Karen Read to be guilty in order to make the post-verdict about him. I don’t think he really even cares about the Read case beyond how he can make it about himself. If she’s guilty he can be angry and being in how bad the state frames people. If she’s innocent then he can kinda do that, but he doesn’t get the catharsis of inserting himself into Read’s guilty verdict.

Read is an actual case of a shitty, biased investigation followed by expert witnesses from the state trying to make data fit what the state wanted by doing tests that didn’t prove anything along with a Prosecutor who’s just a huge dickhead. It’s effectively the opposite of Nick’s case. The Judge in the Read case is openly biased where SJW bent over backwards for Nick.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

She has xx chromosomes and dared to stand up to a man, that makes her a feminazi in the eyes of Juju's camp of detestable faggots.
Does anyone remember when Kalea posted some chatlogs (her second or third post ever, none since then) and a bunch of tourist faggots came here claiming she's seeking attention...somehow?

It's just so pathetic.

Eh, mentioning mothers on father's day is the guy's point. There is a mother's day for that. I'm certainly not upset about it but I at least understand the point the guy's making.
No one mentions fathers on mother's day. They just celebrate mothers. As they should.
But, whatever, it doesn't matter to me and I like Momma Kay, she's a nice lady.

 

[dustnight]

Ah yes, the face of a man who clearly couldn't be happier.

Spoiler: clip

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He's also totally considering suing the county over unlawfully allowing those fat women to access the body cam footage

Spoiler: LOLsuit

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nigieta is sloshing down Mickey D's orange soda with his scuffed audio.

 

[TurdThrower]

Eh, mentioning mothers on father's day is the guy's point. There is a mother's day for that. I'm certainly not upset about it but I at least understand the point the guy's making.
No one mentions fathers on mother's day. They just celebrate mothers. As they should.
But, whatever, it doesn't matter to me and I like Momma Kay, she's a nice lady.

This was all that I was trying to say. It's not the end of the world, I just felt like she should be called out on that one.

 

[Captain Manning]

Does anyone remember when Kalea posted some chatlogs (her second or third post ever, none since then) and a bunch of tourist faggots came here claiming she's seeking attention...somehow?

I remember. Fun times.

Not.

What precipitated that though was there were submissions made to Community Happenings, and her third post was actually featured by U_M.

You know how some faggots get if they don't like a certain submission made in CH, and especially if they don't like a certain post that was actually featured.

Ya know... like ones almost exclusively obsessed with a certain gambling addict to the point they end up copying his speech patterns in all their KF posts.

 

[OTView]

Look at this viewer count

Sad
Pathetic
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Just two more weeks! Two more weeks and the algorithm will finally know what to do with him or whatever, and he'll get back all the viewership he had in his heyday! Yep. Definitely. For Sure!

 

[Soapmore]

Obligatory fuck Nick and all, but can father's not have a single day without a third wave feminist having to insert everyone else into that one single day of the year?

Here, take my broom, I'm not using it.

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What it's like to be inside Nick's head (ft. 5 gorillion hours in MS Paint)

That art is so shit it's truly Nickworthy.

Actually I'm joking, you show a sense of space-perspective and body awareness, which is beyond a lot of people or most. it's pretty good.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

That art is so shit it's truly Nickworthy.

Actually I'm joking, you show a sense of space-perspective and body awareness, which is beyond a lot of people or most. it's pretty good.

It's an old meme, they added the Nick/Kayla face and changed the text to fit.

 

[RotPockets]

That art is so shit it's truly Nickworthy.

Actually I'm joking, you show a sense of space-perspective and body awareness, which is beyond a lot of people or most. it's pretty good.

It's an old meme, they added the Nick/Kayla face and changed the text to fit.

I did a similar edit to Keffals.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

I was tired the next day and stubbed my toe because I was tired.

Rare L for a toe!

Can someone photoshop a hat with a propeller flying off his head from being kissed by two skanks?

At worst, Keanu is guilty of pissing in a sea of piss with her own idiocy and incompetence.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...

Someone needs to take the image of Nick somehow looking gay with two women kissing him into two Aarons kissing him. I don't know an AI I can use to do that or I'd just do it myself.

Properly I think it should be two Nicks kissing Aaron. Aaron has the politely bemused smile from his mugshot.

The Cuckroach and the Ragepig. It's like the lolcow Charlotte's Web.

 

[Tayto]

I'm willing to bet money that the very second that judge signed that order a phone call was made to the sheriff and evidence was being furiously erased.

This brings me back to a question I asked a few weeks ago, if Hardin wins, the footage is declared public access, but the county has already deleted their version, could Rekeita or April be forced to release their respective versions with an order, since they'd have no right to withhold it at that point?

Nick will never delete that footage because to him it's an exhibit in his book of grudges, a reminder of the perceived wrong perpetrated against him by his community.

 

[Red flag]

Remember how Nick constantly smuckled about ACKCHYUALLY not being Vic's lawyer whenever his critics brought up the fact he lost the case?

Yet here he is, gloating about Josh losing in a case he's not part of.

Get it right, Balldoman, Josh didn't lose anything!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick announced during his stream that it now costs only $5 to give your Supertip priority attention. Previously it was $10 to skip the queue. I can’t wait to hear him explain how this also means he’s winning.

 

[1NpuLs]

i watched 10 min of his stream and every time he gets a supertip his audio would spike, is that normal? has that been happening for his other streams aswell?

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick announced during his stream that it now costs only $5 to give your Supertip priority attention. Previously it was $10 to skip the queue. I can’t wait to hear him explain how this also means he’s winning.

Lol. I remember, back in 2019, it was $20 to get it read immediately. Course, back then, it was normal YouTube superchats, and not this pedotips crap.

He must be really hurtin'.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nick is saying he is going to sue Kandyohi County and may get up to $90,000 ($15,ooo per child and his wife) in a lawsuit for emotional and reputational damage.

Edit: clarification