💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
So tongue and cheek? Or window into his discord preferences? I vote he gets spammed with Fat harry navle pictures.... His next theupple may be the beared lady whom used to be called steve.
 

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I can abide a man being photographed being kissed by 2 women. I might even allow the color pink to be allowed given that Rod Stewart pulled it off; the use of shorts is tragic but begrudgingly this may be permissible, and even the faggot tie urks me so but I swallow my dismay...but I will not tolerate a man wearing proper shoes with NO socks.

Utterly disgraceful.
 
Nick, its Father's Day. Get off Twitter and spend time with your kids.

Dude's approaching Zuckerberg or Musk tier lizard person. His ability to act like a real human being is constantly eroding every day.

I'm sure he'll tweet some defensive shit about how he totally spent time with his kids today, neglecting to mention that he spent all that time arguing with literal nobodies on twitter.
 
3MMA said:
So, this is Nick’s cope shared earlier ITT about his latest attention whoring picture sharing:
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Now he’s backing down. So he admits this is too embarrassing to leave the house? What happened to it not being tawdry or gross? Why would you send this around, anyway? So your kids can see you cheating on their mom? Again? ‬Guess it was tawdry & gross after all.
The Cuckpope spaketh lies:
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Just three wolves, kissing.
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When did he get permission to share the photo with Ethan.
 
DiabeticSydePhil said:
Nick, its Father's Day. Get off Twitter and spend time with your kids.

Dude's approaching Zuckerberg or Musk tier lizard person. His ability to act like a real human being is constantly eroding every day.

I'm sure he'll tweet some defensive shit about how he totally spent time with his kids today, neglecting to mention that he spent all that time arguing with literal nobodies on twitter.
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Nick has a very productive Father's Day. His kids left him a card signed by all of them which they left on top of a pile of garbage, his wife gave him some Adderall she sucked a college student off for, and April gave him a bottle of Galaxy Gas shaped like a floral vase so his parole officer won't recognize it.

It was only after spending a few minutes with his family did he fuck off to argue on Twatter.
 
Glowie said:
I hope to God body can footage is handed over and goes public, I'm morbidly curious to see what his crack den looks like, since Nick is a lazy retard I can only expect pamperchu tier degenerate material and shitton of neglect.
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Give this clip a listen. It is a nice reminder of the intestinal fortitude of our Glorious Kiwi Emperor.


Source: Mad at the Internet (May 30th, 2025)
 
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CECA Loather said:
Even if Gabe produced the bodycam, bribed April to go onto to Keanu's show, Keanu is so incompetent, so terrible a host, she will turn the expose into a snoozefest or unwatchable at best or at worst argue with Gabe, bogging it down with her useless input, treating the interview like a conversation, dragging the interview needlessly and even siding with Rekieta.
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Except Gabe didn't get the body cam, and didn't get April to talk, so I think your argument here is rather silly.

Had he gotten the body cam, gotten April to come on a stream with him, or something else of that magnitude, and Keanu ruined that, THEN I think you would have a point.

Instead, what happened here is he went on Keanu's show and revealed little of value. Because what he had to share is of little value.

At worst, Keanu is guilty of pissing in a sea of piss with her own idiocy and incompetence.

Moreover, if it was something very serious and credible, he would be reracking and going on somebody else's show right now. Other streamers that cover Rekieta would want him on their shows if they thought he had anything of value to share. To my knowledge, none of them do. The KC flat out shat on him.

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Even if you think that the allegations of Rekieta threatening violence towards Kayla or him being physical with his children are nothingburgers and just hearsay, in the hands of a better host, the show would still be salvageable.
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I truthfully don't know what to think about Gabe's allegations. They are just that: allegations. I personally have no trouble believing Nick is physically abusive, but Gabe didn't exactly provide a source or any proof to back up what he was claiming. So what little new he did have to share is overall rather underwhelming.

That said, here's your salvage. All 20 minutes of it. God bless the clippers like @elb.


Now the full 5 hour stream can be incinerated as a cognitohazard, as far as I'm concerned.
 
Desktop User2 said:
Nope. Stroganoff, at least the modern version, is a lean meat dish - mainly fillet mignon - with cream made for the noblesse at the time. It´s not that at all.
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Apparently so. I've never cooked or even eaten it. I just assumed it would be one of those slow cooked dishes because that's how it looks in pictures.
 
SterilizedGlowsticks said:
It's hilarious that you can see Ethan in the comments there talking about how we're all jealous of the lifestyle Nick had. I don't even need to explain how completely retarded that is. But he genuinely believes it.
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I might have been a tad jealous of the life he appeared to have. The married trad dad lawyer with 5 kids that he projected - not the drug powered polycule that was cursed to end in flames. He really did appear to have it all. I guess I wouldn't really call what I felt jealousy, just a sort of happiness for an internet friend that I never met. After not following him for a while, the arrest was shocking. And then learning about kiwifarms and reading up on what was going on behind the scenes, that happiness turned into something closer to nausea. EVS (and Nick) can call it jealousy but it isn't. Nick changed categories in the minds of people like me.

It's not that strange is it? You root for nice people that you like, and you root against about people you think are bad people. I guess if you are reaaally good, you root for enough life events to smack the bad person into changing their ways. His trial streams have that feel: the people watching Rittenhouse that think he is innocent will root for the jury to vote not guilty. The people who watched the Depp trial rooted for him because Amber Heard seemed terrible. Yet his chat likes to say 'why do you hassle Nick?' at the exact same time he watches and criticises a cooking video by Kurt. Are these people being honest? Do they have some deeper subconscious issues that warp their thoughts in ways I cannot follow?

If his chat actually cared, I would try to explain this: For many people, Nick's persona switched from nice guy to evil snake oil salesman/druggy/child neglecter/potential abuser, etc. When ugly things are posted in Nick's chat, it might be done to warn new people of this con man. People are now rooting against a perceived bad man. It is no different than the interest people have in the trials they are watching.

I guess I understand there are people that support Nick like Grifty, whose support is built from the need to justify their own past behavior. But are there actual NORMAL wine moms in his supporters? I honestly feel he has fallen so far that some of the female supporters have brains firing the "I can fix him" electro-chemical signals mirroring the paths that make Twighlight vampire love stories work, but with a trust fund enabled rage filled ex-lawyer monster instead.

Hey wine mom in Nick's chat - you are the chosen one! if you defend him in chat and on twitter Nick will notice you. His divorce will certainly happen within the next year or 2 and he will remember you from chat! Once you fix the monster, you have the insta-family with a trust fund that leads to the "happily ever after" ending! Ugh.
 
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