💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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Karen Read Stream - Day 33 Closing Arguments - Rekieta Notables
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No thumbnail at time of posting so you get Rekieta Subway sammy tongue.

TL;DR: It was an afternoon replay of closing arguments due to camp pick up. Low effort, distractable. He couldn't focus for more than 30 seconds at a time. Claims his brain is special because it "takes snapshots". A daughter (off screen) interrupted. She was looking for Kayla. They chatted. More Cooking with Kurt.

Branca came in at the end. Nick said that he knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high." Tagging @Not Who You Think bc I think they were tracking his porn connections (?).

He mostly ignored the drama of last night though some Supertips didn't:
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  • Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 900
  • Tweets During Stream (approx): 14 - I don't know what he was keyboard warrioring about but he wasn't watching the (very entertaining) closing arguments.
Note: 4:29:00 for about 30 min is worth watching/clipping for those who care about LawTube drama. He shits on lots of people and takes credit for everyone's success.

Intro

- Said he's been absent due to picking up some of his kids at camp which he's done for 10 years.

- Said he'll not be addressing the events of last night.

- Tries to do his OWN closing arguments but acknowledges that Jackson will do it better. (It was pretty bad. I assume he wants to clip it for a video.)

Defense Closing Arguments

- Gayly commented on Jackson's beard (which is fine; Nick thought it should be better groomed).

- He didn't know a bunch of MA law and trial specifics: 1) "Moral certainty" is part of ALL trials there; 2) The defense goes first in closing arguments; 3) The dog bite testimony was let in by Bev so the defense could argue it. (EDB knew all of this btw. Nick's chat had to tell him.)

- Incredibly distracted DM/Tweeting during the stream. He kept rewinding

- Made a poll on HIS (not Jackson's) closing argument.

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- When he realized he had no idea what was going on: "This is the stuff I missed because I was so bored."

- "I need some levity" and decides he'll watch more Kurt between the two closing arguments.

- More polls!
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- Big Supertip:
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- He owned a George Forman grill in college and would make steaks.

Cooking with Kurt

-Jokes about Redo the Healer needing to be required watching in kindergarten and Camelot. It was brief. He barely addressed it.
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Prosecution Closing Arguments

- Nick got all fired up with anger at the prosecution. Said O'Keefe (the dead guy) was not necessarily a good person because he made money by fostering his niece in nephew. (Interesting. Nick and Kayla fostered.)


- A chatter got defensive about Kurt. He said: "Take your issues and shove them up your anus."

- Stuffed a submarine sandwich in his mouth. It was the "cold cut trio" from Subway.
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- He kept bouncing in his seat.

- He mistakenly started reading out Twitter. Something from "MeatyActor"

- He didn't remember that prosecution had withheld the X-Ray evidence of no broken bones and the defense requested a mistrial.


Back to Cooking with Kurt

- Joked about Signal and nudes and how it's the best app.

- A third poll:

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- Lots of fake outrage and screaming.

- "Sometimes you just need to yell at someone and most of the time it's me [yelling]... because I'm a jackass."

- Joked about how he [Nick] is very bad at what he does as witnessed in his shrinking numbers.

- Says that all of LawTube stagnated when HE stopped doing trials. "Isn't that weird, Kurt?"

- Admits that he "stopped doing the work."

- Daughter came in - they conversed on where Kayla was.

- Mentioned Doug TenNapel and the YT algorithm.

- Insulted LegalBytes; called her a mean girl.

- Says his brain works in weird ways. He takes mental "snapshots" and processes them later.

- Branca arrived:
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- Branca has rebranded his channel, apparently. Now two channels. 1. The Andrew Branca Channel (political rants) and 2. The Law of Self Defense channel.

- Claims to have never looked at OnlyFans but obviously knows many creators who do. He also knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high."

- Gosney was in chat.

- Said Courtney Clenny (who they may cover together) looks like the cafeteria lady without makeup.

- Doesn't want to cover Kohberger trial bc it'll take too much work.
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Listening to today's MATI on the lawsuit. Ms Kohlman and the Sheriff are shady as hell. I wonder what skellies they are hiding.
no one's heard of this small town until nick got busted for coke and all the child welfare shit. with the release of the body cam, that's all this little town will be known for.
 
The only thing Franz Ferdinand did wrong was ride fabulously in an open topped car. It was stupid, but he wasn't trying to start shit.
Gavrilo Princip was the serb nigger.
 
Looks like Keanu has snaked Hoffman and thrown in her shit with Ethan, Ethan, and Mersh.

Who'd have thunk it?
Gabe put on a pretentious bad show that wasted everyone's time, but Keanu making amends with Ralph of all people is beyond retarded and kind of heinous

Guarantee she'll be on Nick's side by tomorrow... Again
 
At this point Nick would probably kill his own kids to keep it private

There's no way it's worse than what we think and Nick's obsession with keeping it private is 100% an ODD ego thing
It's probably not worse than his detractors think it is, but it's lots worse than anyone supporting him or even neutral to him would like to see. That's why he's so driven to keep it hidden. In fairness to him, Internet aside, if it goes public, all his family and friends are going to see that video. There's a lot of value in plausible deniability, especially among those predisposed to believe you.
 
I didn't watch the Gabe/Keanu stream (even if it'd been good I probably would have just caught up with clips/highlights from the thread), but from a single clip that was highlighted in the thread (the Kayla shower story) it seems pretty obvious that it would have gone very, very differently with someone competent driving the stream.

Keanu seemed completely disinterested in what Gabe had to say/like she just wanted to get out of there. Whether what has been said about her "chickening out" is true or not, it really would not make a difference if you had someone who knows how to get more info out of a guest at the helm. For all their faults, Warski/ppp would have known to press Gabe for more info the second they heard about the new allegations.
It's not weird at all given that Gabe is not a streamer and he basically tried to structure the whole thing like he would a documentary, presenting all the info, old and new, in a single narrative. When what was needed was to frontload the stream with the new allegations and have he host drag out more details throughout the rest of the stream.

Anyway, Gabe should really go on with someone better at this/someone who can shut him down and get him to move on from ancient useless info and who will know to ask the right questions.
Think about how ppp would have handled the shower incident story alone ("HE'S AN ABUSER!"), him and Warski would have made the new info the focus of the stream, asked relevant questions, etc. Instead Gabe looked very unsure of himself telling that story, while getting nothing back from Keanu who looked like she was reading her texts and going "mmmhmmm..."..

Whatever goodwill she had from making Rekieta seethe is completely gone, and now that she snaked Gabe/switched sides once again there is (thankfully) no reason to ever mention her anymore.

The same amount of info (plus the fact that Rekieta himself admitted to the chiropractor incident ahead of time) would have been completely different if presented correctly. It's a shame, but still a big L for Nick since it's becoming clearer and clearer how much of an abuser he is to his family on top of all his other scumbag behavior,
 
one thing for sure, this probably killed keanu's streaming "career"
That’s a little overly dramatic, it isn’t that serious. It was just another Thursday night in da sektur. It’s not some huge evil amidst the utter perfection of angels. It made Gabe look silly, & Keanu came across as having been taken advantage of. She went out of her way for Gabe, regardless of the end result. Gabe claiming “it was all for you” afterwards isn’t helping him. Dishonesty rarely bolsters a claim. Especially if a claim is gay.
She seemed to want to be overly polite and accommodating and so didn't have control of the show
I noticed that too. The clearest indication was how Gabe talked at her, not with her. He may have drowned her in links & clips but he didn’t even talk much with her during the show unless you consider his order barking. She kept attempting to have a real conversation, & Gabe just plodded along on his agenda, which only made the stream come across worse. Gabe had a preconceived idea of how things should go. Keanu was willing to adapt while Gabe made it worse by ignoring that. It would have been cool to see her take control of that shitshow as it was her show. She was being polite & got stuck in a corner as Gabe kept fagging it up. He seemed aware of that too, but wasn’t willing to change direction at all.
This wasn't supposed to be Kiki's DM drop stream, so I dunno why people are giving her crap over that.
She’s currently the easy target. A lot of the Big Mad posting is due to sticker farmers & some is just another case of Winning on the Internet brainrot.
 
- Claims to have never looked at OnlyFans but obviously knows many creators who do. He also knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high."

I wonder if he's testing the waters to take his exhibitionism and Kayla's humiliation to a whole new level by creating OF/Fansly content with her. Didn't he say that he enjoyed being naked in public during Hedonism? His viewership and income are dwindling, and with him emphasizing the money per viewer rate for adult content made by couples... :cryblood:
 
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