💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
It’s called KeanuCast and she is bitching that he sent her tons of emails beforehand, with links and images that would be forming the body of his “investigation.” She literally doesn’t realize that this was all within her control and she refuses to own her part in not running her own show. She deserves all the shit she gets.

And yes she made $900, more than she ever has or ever will again.
It's like she doesn't know what a streamer actually does.
 
And here I thought the Balldo was just a latex rubber band with a nub sticking out of it. That looks like something a dungeon master would heat red hot and slap on your nuts during the Spanish Inquisition.
Even the soldiers at Gitmo who torture Al-Qaeda suspects think it’s a little much…
 
What Gabe was trying to do was to show that Nick is kinda bad person. To an audience of people who can't decide if he's just an evil sadistic piece of shit or possessed by a literal demon.
What audience might that be? Because Keanu has fuck all for an audience, and everyone else there was brought in by this thread, KC, or other Sektur-related places, aka they already knew the backstory here with Nick. So this was for the 10 people Keanu regularly streams to?
 
What audience might that be? Because Keanu has fuck all for an audience, and everyone else there was brought in by this thread, KC, or other Sektur-related places, aka they already knew the backstory here with Nick. So this was for the 10 people Keanu regularly streams to?
I meant us, and that it was completely redundant.
 
PPP and Andy said they weren't going to go off on Gabe and Keanu but they ended up talking about it for the whole start of the show
(1.5x speed, from the replay so no chat)

More serious talk:

gabe_n_kiki_talk.mp4



The opening + gold star bit:
opening.mp4
Don't think it's been quoted here yet, but Kino Casino had a pretty funny segment about the Keanu Gabe stream yesterday. pretty much the same consensus people had here. Andy slipped a gold star joke too. :story:
 
He did mention that he literally has never watched any Only Fans content, but he knows some friends that are on it. They make tons of money, more money than YouTube.

This is a callback to an old Nick moment. One of the origins of the "Scandinavian Incel Prudes" thing is that Nick was invited to a church group and suggested to those people that christians should reach out to active onlyfans THOTS and get them to join churches (they would stay doing onlyfans work which the church according to Nick should approve of). The people at the church group were not encouraging of Nick's ideas. According to later streams with Nick, onlyfans performers were all women who just wanted extra money to take the kids to Disneyworld. They were also all incredibly rich and many of them owned private islands according to Nick.

Nick also I believe made various positive comments about Onlyfans as a career choice for young women and talked about its superiority as a career choice versus more conventional employment.

I would imagine as a major porn-hound, Nick watches alot of onlyfans and that his deep insights into the careers of professional THOTs probably comes from paid special interactions with them.
 
The only real video about Nick at this point is him insanely screaming at a woman in a high pitched voice like a complete utter faggot.
 
Looks like Keanu has snaked Hoffman and thrown in her shit with Ethan, Ethan, and Mersh.

Who'd have thunk it?
 

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He did mention that he literally has never watched any Only Fans content, but he knows some friends that are on it. They make tons of money, more money than YouTube.

This seems likes prepping from Nick to stop being Rekieta Law and become Rugieta Cuck. I'm sure there are wine moms out there willing to pay Crackets top dollar to see his skinny ass plow Our Wife. There was that one time he was talking about a hypothetical grandpa not being disappointed in his granddaughter is doing OnlyFans because she could take him to Disney Land with that OF money, so I'm sure his children won't mind too much, he can use that money to take them to Disney Land.
 
High on life! But, seriously Warski and PPP can actually interview fairly well. It’s an odd tag team dynamic, but it works.
Hey, the best drug, but they are atrocious and useless interviewers. I'm not expecting a skilled and interesting interview with them (like, say, Art Bell or Jordan Harbinger), but they are not insightful, their research is shit, their motivations pollute the information...they are just bad. Dingdingding retard alert woaaaahhhhh
 
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