💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
Sneed Force One said:
Meanwhile Nick watches cooking videos...by himself...again...
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CALLED IT!
Okay, it's the lamest and easiest prediction ever. I know. I know. Shut up!

Vibralldo said:
The Gabe interview was a wet fart and Nick's still got a new obsession
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You don't understand... Gabe defied him! That's all it ever takes with Nick. Almost anybody else would have viewed last night as a near complete waste of time, and simply moved on. Even Nick's detractors don't even really wanna touch it except to point out how awful it was.

All he had to do was:

1. Not speculate on what Gabe would reveal in a foolish effort to "get ahead of things." Wait to see what he's actually gonna say.
2. Not be in the chat sperging out when the stream was happening.
3. Not sperg out now.

If he did those three things, he'd have a bonafide W right now. He can't manage any of that, for whatever reason.
 
Ass to Ass said:
"Hardin..."
"Yes, my lord?"
"Go to the Wisconsin System... There on Kandiyohi, you will obtain the bussycam footage."
"As you wish, my lord."
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Talking about things being hyped... Bodycam is the goy version of the Hoffman stream... And it has done the same thing, Rekieta jumped out ahead of it the way all totally innocent people do.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
Kevin Brennan has Keanu on MLC right now and she’s playing the victim about how she has no agency in her dynamic with Gabe. Before she came on, KB watched Karl and Moody saying condescendingly that “everybody knows” Nick’s daughter couldn’t get a second drug test because Nick already told us. (I think it was from this TLP stream that is still live.)

I didn’t think it was possible for such effeminate men to emasculate themselves any further. Mea culpa.
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Keanu is a retarded snake too stupid go to have loyalty

She fucked over Aaron, then she fucked over Nick, now she's fucking over Gabe

A truly despicable hole
 
Vibralldo said:
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The Gabe interview was a wet fart and Nick's still got a new obsession
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To call Gabe's interview an adaption of "source material", kinda creates the suggestion that there was true "source material" to what he's saying.

Captain Manning said:
1. Not speculate on what Gabe would reveal in a foolish effort to "get ahead of things." Wait to see what he's actually gonna say.
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One of my favorite Ethan Ralph moments is when he answered the question "Hey are you Ralph?" with "No I am not Ethan Ralph."

And now one of my favorite Nick Rekieta moments is when he answered "I know something secret about you" with "No I was not witnessed choke slamming my son at the chiropractors".
 
Tablet County said:
It's surreal that one of the biggest Sektur enjoyers is a filthy rich heeb who manages a hedge fund. That'd be like learning that Klaus Schwab is actually a big fan of Murdoch Murdoch.
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Wait until you find out that Rackets is encouraged to ruin his life by a council of 4 Jewish kiddy diddlers and that almost every lolcow is funded by a small hat, it will rock your world.
 
Sneed Force One said:
But, she's lazy, stupid and uninformed. She simply believed it would be a bombshell because people said it would be.
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Nobody would even be bitching if he'd just said let's have a stream and talk about Rekieta. Instead he went through this whole song and dance about new information. That's almost always a sign of an incoming nothingburger. "I know something you don't and I'm hoarding dox! I rule so much!"

And they always turn out to be gigantic faggots.
 
What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.
 
Null 2035 after the failed lawsuit and fall of Minnesota
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Hey Johnny Bravo said:
What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.
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And now we have a shiny new meme: Nick Rekitea's Twig Show. Choke Slamming his minor children in a massage parlour near you!

🎵Welllll. . .it's the Twig Show!🎵

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Captain Manning said:
Also, since I'm Nostradamus, I want you all to know he'll end the stream with a Kurt cooking video. You heard it here first!
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The only Kurt Nick needs to follow at all is Cobain, and suck-start a shotgun. Oh wait, the police took his guns. Too bad you can't sign people up without their consent or in people in other countries up for MAID. (:_(
not william stenchever said:
He can't beat his dick.
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:really: Broke dick failed lawyer! :story:
 
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